Alucard's Left Titty

Current hyperfixation: Castlevania(Netflix) 26. she/they. canadian I'm a hot mess of untreated mental illness and hyperfixations. For now my blog will mostly be Castlevania, but don't be surprised to see Star Trek/The Umbrella Academy/Harry Potter/Spiderman content on here.

[vintagegeekculture]

1947

[dat-soldier]

kid had a great week

[cultivating-wildflowers]

happy 77 years to the best week of this kid's life

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

I just queued this for a year

[jestergal]

i need the pic of the fucked up looking little dog from a web 1.0 site that’s caption “March Madness”

[jestergal]

artist’s rendition

[hoovywoopeans]

I made a vow years ago to always have this image on hand when someone needed it because I was in your shoes once. Enjoy, stranger.

[jestergal]

thank you. it is now march madness time.

[goatsgomoo]

What's your favorite drink?

Water

Coffee

Tea

Vanilla Extract

Soda

Juice

Alcohol

Something Else

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2024

[meateater-rabbit]

is it supposed to do this?

[isabellaofparma]

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

[isabellaofparma]

they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t

[ekjohnston]

my list is not in any way internally consistent

[mellie-mp3]

my comical romance 😹

[mellie-mp3]

funny day real estate 🤭

[mellie-mp3]

system of a clown 🤡

[dat-soldier]

red hot silly peppers 😂

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Top 5 women?

well if you insist

[cloudstation]

Ok king

[everythingfox]

Good boy

[vanillarbeam]

I have glass balls and paper scrote. Every morning I whack my nuts, and every afternoon I slap them sluts.

[the-real-skeletor]

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

[nsomniacsdream]

39

[nsomniacsdream]

38

[nsomniacsdream]

37

[wickedwonderlandd]

[egberts]

[garcavisconde]

*covered in blood* i will.... *trembling* CHOOSE TO BE KIND... *in pain* i will be... NICE to others... *wanting to kill* i will see good in EVERYONE *yelding a knife* i will NOT be like those who hurt me... *screaming* i will be BETTER than who i was...

[shadow27]

[witchofprose-deactivated2020041]

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[untitled12573]

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

[knitmeapony]

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

[theprofessional-amateur]

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

[tumbliveleje]

[snorlaxatives]

oh wow five years ago today the stylish but illegal monkey was found roaming around ikea in toronto…. now this is truly an iconic date in meme history

[snorlaxatives]

never forget

[ferallindsay]

ten years of chic criminal monkey

[mywritingcannotbestopped]

Is this a problem?

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

[traditional-latin-math]

[draculas-husband]

[telltaletypist]

pretty funny that there's only 3 websites now and they're all dying

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list