Evan: Hey, will you get something out of my back pocket for me?
Barty: What am I getting out of it?
Evan: A chance to feel my ass.
Barty: [prepares backhand]
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

JVL

if i look back, i am lost
Sade Olutola
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Stranger Things
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Acquired Stardust
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oozey mess
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Not today Justin

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@always-dead-ontheinside
Evan: Hey, will you get something out of my back pocket for me?
Barty: What am I getting out of it?
Evan: A chance to feel my ass.
Barty: [prepares backhand]
Happy New Year!
Happy 2026!
anyone else still think about how Eddie knew where Skull Rock is and that it was Steve who made the spot famous for making out and how it's obviously a coincidence but also... 👀👀👀
Falling asleep in the dorms…
“Sirius?”
“Yeah?”
“I don’t think I like Evans anymore.”
“Shit mate, took you long enough.”
“Heh. Yeah.”
…
“Sirius?”
“Yeah, Prongs?”
“I might like boys. Also. Like as well as girls.”
“Join the club, Prongs. Just stay the fuck away from Moony.”
“Noted.”
…
“Sirius?”
“Yeah, mate?”
“What if I like a particular bloke?”
“…it’s not me, is it? Because Moony would probably kill you.”
“No.”
….
“Sirius?”
“Yes, Prongs?”
“It’s your brother.”
“I know.”
“You know?”
“Yeah, I was just fucking with you before.”
“Right.”
…
“Sirius?”
“Yes Prongs?”
“That’s…it’s okay?”
“Yes, James. I’d rather it be you than anyone else, to be honest.”
“Alright.”
…
“Sirius?”
“Go the fuck to sleep, Prongs. We’ll come up with a plan to woo him tomorrow.”
“Alright.”
….
“James?”
“What’s up, Padfoot?”
“Take care of him, alright?”
“…..yeah. Yeah, of course.”
tell me why i got 5 tiktoks of people hating on sally jackson…….. I WOULD GO TO WAR FOR SALLY JACKSON LIKE NO SALLY JACKSON SLANDER ALLOWED
it's hilarious how at a certain point peter and steph are just super focused on protecting and saving each other and poor grace is just... there. not even third wheeling just being ignored lmao
like guys there's a whole ass third person with you
and then she’s the one to get rid of max
I’m not immune to slasher comedy coming of age musicals. Apparently
Angela Giarratana will never cease to serve cunt
too accurate
same song, different font
(Minor) NPMD Spoiler
i’m sorry
mimics what
what are they talking about here?
(wrong answers only)
NPMD SPOILERS (not really)
jon’s “MY BARBECUE” line has been playing on repeat in my head ever since i watched the digital ticket
like why was it so funny to me
i just hope the youtube version sounds the same so i can keep hearing it
Team StarKid Jangle Ball Tour in NYC 🎄
The Original
The Cheap Knockoff
Clint: I’m too hot!
Clint: *points to Natasha*
Natasha:
Natasha:
Natasha:
Natasha:
Natasha: *sighs*
Natasha, with no emotion whatsoever: Hot damn.
Clint: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN
Same but Kate Bishop as Clint, and Clint as Natasha now
October 31, 1981
Imagine how happy Arthur and Molly Weasley were when word reached them that Voldemort had been destroyed. Their children were now safe and could grow up in a world without any threats. Molly would no longer have to keep one eye on the family clock when Arthur was out on Order missions. Arthur no longer needed to worry about Bill or where he was, because he was away for his first year at Hogwarts; his first year away from home. They no longer needed to dread the dark world that their newborn daughter would’ve had to grow up in.
Imagine the terrible looks on Arthur and Molly Weasley’s faces when young Remus Lupin showed up on their doorstep; they could tell that he had been crying. Molly cried in horror when she learned what was lost in order for the darkness to be destroyed. Arthur sat back in his chair, remembering that one time that James Potter saved his life on an Order mission. Arthur and Molly looked at each other, suddenly realizing that James and Lily Potter’s son of one year old was now left orphaned, with no one to look after him.
Imagine the hope on Molly Weasley’s face, ten years later, when her sons stumble across a lonely boy at King’s Cross Station, looking for a way into platform 9 3/4. Imagine the smile that spread across Arthur Weasley’s face when a young boy with jet-black hair sat at his kitchen table, eating breakfast with his family.
Arthur and Molly Weasley would always remember the day when James and Lily Potter died, but they would never forget raising their eighth child in honor of the couples’ memory.