PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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hello vonnie
we're not kids anymore.
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Not today Justin
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@always-elias
Renewed a lot of things for my bastard man Joy :3
Here’s HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year! Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3
PS: if you liked this, there’s a whole book of these comics available now!
I’m reblogging this 7-year-old comic of mine because, not only is it somehow still circulating, it just passed 400,000 notes??? Thank you, several hundred thousand internet strangers, for keepin’ this ol’ goat girl goin’ so long
(Also hi, I’m still making fairy-tale-flavored lesbian romance comics and have a new one coming out very soon…)
smoking kills…
Turn left pleaseee
Why stop at minecraft to find him
Malevolent Threshold || New and updated Arthur and John design! I’m so excited to see where this series goes.
I tried cosplaying again. For a change, I went with a well known character.
It was difficult as… well, hell.
I swear I’m not doing weirdly shaped animated characters ever again.
He's unironically so hopecore... I'll miss you D3rlord3 searching for a world...
(some art in between work/comms to celebrate the anguish I felt at the hands of wifies...)
Until next time, friend
when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*
friend is trying to sell her car bc shes moving to a state with vehicle inspections and her prius lives in defiance of god. anyway so shes cleaning it out at my apartment complex bc we have dumpsters and her roommate forgot to pay the trash bill. i will be liveblogging my experience watching her do this and you will understand why i refuse to help her
-threw out the floor mats entirely bc theres magic the gathering cards molded into them
-found an axe formely belonging to a friend who is now in jail
-four trash bags worth of clothes and an untold amount of fast food trash
guys theres a pile of chicken bones down there from wingstop im so scared
AND i hear "hey dude can i use ur washing machine real quick" and she pulls out a pair of pants from, i shit you not, 1940 and theyre moldified into a SOLID. those pants survived a war and couldnt last a year in her fucking shitbox istfg
shes cleaning out the Broken Glass Area of the backseat (normal thing to have. been there FOUR FUCKING YEARS)
fuckin blindly sticks her hand under the seat and pulls out a fully intact URANIUM GLASS PLATE. "for you :D" ... GIRL
"oh no i disturbed the nursery section of The Colony!!! D: D: " awesomesauce. i hope an asteroid comes and kills us both
i swear to god im not exaggerating here. anyway heres an incomplete list of everything we found inside:
-axe (stolen)
-earrings made out of dentures
-flavored condoms
-a quilt
-hello kitty sweater (stolen from a DIFFERENT ex-friend with a felony charge)
-deer spine
-baseball sized wad of human hair
-""sex apron""
-uranium glass plate
-pile of non-uranium non-car glass
-rollerblades
-complete phantom of the opera cd set
-magic the gathering cards mold-ified into a brick
-lego millennium falcon
-a CUTLASS??? (for "self defense")
-the back bumper of the car
-an entire fucking ant colony
and finally, perhaps the most disturbing,
-a pack of vanilla wax melts, inexplicably unmelted and intact despite sitting inside this terrarium-with-a-prius-wrapped-around-it in 100 degree heat for god knows how long
i must stress: before today she DID NOT KNOW about the ant colony in there . she thought ants just really liked to climb inside anytime the car was parked.
guys i cant take it anymore
bringing this post back bc i found a video of her offering me the phantom cd set and i said no because the box was coated in a syrupy mat of human hair and she was confused because "we know whos hair it is" ???? as if the origin of the hair was the only fucking holdup
@entities-of-posts
The Corruption
Reblogging this again actually because I just checked the notes and this only confirms the diagnosis
Valuable supplemental research.
people are soooo mean to the color yellow and it hurts my heart like u mean the color of the sun!?!? daffodils and buttercups and dandelions!? canary feathers and fresh butter and the warm glow of light and the trees in autumn???? for shame. joyless.
dawg I am NOT reading your play ✌️😭
it's your loss. ignorance will not save you.
I don’t know where I’m going with this
Don’t hold me to this
Everyone say hi Arthur and bye Arthur because I don’t think I’m drawing him for this comic ever again.
this might be the last ‘update’ for a little bit since I go back to work tomorrow but feel free to send me questions about this lil au here! I’ve got thoughts! Running around up there!
yes yes jon's need for statements in s4 is an allegory for addiction
but can we talk about how jon's need to make statements in s5 can be an allegory for how disability needs are treated.
because it keeps being treated as
'hey I need [thing]. i will be in pain if I don't have [thing]'
/deep sigh/ 'do you REALLY need [thing]? does it have to be right now? can't you have [thing] later?'
'no no I really do need it now. sorry. I really do need it though'
'ughh FINE. this is an annoyance and inconvenience to all of us but fine.'
