[neurotiddies]

RB IF YOU AGREE

[stiksandthrones]

[lucydacusgirl]

*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*

[what-even-is-thiss]

My grandparents are baffled when we just don’t care about certain things. The last time we did a socially distanced lunch they were complaining that our neighbor keeps really old broken cars that he likes to work on in his front yard and we were like “Yeah, and?” and they didn’t know how to respond to that.

Like the very idea that we would just mind our own business and tolerate mildly annoying behavior from other people is like rocket science to them. They just can’t comprehend it.

[science-jumps]

My mum never has anything nice to say about modern music. It’s always “this song is shallow nonsense”. Yeah maybe I want to listen to shallow nonsense. What about it

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

A regular conversation I keep having with my mom:

“Ugh, look at that girl. Tattoos everywhere.”

“So what?”

“….Well I think it looks ugly.”

“She didn’t get them for you.”

[pati79]

Mmmm other people do not perform for you is a lesson that needs to be learned massively these days.

[andthenyourealizethat]

red cross’s homophobia being trans inclusive is honest to god blowing me away

[catmum1999-deactivated20210816]

[timemachineyeah]

Has tumblr gotten over its Green bros hate yet cuz this made me snort

[dykewallpaper]

[Video Description: a TikTok by @hankgreen1 that starts with a person saying, “Tell me about a time when a celebrity was rude to you.” Camera cuts to Hank Green saying: “I didn’t like to spend money as a child. I liked to collect it. Any time I got an allowance or got $5 for my birthday, I’d collect it. I’d roll it up into little cigarettes of money and I’d hide it in places.

One of the places was inside my soccer trophies, I’d get a soccer trophy and I’d unscrew the bottom, take it out, and they were hollow. I’d shove $5, $10, and $20 bills in there.

When I was, I don’t know, eleven or twelve, I went in there, and it was all gone, because fucking New York Times bestselling novelist John Green, took it all out and, I don’t know, bought baseball cards with it or something. What a fucking asshole.” End of Video Description]

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[guerrillatech]

[ao3commentoftheday]

This might just be me stirring the pot, and this is just my opinion, but if you want to be angry with someone over the new limit on the number of tags allowed on an AO3 work, be mad at the assholes who decided it would be funny to create "fics" where the tags were the entire text of Moby Dick. Or The Great Gatsby. Or the Bee Movie.

AO3 got trolled hard and they still took the time to do the research, look at the numbers, and implement a fix that affects 0.5% of works on the Archive. Yes, that's 40,000 fics but considering the number of people who were unable to use the Archive at all during tag-pocalypse or whatever you want to call it, I think that's a fair trade.

I'm not someone who will ever get close to 75 tags on a work, and I'm sorry for those who are affected. I'm doing some research and I'm planning to write up some posts and make some tiktoks on how authors can still get their full meaning across within the tag limit.

But seriously, if you want to be pissed at someone? Be pissed at the assholes who ruined it for the rest of the class.

[rainbowgazes-archive]

man googling stuff kinda fucking sucks now huh

[rainbowgazes-archive]

want a product recommendation? why not check out 13 lists in a row that are all sponsored by the companies that list their products on said lists. need advice on how to do with something? how about 11 sites that were just registered 2 months ago and all look virtually identical that have the same bits of advice listed. want computer help? well heres fixmypc2021.com and unfuckmycomputer.biz and windowshelpreal.info all listing the same basic troubleshooting steps like "restart your computer" or "download our malware ridden program" that dont help at all

[rainbowgazes-archive]

do you know how much it hurts to have to add "reddit" to the end of all my search queries because its just about the only way i can guarantee ill encounter real people that have the same questions i do and not 58 articles all written by an AI program designed to catch the most amount of web traffic from google as possible?

[ayrenn]

how do you think incels feel when they come to this website and see women wanting to fuck junkrat and pennywise but not them?

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

I read this in a very accusatory tone

[ayrenn]

honestly this is my favourite addition to this post bc if you read it as being accusatory it becomes hilarious

[whichwayisthebeach-seabass]

‘what made you decide to have the film in korean’ she asks the korean director who lives in korea and speaks korean and hired a korean cast to play korean characters to make social criticism about class in korea

[balaclava-trismegistus]

"Are you more artistic or scientific" science is art and art is science bitch

[balaclava-trismegistus]

"this! im both artistic and scientific" no shut the FUCK up you don't get it

There is no difference. None. Science and art are both fueled by passion and romance. They are cycles of understanding, intimacy, and expression that have no beginning or end, that sustain one another in a wheel. Without artistic passion there would be no science. Without scientific understanding there would be no art. They are the exact same wonder and amazement with the world around us expressed through different yet interdependent media.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Next person to reply to this like "op is right BUT they are different in this pedantic way" get blown up

[famouslysleepy]

what about business majors?

[balaclava-trismegistus]

kill on sight

[tlirsgender]

Audio processing disorder is just like "you are going to be able to differentiate 27 distinct sounds happening simultaneously EXCEPT for when someone's talking to you. Good luck"

[tlirsgender]

People think because my ears are so unreasonably sensitive I must also be able to "hear" them. This is false. I can hear the clock ticking though

[indoorhyena]

[jennilah]

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

[jennilah]

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

[jennilah]

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

[jennilah]

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

[jennilah]

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

[jennilah]

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

[jennilah]

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

[cursedwitchazel]

mail is dumb

[jaydenskyle]

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

[antique-scarecrow]

oh my gosh, op’s bio says “The package was a laptop” which gives SUCH a new perspective

[randomslasher]

Every time I see this, the panels where she’s teary eyed make me tear up too, thank goodness there’s a happy ending

[the-spaztic-fantastic]

This legitimately needs to be in future literature textbooks to capture the Covid-19 Pandemic.

[quasi-normalcy]

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

[autumngracy]

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

[plateauofmemories]

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

[gothiccharmschool]

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

[dee-the-red-witch]

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

[saint-batrick]

SIR.