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@alyiissa
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good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose
It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.
The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)
this is all in all an adorable video 10/10
Who Would Win?
Three apex predators
OR
One Screaming Long Boi
Social experiment: if you know what this is don’t say anything just reblog
Phantom of the Opera but with lesbians
sign me the fuck up
Will Takarazuka Revue’s all-female production of Yeston and Kopit’s Phantom suffice?
S I G N 👏 M E 👏 T H E 👏 F U C K 👏 U P
GAY POWER MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE ACTIVATED.
If you like that I highly suggest you should check out Wao Yoka as Dracula. Not only is she a great female Dracula but she’s one of the best Draculas period.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN-CPrEuuJY
It’s in Japanese but the refrain there is essentially
“It’s over. It’s over. The battle’s done. Why don’t you just surrender to me? You can see I have won.”
Hi! I’m really sick of whitewashing and the various excuses that artists come up with, so I wrote a guide! How To Not Whitewash, at least with regards to skin tone. Please make use of it, and encourage other artists to do so as well. Here’s a link to this guide on a Google Doc - this document has image descriptions. Feel free to contact me if the link stops working, or if you have questions (in good faith).
To the porson who stole my fucking identity your mama a hoe
This is a nsfw ask but it’s nothing too drastic! Can I get the Brothers and Nowdateables (minus Luke) reactions to MC wearing a mask throughout the day but when she takes it off, there’s a long 11-inch dildo attached to it as she pulls it out of her mouth and she just gives them a innocent or flirty smile saying “Just keeping my skills sharp”?
It should be fun so see their reactions at the same time, right~? ^^
I hope this makes you happy anon (⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)
NSFW
Warning: language, masturbation
"Mc has been quiet the entire day."
Lucifer spoke first with his arms folded in front of his chest as usual.
"Ya got that right."
The second born, Mammon agrees first, his brothers agreeing next, all nodding their heads as they all start to wonder why, and also get worried.
"And let's not forget about that mask they're wearing."
Belphie sighs out while hugging his cow printed pillow close to his chest.
"Their face did not get scratched or anything, right?"
Diavolo ask with a hum before picking up his tea that was served by, of course his butler, Barbatos before helping Mc carry the sleeping Luke to a room while they all converse in a another room in the demon lord's castle.
"I don't think so."
Asmodeus replied with a soft sigh escaping his lips, remembering the face of the human, healthy, soft, and smooth; thanks to him.
"We even made a couple of plans to take that thing off on their face."
Satan sighed at as well, his brothers nodding and shaking their heads, remembering their attempts that had failed earlier.
"And I think Mc skipped their meals for today."
Beel sadly said, looking somewhat a cute dog with its ears down.
"Why don't we ask our dear Mc."
Solomon spoke with a smile on his face as Simeon flash a gentle smile at the return of the butler and human.
"Thank you, you two."
The angel beams happily, earning a nod from them as a reply.
Mc smirks on the other side of their mask and reached behind their head to undo the tie before anyone could even open their mouths to speak and ask a question.
Slowly removing their mask, some of the audience felt excited as their hearts beats fast and loudly, some nervous on what will they witness.
Everyone did not say anything but the look on their faces was already saying many things.
A deep shade of red, some were flustered, some were stiff, and all of them did not expect such a thing, more like a surprise.
Mc was pulling the 11 inch dildo away, slowly with a lewd expression while they start to unconsciously press their thighs together as a loud and wet pop echoed through the demons, human, and angel's ears.
"Just keeping,"
They spoke with a deep chuckle, and staring at their audience's face with hearts in their eyes, the lewd look still present on their face, making everyone to be turned on at the sight.
"My skills sharp~"
They finished after sucking and giving the wet dildo a long and slow lick, as well as licking their lips seductively then showing an innocent smile at them.
"Sorry for making you all worried. I'm heading to bed. Good night everyone~!"
Mc bows down, the sexy, seductive and lewd look on their face now replaced into that cute and innocent look which made them dumbfounded.
"I-I'm also sleepy."
Mammon first spoke, breaking the silence with a forced cough escaping his mouth.
"Night!"
The second born demon brother scurries off to his room after quickly bidding his farewell, then took his jacket off as he felt hot and somehow out of breath.
Sitting down on the bed, Mammon unzips his pants and starts to touch his already hard and stiff member, jerking himself off as he remembers the expressions the human gave.
"I'll be...off to sleep as well."
Satan next spoke as everyone starts to leave the room and go to his.
"Mc..."
Beel growls deeply with a red face while reaching for his hard and long member that was dripping with his precum.
Beel felt like he was hungry, but no food could satisfy him.
"I'll be sleeping as well. You should too, Barbatos."
Diavolo spoke while unbuttoning his uniform as the butler bows his head and heads out, knowing what his lord will be doing, because he most certainly will do the same, 'cause why not?
That scene earlier was really hot.
Although it's for him to lose his composure, but that just happened because what made him lose it, was none other than the person he likes.
It's enough to turn him on. Everyone actually.
"Ha..."
Diavolo breathes out while looking down, seeing a large bulge on his pants that it made him in pain and release his twitching dick out.
"Ahh..This isn't right..."
Simeon gasp out while stroking his stiff and twitching cock, despite having a guilty expression on his face as he holds himself back from moaning inside the bathroom, afraid that others might hear such shameful sounds.
"M-Mc...I..I'm almost.."
Levi moans out while imagining himself, his dick being sucked by the human as he strokes his member faster and harder with gritted teeth.
"Suck harder."
Solomon orders with a growl, also imagining himself being sucked so deliciously while his grip on his own cock tightens that made him groan.
"I should punish them tomorrow after we go back..."
Lucifer huffs as he cleans his hand with a smirk on his face, excited for tomorrow to come.
"For doing such a thing in front of Lord Diavolo."
Everyone was doing it. No shit.
And Luke...
Was of course sleeping soundly and peacefully as he dreams a great dream.
Go drink some bleach and put yourself behind the bars, the HoRnY jAiL, if you were expecting something-
when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you
Favorite moment
That’s that “Ima beat yo ass” run 😂😂
He finna beat his ass
I can hear the “aye chill bro chill I’m just playing”
Where's the logout of life button
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD DATE A TRANS-BOY OR TRANS-GIRL
THIS IS IMPORTANT
Aaand only 18,536 potential dates so far. Sad.
now only 20,000, sad.
If i didn’t id be quite the hypocrite
I’ve dated two before so-
Me and my bi ass:
Um
Hell yes?
^^^^
slides in them dms
246,988 potential dates for you trans people out there-
Y'all are lucky :D
hi im either attracted to females or transmales im sorry hhah
100% would :)
I would 🙃
i have!
As a t4t trans boy thats a yes.
(Also im dating one right now)
sure
I’m dating a lovely trans guy rn, so of course!
Oh definitely
Of course I would!
Of course I would!!!!
absolutely!
fuck yeah
Yes. Definitely. Absolutely.
Like, i would, but that shit would be illegal 030
Can’t say for myself because I just don’t date in general but 10/10 would try and help set up a date for them.
I will have what she is having
She enunicated this SO PERFECTLY and completely in a single tweet. A whole informed essay in a single tweet. Your fave could never!
Same problem we have with cops. Police are more likely to have certain characteristics and personality flaws not because becoming a cop makes you that way, although that may amplify the effects, but rather, men with these problems gravitate to the position. That’s why so many bullies end up becoming cops
You pointing out the cops means I need to point out; Female bullies tend to go into nursing! A position that puts them in power, and gives them control over people. If you knew a girl in highschool who was just an awful human being but thought she was great? Chances are she went into nursing.
It's not only threatening the profession, it's putting patients' lives at risk.
Reblogging because I never even thought twice about how many nasty as hell people I’ve met who are both nurses and women. Some people in the notes are arguing against these being gendered trends, but I think maybe a job that attracts abusive people is just by the nature of abusive people pretty likely to have developed and keep reinforcing an internal culture of rigid conformity to arbitrary traditionalism, is all.
PrideyMcPrideface Masterlist
**=NSFW ; *=Semi NSFW
GN works marked as such :D
In italics= Work in progress
Obey me
Lucifer:
While you sleep (Gn!MC)**
Fear (thunder) -WIP
Mammon:
First Kiss (Gn!MC)
Leviathan:
This can’t be happening **
Secret Pleasures (Gn!MC)**
Satan:
- - - - -
Asmodeus:
A Night On The Town -WIP
Beelzebub:
You taste so good *
Just One Taste -WIP
Belphegor:
Caught -WIP
Diavolo:
You’re Made to Obey Pt. 1 *
You’re Made to Obey Pt. 2 **
ARt **
Barbatos:
- - - - -
Solomon:
Make Me. **
Simeon:
First Kiss (Gn!MC)
Other/ Multiple guys:
- - - - -
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