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one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

novadelta17

Ma chérie

Very proud of how this came out The .kra file is very large though simply due to me replicating Okami's rendering style 2025-07-23

posette

my shittg pride month contribution drawn on my phone while on a bus. happy pride!

#okami #amaterasu #issun #issun okami #okami amaterasu

tyrannosaurus-rex

sludgebitch

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

sludgebitch

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

itsalwaysdark

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

anthonycrowley

every time i search where a movie is streaming and it’s not on like one of the big streamers i whisper to myself ‘poob has it for you’

anthonycrowley

one of the most poobified movies i’ve ever seen

nemirutami

‼️HEY HERE'S CHAPTER 1 OF INSTRUMENTS OF WAR! 🤪 + Rough Character Ref Sheets!

I'm posting a gay comic about dead boys whose existence has been reduced to being government property in a post-apocalyptic Croatia where creatures masked as 'sound' go savage, and the only counter humanity has left to survive is playing a special kind of music!

Read on TAPAS, the homepage for all things, or join Kofi to get pages early/as they're completed :)!

garashir

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

lesbiansforboromir

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

victusinveritas

naughtypiggy

Scientists have developed a breakthrough “superfood” for honeybees by engineering yeast to produce the essential nutrients normally found in

TLDR- Modern agriculture pollen is low in nutrients, and there aren’t enough wildflowers. Science has to develop vitamins to supplement the diets of agricultural bees. So plant some wildflowers for the wild bees near you.

heydocverdant

you’ve heard of vitamin B, now get ready for bee vitamins

fipindustries

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

mint-corset

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

such-justice-wow

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

lectorel

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

domina-honoribila

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

teaboot

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen