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[noosey-woosey]

Hello, Listeners!

I am proud to announce that this week, June 13th, I will be participating in a Game Night Charity Stream hosted by my good friend, berry-o-burden.bsky.social Now, I know I stand out with a lot of CookieRun creators, but my hope is we have fun!

With the help of fellow creators and some special guests, we will be raising money for the Brave Space Alliance: a LGBTQ+ focused community center in Chicago, Illinois. You can find out more about them on their official site here:

www.bravespacealliance.org

While I will be streaming my perspective at https://www.twitch.tv/noosey_woosey You can follow Berry's stream on YouTube, Tiktok, or Twitch youtube.com/@berryoburden https://www.tiktok.com/@berry_o_burden https://www.twitch.tv/berry_o_burden

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[novadelta17]

Ma chérie

Very proud of how this came out The .kra file is very large though simply due to me replicating Okami's rendering style 2025-07-23

[posette]

my shittg pride month contribution drawn on my phone while on a bus. happy pride!

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[sludgebitch]

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[anthonycrowley]

every time i search where a movie is streaming and it’s not on like one of the big streamers i whisper to myself ‘poob has it for you’

[anthonycrowley]

one of the most poobified movies i’ve ever seen

[nemirutami]

‼️HEY HERE'S CHAPTER 1 OF INSTRUMENTS OF WAR! 🤪 + Rough Character Ref Sheets!

I'm posting a gay comic about dead boys whose existence has been reduced to being government property in a post-apocalyptic Croatia where creatures masked as 'sound' go savage, and the only counter humanity has left to survive is playing a special kind of music!

Read on TAPAS, the homepage for all things, or join Kofi to get pages early/as they're completed :)!

[garashir]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[lesbiansforboromir]

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

[victusinveritas]

[naughtypiggy]

Scientists uncovered the nutrients bees were missing — Colonies surged 15-fold

Scientists have developed a breakthrough “superfood” for honeybees by engineering yeast to produce the essential nutrients normally found in

TLDR- Modern agriculture pollen is low in nutrients, and there aren’t enough wildflowers. Science has to develop vitamins to supplement the diets of agricultural bees. So plant some wildflowers for the wild bees near you.

[heydocverdant]

you’ve heard of vitamin B, now get ready for bee vitamins

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[snakesonankles]

this came to me in a vision

[stlix]

I wanna see the 3rd movie so baaaad

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[dramatic-dolphin]

who let biologists play dnd