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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn
you come onto my post and be funnier than me
skillet issue
vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold
it's always 'bleh why are the plates floating', 'gah who knocked over my blood goblet' and never 'sorry for killing you' ok starve then!
and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit
It’s a lovely morning in the gothic castle, and you are a horrible ghost.
an extremely self-indulgent comic set a little post-Veilguard, ft. a new baby wyvern for Lucanis <3
I like to pretend their legs are switched. Oh Zuko what pretty legs you have.
ALICE IN WONDERLAND (1951) dir. Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson, Hamilton Luske
Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.
But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.
And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.
And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.
and then you get to the hospital and the doctors try to kill you
everything, everywhere, all at once
The continuation of tailor Astarion ✨️
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my favorite kind of mash lines are the ones that are written as complete throwaways but hit really hard
im sorry but if any mention of the Jewish reality is immediately anti Palestinian and any mention of the Palestinian reality is immediately anti Jewish then we are never getting anywhere productive. at all.
People who say Elain doesn’t belong in Velaris but a direct quote from Feyre in ACOMAF is:
“For Nesta, I painted flames for her. She was always angry. Always burning. I think her and Amren would be fast friends. I think she would like Velaris, despite herself.“
And look what mf happened. All of that happened, every single bit of it. Now, what else did she say? Here’s another direct quote from her in the same paragraph:
“I think Elain would like it too, although she would probably cling to Azriel, just to have some peace and quiet.”
Feyre again, the same paragraph:
“I smiled at the thought. At how handsome they would be together, if the warrior ever stopped quietly loving Mor.”
All of this happened in ACOMAF, all of this in the scene where Feyre is cutting out the ash arrows from Rhys’s wings. And then after ACOMAF, we constantly get “the cauldron could be wrong” or “there could be two mates” etc. Everything that she predicted would happen, HAS HAPPENED… the only thing we need is Elain’s book for Elriel’s story.
Not to mention that a few chapters after this one, Mor and Feyre paint together in the cabin. And Feyre takes note that Mor painted three bat boys with three sisters.