noise dept.
Keni
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wallacepolsom
cherry valley forever
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
tannertan36
Kiana Khansmith
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
official daine visual archive
Product Placement
will byers stan first human second
pixel skylines
Jules of Nature
if i look back, i am lost
ojovivo
JVL
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
bliss lane
Andulka
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@am-amaterasu
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Choose between any combination of AUs and Prompts and request a fic!
The fandoms I'm most comfortable with are listed in the tags, but feel free to request any fandom/pairing you want.
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Pls help me overcome this writer’s block period.
A few things to bear in mind while Ned Fulmer begins his quiet, carefully-managed rehabilitation to try and repair the public image he threw a wreckingball through this past week:
It wasn't a drunken fumble or an ill-advised, one-time dalliance. That might be easier to forgive. No. It was (allegedly) a 10-month "relationship" with a woman who was not his wife. That means for almost a year he was making the conscious decision to be unfaithful. That's not "losing focus". That's calculated.
He called it a "relationship". Not an "affair". Nothing to indicate it was something to be ashamed of or embarrassed by. You don't call something a relationship unless you're all in on it and you have no regrets. I find it hard to believe he has any real remorse.
He and Alex were spotted alone in public on numerous occasions, holding hands, having lunch... He's a recognisable face. I find it hard to believe he thought he could maintain anonymity in LA, never mind at a Harry Styles concert where the Venn diagram of those in attendence would unquestionably overlap with The Try Guys' audience. He was either getting too cocky or simply didn't care.
His entire personal brand was built around family. He was the Wife Guy. He had videos around his and Ariel's marriage. He monitized her pregnancy and the birth of their kids. They wrote a cookbook of date-night recipes they made together. Ariel has a podcast with the partners of the other Try Guys under the Second Try banner. He happily profited from ALL OF IT while he was sleeping with another woman. The man is morally bankrupt.
He didn't consider ANY of the rammifications. If he'd given his actions any kind of thought over the past year, maybe he'd've done the right thing and either ended the affair with Alex or come clean to Ariel and left her. But no. He lied. He lied right up until there were real-life, tangible consequences that affected HIM directly and only then did he become penitent. He didn't think about the affect it would have on his marriage and his family until it looked like he was about to lose it. He didn't care about how his behaviour would affect the business, his friends and their potential sponsors and endorsements - hell, the company's entire image - until he'd been fired. He had no regard for how disappointed the fans and supporters would be until they began to voice their feelings when the speculation was rife. He didn't care about any of it.
Rumours and internet gossip hint that he'd always been a flirt and had never truly left that Yale frat-house headspace. If there's an alleged pattern of prior bad behaviour, if he brazenly carried on with another woman for as long as he did without guilt, we can probably assume it's going to happen again. He fucked over his wife, his friends, his business, his entire reputation and for what? Nobody will trust him completely again.
If Ariel has the strength and the grace to want to make it work and to take him back, the fans should support her but if I were in her shoes, I would kick him to the kerb. There wasn't a single person in this situation he didn't screw over. Could you ever put your faith into someone like that?
I am going to do that incorrect quote generator thing, so this is going to be a long post.
Severus: Bye Regulus! Bye Lucius! Bye Narcissa! Bye Rosier! Bye Regulus! Lucius: You said ‘bye Regulus’ twice. Severus: I like Regulus.
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Muggle Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Narcissa: Shit. Regulus: Wait, three? Muggle Cop: Yeah? Lucius: OH MY GOD SEVERUS FELL OFF!!!
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Severus: *Screams* Regulus: *Screams louder to assert dominance* Lucius: Should we do something?! Narcissa, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Lucius: How did none of you hear what I just said? Regulus: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Lucius: I got distracted about halfway through. Severus: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Severus, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Regulus, pulling out an Uno card: +4. Evan, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you. Rabastan, trembling: What are we playing?
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Severus: Why is Regulus so sad? Evan: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes.. Severus: And...? Evan: He got Rabastan.
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Severus: I think we're missing something. Regulus: Teamwork? Evan: Cohesion? Rabastan: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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Severus: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Bellatrix: The cow??? Severus: What? Narcissa: Bella, W H Y?
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Severus: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Lily: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Severus: No! Four to five seconds! Lily: Too late!!!
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Severus, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here. Lucius: Hey. Narcissa: Hi. Regulus: Hello. Barty: Hey! Severus: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Evan: We were out of Doritos.
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Severus: Just be yourself. Lucius: 'Be myself'? Severus, I have one day to win Narcissa over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me? Regulus: Couple weeks. Barty: Six months. Evan: Jury’s still out. Lucius: See, Severus? Lucius: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Lucius: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven? Severus: … N-No… Severus, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? Lucius, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought! Narcissa: I see a- Severus, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. Lucius: Oh, well I- Severus: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- fiddles with the buttons on the microwave Severus, amazed: Its got a bake setting! Regulus: Ohoho, you learn something new every day! Barty: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? Severus: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! Severus: I am someone who owns four ovens… Severus, louder and way too happy: I am someone… who owns FOUR OVENS… Severus: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens… Evan, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! Severus: Lucius: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! Severus: Severus, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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And there we go.
The oven one killed me
shoutout to when i made the most stress insucing contraption ever just to automate my pokewalker
The nuns who took care of the building are thrilled that skaters saved the church. They even let the skaters push them around on the skateboards.
I looked it up to verify and found not only that one but also
“Statement begins”
Another truly ancient GO piece, this one is a repaint of The Reader in White by Ernest Meissonier
jesus christ
This is the superior “comic showing the events leading up to a popular gif” post.
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh
Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad
This this fucking terrible thing just killed me
I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.
They are scared of me i think
HAHWHWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHESUAIJ
toilet punger
I’m fucking DYING
I’ll never be okay with the fact that they cancelled Lie To Me.
Never.
Give me back Tim Roth you cowards
I really had fun doing these stupid comic strips redraws!
They’re also open to pre orders at my Etsy shop, if you like them!
Merry Christmas to you all!! ✨🐍✨
This is a masterpiece
All of it
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Choose between any combination of AUs and Prompts and request a fic!
The fandoms I’m most comfortable with are listed in the tags, but feel free to request any fandom/pairing you want.
Love you long time. (:
Pls help me overcome this writer’s block period.
So lads, I have good news and bad news.
Bad news is, I had to take that down because it went against the website’s policy and I only recently found out.
Good news is, I’m still working on your requests! Slowly, admittedly (college is a two-faced horned bitch), but I’m trying my best to finish what I started.
So, for any further commission request, just hit me up here!
Love you long time (:
https://medium.com/@katelynburns/im-a-trans-woman-and-i-don-t-know-how-to-do-this-6958817a29b7
honestly everyone who’s not a trans woman should reblog this because way way too many of you are still falling for this shit.
This is how conspiracy and hate speech spread.
Found this in my old sketchbook, thought I might share it (:
I don’t remember the artist I took the reference from and now I’m sad
Contrary to popular belief u can support trans women for reasons other than pissing off terfs
Tho pissing off TERFs is, in of itself, a good reason.
STOP THAT THIS IS WHAT THE POST IS TELLING YOU TO STOP DOING JUST LOVE A GOOD THING SHUT UP ABOUT THE BAD THING OPPOSING IT
Anything that makes JK Rowling foam at the mouth is a GOOD thing.
except you know who suffers for these decisions? other trans women, like OP! do you not understand how much more we suffer as a result of thinking like this?
trans women are the ones who bare the brunt of terf violence. everything JK Rowling has done has been aimed at trans women. do we only exist as your weapons? do we only exist as your weapons against JK Rowling and transphobia? do you know what TERFS do when they get angrier? they don’t retreat into a hole, they keep harassing women like me and OP! they take their anger out on us!!! that’s what they do!!!
that pleasure you get at making JK Rowling foam at the mouth? comes at the expense of trans women! we SUFFER as a result of their violence!!! people like OP don’t want to be supported JUST TO PISS TERFS OFF, we want to be supported BECAUSE IT’S THE RIGHT THING TO DO! what you are doing, wanting to piss off terfs; you will get your immediate gratification, and in return, women like myself and OP will pay the price for YOUR amusement later.
don’t support trans women to piss off terfs, don’t support trans women just to make a social group angry knowing they will harm this group later in retaliation: support trans women because supporting trans women is the morally right thing to do even if it doesn’t piss off TERFS!
How about supporting trans women because any kind of discrimination should be eradicated?
Just saying 😶
