This little poop spilled my water on me because it was 6:30 and his food bowl was empty. Now he's talking a nap and I am fully awake with a wet bed.. #cat #catsofinstagram #いたずら
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This little poop spilled my water on me because it was 6:30 and his food bowl was empty. Now he's talking a nap and I am fully awake with a wet bed.. #cat #catsofinstagram #いたずら
#homemade plum soda! It's crazy how easy it was. Shout out to Hashimoto sensei for the instructions! #mylifeinjapan (at Fukui, Fukui)
Don't let anyone say I do anything halfway for my students. These two kids wrote their fan letters to me and I am not about to disappoint. #mylifeinjapan #studentlove #imnotcryingyouare (at Fukui, Fukui)
Alice in Wonderland nails! I need to work on keeping my edges clean a d sharp, but I think they look super fun! #aliceinwonderland #Alice #nails #nailart
When your #kitcat thinks he's a model. #catsofinstagram #cat #pet #mew #pokemonnomew
college gothic
someone in your class mentions communism. they speak about it at length. you are in biology class.
you text your mother. she does not respond for 3 days. you text her again and then realize that it has only been 2 hours since your first text.
freshmen travel in packs. what are they afraid of.
your class is in room 153. the numbers start at 201. you cannot find the first floor.
someone is talking about communism. it is not the same person as last time. this is an english class.
your transcript says you have an A in philosophy 3310. you do not remember taking this class. what did you learn? what did you do?
you meet your elevator buddy. you do not speak. you never do. you ride in silence. one day, they are not there. you miss them.
your advisor refers you to the registrar. the registrar refers you to admissions. admissions refers you to both the registrar and your advisor. you have spoken to two people who do not exist and one who has been dead for ten years.
the boy who sits next to you wears the same clothes everyday. you think this is strange but when you mention it, he tells you that this is the first time he has worn this outfit. you realize that you have lived this day before.
you pass someone sleeping in the quad. he has always been there. stop looking at him.
someone answers, “communism.” it is not someone who has been previously mentioned. the question was, “what is an example of the art of ancient greece?”
you have a doppelganger on campus. you have never met them. they know all of your friends.
the seniors speak only to professors. their eyes are dead. they have given up the safety of the pack long ago.
the professor is talking about STD’s. your math class is very strange.
the powerpoint is in comic sans. you suspect that your economics professor is an extraterrestrial being after all.
“communism,” the man serving you lunch insists. wearily you nod. that’s what everyone says.
Nap time #kitty #catsofinstagram #cat #cute
Yozakura at Maruoka Castle. Viewing sakura at night can be so magical, and there are so many great spots for it in Fukui! #experiencefukui #spring (at Fukui Prefecture)
I went to a sake festival 🍶 yesterday! I was able to try many types of local sake from all around Fukui. My favorite was actually a beer (as opposed to rice based spirits) it was made with local barely and yeast. I also received this cute tasting cup from the event! #experiencefukui #sake #wheninjapan #mylifeinjapa
Lately, he's been trying to teach me how to sleep. He settles in close and yawns, then he looks at me and blinks slowly until he can no longer force his eyes to open. The sound of his purring swells, and I wonder if he's actually snoring. When I shift in the night, he mews and touches me with a paw to still me, then he moves closer and repeats the ritual. He no longer wakes me at 5am, even though he must be hungry, because he knows I was awake until 4. He's still all through the night, because he knows that noise keeps me up. He's a caring cat, and not nearly as selfish as he seems. #kitty #catsofinstagram #love
I NEED THIS
I found it! My life is COMPLETE
I need this!
Okay but there is also a FUCK TRUMP one I am dead
I have reblogged this so many times but now theres a fuck trump one
The Trump one should be every country’s flag
i know it’s almost valentines day so we’re gonna be posting valentines cards but let’s not forget the best one, provided to us by mr. nintendo himself
Huge Electromagnetic Dancing Balls
Video
what.
THE ORB MIND AWAKENS
ITS A BALL PIT ELEMENTAL!
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Gender reveal party: your baby is a gay poltergeist.
please reblog this if your blog is safe for asexuals
(an ace safe space)
This is an acephobia free zone <3
o'course :)
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
this is my favourite thing
OKAY SO MY WISHES ALWAYS COME TRUE BC OF THIS HOLY SHIT
This really worked I wished for an iPhone 6 and I got a fucking iPhone 6
HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED
@fuck-yo-feelingsss OMGG FATIMA MY WISH IS GONNA COME TRUE 😂😂
BLISSFOLLY
THIS WORKS, IVE USED IT SO MANY TIMES AND ONLY REALISE IT WORKS NOW THAT I LOOK BACK AND SEE HOW THINGS WORKED OUT OMF
Worked for me last time 💃🏼
A machine learning algorithm helped decode the squeaks Egyptian fruit bats make in their roost, revealing that they
The four most common sounds roosting bats make at each other are apparently:
Disputes over food
Disputes over roosting position
Disputes over “unwanted male advances”
Disputes over being too close together
“Don’t touch my burger” “That’s my seat” “Dude fuck off” “Personal space please”
Never thought bats would be so relatable yet here we are
My coworkers complain when we can’t assign homework over Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. As if somehow this interferes with their ability to teach their classes.
My coworkers complain that our Muslim students get to leave class to pray Salat at noon. Like, we have maybe one Muslim student every two or three years - thus far, all extraordinarily respectful and lovely kids! - and they slip quietly out of class to pray.
My coworkers find all this infuriating. “Imagine,” they cry, “If a Christian kid asked to do that.”
I calmly explain, every single time, that a Christian kid would never HAVE to do that, because every single Christian holy day is a day off school. Good Friday. Easter Sunday. Christmas day. Our entire country interrupts its financial and educational systems - schedules its WEEKS - around the Christian prayer customs and seasons.
God forbid we temporarily unclip the rope barrier and leave an opening for someone whose religious traditions vary from our own.