your book sounds like it sucks ass lol
I think you’ll find vampires suck blood actually
If this post gets 500 notes I’ll put ass sucking in the novel

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your book sounds like it sucks ass lol
I think you’ll find vampires suck blood actually
If this post gets 500 notes I’ll put ass sucking in the novel
AUDIO POR DIOSSSSSS!!!!
Beyond perfect 🤣👍
Dude’s got pipes
Damn he is BELTING it.
You are a devout Paladin trying to prevent the resurrection of a dark goddess. Ultimately you fail. When the goddess awakens, she claims that she doesn’t know who she is or what has happened. After a few days you’re struggling to determine if she actually has amnesia or if she is just lying.
It wasn’t what I had expected.
I had expected…. Oh… the usual things. Clouds of smoke, maniacal laughter, some monstrous being… they were always monstrous, whether fair or foul of face.
Not this. Not an egg.
It is already hatching, a jagged opening showing in the greyish, mottled shell. Even as I watch, small pale hands show, gripping the edge and breaking another piece of it away.
When I approach the egg and look down into it, I see a child. I would have guessed her at eight or nine, if I wasn’t seeing her hatching before my eyes. If I didn’t know she was Rek’na reborn.
When she sees me she lifts her little arms to me, like a toddler wanting to be picked up. “Help… pl’s…” she says pitifully, her voice wavering and uncertain. Are they her first words? They must be. Even though I know what she is, they pull at my heart. This is a child. I have never harmed a child, even one that might grow to be the darkest of goddesses. When she looks up at me, I know I can’t do it now.
I open the egg a little further, so the sharp edges won’t scrape her soft skin. When I lift her out with gauntleted hands, I try to be gentle. There were preparations made for her hatching, I can see… lengths of silk cloth to wrap her in, dishes of raw meat and bowls of what might be wine or blood. The priests and priestesses had their plans.
But they are dead or fled, and I wrap the child in my cloak and cradle her against one shoulder. She wraps her small arms around my neck trustingly, and I carry her out of the hidden temple to where I hid my horses. There I dress her in a spare shirt – four of her would fit inside it, for I am big and she is very small – and feed her her first meal. I don’t have fresh meat, and am not sure it would be wise to give it to her if I did, but I feed her bean porridge with salted meat, and a round of dry journey-bread, and she eats it eagerly.
I know I should destroy her. But she is a child.
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do I look moderate to you?“
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Oh god that turned out grim, thanks a lot Home Alone 2.
“The most phenomenal discovery of our time… becomes the greatest adventure of all time.” Not sure I’m likin that vibe, Jurassic world…
“The Empire falls…” fuck yeah Return of the Jedi!
Don’t like that
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll hurl.
OR
A brutal murder. A brilliant killer. A cop who can’t resist the danger.
This is amazing.
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Big yikes for mine lmao
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Me as a teenager: Troi’s mother is kind of like that eccentric aunt who everyone either loves or hates.
Me now: LWAXANA TROI, DAUGHTER OF THE FIFTH HOUSE, HOLDER OF THE SACRED CHALICE OF RIXX, HEIR TO THE HOLY RINGS OF BETAZED IS MY ULTIMATE INSPIRATION. MY LIFE GOALS. MY HERO.
In a recent post regarding spellcasting classes in Dungeons & Dragons, I remarked that clerics only nominally have to worship gods, and there are plenty of clerics in published D&D material who venerate abstract concepts or assorted postmodern bullshit. I’ve gotten a few questions about that, mostly to the effect of “what?” – so let me give you a concrete example.
There’s an official D&D campaign setting called Planescape, and in this setting, one of the organisations a starting player character can be a member of is called the Athar. The Athar are a gang of militant philosophers whose basic deal is that they think the gods aren’t real. The entities that claim to be gods are demonstrably real, sure enough, but according to the Athar, they’re not really divine – and furthermore, they’re not really where clerical magic comes from: clerics get their spells from somewhere else, and the so-called “gods” are running a cosmic scam by taking credit for it.
Some Athar are atheists in the classical sense, but most subscribe to a sort of strong agnosticism: a true God or gods may or may not exist, but any information about the existence or attributes of the divine is both unknown and axiomatically unknowable to mortals; hence, anyone who claims to know the nature or will of the divine is, by definition, full of shit.
A minority of the agnostic strand of the Athar venerate the Greater Unknown, a purely hypothetical godhead defined by the fact that nothing is known about it, including whether it exists at all. Followers of the Greater Unknown cheerfully admit that they cannot possibly know whether their actions would please the Greater Unknown, if indeed the Greater Unknown a. exists, b. exists in such a way that it’s capable of experiencing desires, and c. in fact experiences desires that are in any way related to the conduct of mortals, which it may not.
Clerics of the Greater Unknown receive spells just fine.
Kay: I know this isn’t my place to say, but Lang is here to see you. Edgeworth: Actually, that’s exactly your place to say. You are my assistant. What, precisely, did you think your job was? Kay: Ideally, bull fighter, but it’s such a boy’s club.
Hey, D&D players!
A Facebook acquaintance of mine is working on her PhD, which involves studying the experiences of people – and particularly women – who play Dungeons and Dragons. (Yeah, she’s living the dream.) As part of her research, she’s passing around three surveys.
1. Main survey (open to all D&D players; takes about 10 minutes tops)
2. This survey asks people about their characters - very quick
3. Finally, this survey is aimed at non D&D players.
Please pass these around – let’s help this fellow nerd get a robust dataset! (2/11/20)
@randomitemdrop, @prokopetz, @dungeonqueering, @battlecrazed-axe-mage, @yourplayersaidwhat, would you mind signal-boosting?
I just started watching Fantasy High and Riz was someone I wasn’t expecting at all. He’s a goblin with a briefcase but in the first fight fucking lands acrobatic rolls, stabs an enemy and brings out a shotgun.
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