Contrary to popular belief, I think Superman is the mean one and fucks the absolute sonic rings out of Batman and Green Lantern is nicer and more gentle with him.
Back on my batlantern + superman bs, but Clark probably found out that Hal and Bruce were a lil more than teammates because of his hearing. You would think having the best hearing ever was great, especially in his line of work, which is definitely is, but Clark couldn't even tell you the countless times that was a curse!
He'd probably have stopped by the tower after forgetting something, and those 2 freaks couldn't just wait till they got back to Bruce's mansion, and just found a spare conference somewhere thinking they were alone.
Definitely a jarring experience for sure, I don't think he's ever flown home faster.
There are times in life where you just have to admit you have problems... (I legit spent the last 10 minutes just watching my moonknight Fortnite skin do dances because I'm ill...)
I love super bat... like a lot! but BatLantern has a special place in my heart, and I also love imagining a jealous Clark.
like se seething every time hal and Bruce have an affectionate moment. their witty banter turns into flirting very quickly, very often and Clark hates that the most.
and because my brain has holes in it like swiss cheese from all the rot, I like to imagine hal and Bruce sitting Clark down like that older couple in the corner of the bar that have been staring at you for a while trying to proposition you to be there third.
Multiverse things happen to the Justice League and suddenly have a whole lotta Batmen roaming around!
Here’s the thing; they all look relatively the same and the squad is having a really hard time relocating them back to their universe because they can’t seem to find what the difference is between them; all their lives seem to have the same plot beats which doesn’t make it easier. That is until a Flash variant comes streaking across the multiverse to find his Batman, but as we said they all look the same so he’s not quite sure which one is his; Flash also doesn’t look out of the ordinary in anyway, so the Batmen can’t tell either.
Barry tells the Batmen that his Batman should do something only they do to confirm it’s him. One Batman steps forward and kisses Barry who delightedly kisses back.
It is at that moment where all of them find out their difference; they are each dating a different member of the Justice League. Shenanigans ensue;
BatFlash: the Kryptonian really?
SuperBat: Hey it could be worse. I could be dating Oliver.
ArrowBat: I think we are ignoring the elephant in the room
Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.
Was in the mood to draw more, since I realized I haven't posted on Tumblr in so long. And since my current obsession is Flash cw here's some harrisco! I love a good, bottom harry / generally more dominant Cisco!
The two met as the only teenagers in the Academy. Bonding over being outsiders. Initially gossiping about their professors. It was beneficial for them both.
Neither of them felt the need to go public about their relationship. One night while sneaking off to a neighboring city, they get married. Only Viktor, Mel, and a single witness know.
Kino was the witness and Noxian officiant at the elopement.
Seperat Apartments
The seperate apartments weren't just to maintain their secret. Both of them enjoyed their own space.
Not wanting to be far apart, the spaces were built with a secret connected door concealed behind a bookcase.
Sleeping Habits
Even with the seperate sleeping arangements the two regularly wind up sleeping in one another's bed.
There are three beds the rotate around each night. Two in Viktor's room and one in Mel's.
Viktor keeps a comfortable custom couch for strain free sex but is mostly used for quick naps. The custom bed was made for sleep, comfort, and ease. Though it is primarily used for leisure, it is his favorite place for when he needs to take his wife apart.
Mel keeps one bed to sleep in and a cabinet full of gadgets and toys that Viktor liked, but were misplaced or were in a long queue of items to be repaired. Her bed was strictly for sleeping. Viktor knew if he came to her bed horny he needed to ask her to come lie in his room or he'd be kicked out.
Wedding Aniversaries
On their 1st anniversary Mel sets up his bedroom as a custom theater to fulfil a childhood dream. Viktor greatly enjoyed movies, but could never spend a whole day in the theater as a kid.
Once year tried to cook for each other. That day they realized neither of them are particularly good cooks. Everything they made was quick comfort foods because that's what what they cooked for themselves.
Viktor gives Mel a invention made entirely from scraps every year. Primarily, because she found his ingenuity charming. One year Viktor is recovering from spinal surgery around their anniversary and rights out the remainder of his plans for his gift. Planning on commissioning someone else to build it. Mel hears word of it and copies the notes herself. She tries her damndest to match his spects. The day of she compares her work to his. The differences are genuinely embarrassing. Viktor and Mel can't help but both laugh at her shotty work. Once they gain some composure they disassemble Viktor's work. He explains the differences between them in detail. Creating a new tradition between them.
Date Nights In
Two nights a week they have a date night at home.
MOVIE NIGHTS - Two nights a week they have a date night at home. Usually Viktor is good about showing on time, because if he is late Mel will start watching the movie without him. Leaving it playing so he has to watch it out of order. Not allowing him to rewind it until the entire reel had spun to the end. Sometimes Mel will fall asleep during the movie. Even then Viktor doesn't have the heart to rewind and reset the film. Sitting through the remainder of the movie annoyed, but content.
PAINTING CHALLENGE - Viktor is no artist, but he is a quick study. It's fun to tickle Viktor with a dry brush whenever he gets too focused.
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