[wizardarchetypes]

a couple months ago i was bordering on an autistic meltdown bc i was too sweaty and my friend said "it's amazing. i've never met a person with a higher tolerance for pain and a lower tolerance for mild discomfort."

i think about that every single day now every time i'm experiencing any discomfort.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[hellbabyfromhell]

I hate your fucking green hairrr they remind me of toxic slutch

i never posted this because i wanted to keep it forever but i think posting it is the best way. i say “toxic slutch” many times a week. thank you.

[uncannycookie]

somebody said ed feat. tony-hawk-syndrome and I very much agree

[wuxiaphoenix]

*Cracks up*

[kaijuno]

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

[ikebanaka]

SHUT

[typhus-andronicus]

[the-punforgiven]

Genuinely one of the funniest set of dialogue options in this entire game tbh

[c-53]

[eddies-ashtray]

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

[eddies-ashtray]

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

this guys name is Halls

[dragonpyre]

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

[cannibalchicken]

his lips are sealed

[chilewithcarnage]

you know his ass is saying art art

[tupacabra]

I’ve been thinking about this all day

[funstyle]

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

[r3333f]

we don’t have to fight anymore

[droct0]

[maryoliveoil]

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

[xigrif]

Me if I were a rambunctious mobile phone