Almost Half Serious

Amber, 24, music, fandoms, books, and art are my things. Pisces sun (pisces-aires cusp), Libra moon. Tarot readings and shit. Ask me shit.

[amberdur]

Do you still use this?

Not really, but maybe I'll start again.

[musterniillustrates]

[shittyhoroscopeszine]

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and there we have it! the sequel to the first shitty horoscopes zine, we get a little more specific with shitty horoscopes, book ii: anger. i’ve been really overwhelmed with how much positive response something i just did for fun in my spare time got, so thank you everyone :) i’ll be selling copies of both zines at canzine toronto on november 1st, so if you’re in the area, swing by! prints from volume one are gonna be hot off the press on october 31st, which means the online store should get up and running the first week of november.

get the book | read them all | instagram | redbubble

[amberdur]

Sharing again cause I rekindled my love.

[mickeygifs]

[madgallavich]

It’s so sad and beautiful…

[bringmickeyback]

MICKEY: “We can get some meth heads to hand out flyers and sh*t.” V: “And pay them how?” MICKEY: “We don’t. We just tell them we’ll pay them. And if they complain about it, we’ll beat the sh*t out of them.” 😂😂😂 #shameless #gallavich #bringmickeyback

[thebestoftumbling]

scottish people twitter…

[ibilateral-deactivated20210928]

Fucking the donut suicide one omfg

[betterbaddecisions]

I can’t even read these without doing the accent xD it’s so good

[rachol]

[blanketforyourshock]

you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding oblivion

#oh my god

That’s what they said

[roseforthethorns]

I love how many of them are praying

[heaven-and-hale-deactivated2015]

man that one in the front right corner just does not give a fuck

[vassraptor]

And by looking at that picture, you can experience the roller coaster… vicariously.

[cumaeansibyl]

even better than the one in the front right corner: the one in the front middle who’s like HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

[oradianto]

😂

[quantumstarlight]

Wait but there are more! 

[alixabethmay]

Now this is the sort of quality religious content I want to see on my dashboard

[mishasminions]

SEEMS LIKE A HELL OF A RIDE

[thedeepwalrus]

HOLY WATER SLIDE

[its-all-down-hill]

[ayellowbirds]

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

[sixpenceee]

Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs

A wooden door stuffed with cocaine

Frogs in a film canister

Cocaine disguised as candy

Cats filled with opium

Snake in a clay pot

A gecko in a false book

A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey

SOURCE & MORE IMAGES

[itsaliceaubrey-deactivated20161]

A METRIC TON OF WEED

[katamafokuz]

Lol

[kontrollsysteme]

[johncenasmixtape]

my level of pettiness and ability to make poor life decisions: this guy

[okayysophia]

IM GONNA DIE😂😂😂

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Weak

[zenger-deactivated20221018]

OMG WHY IS THIS VIDEO SO HARD TO FIND WTF

[thahalfrican]

yesssssssss

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

LMAOO

[thevelvetgoldmine]

[parkistan]

Throwback to this iconic tweet

[bando--grand-scamyon]

🤔🤔🤔🤔

[kateordie]

It pretty much boils down to “I never had to think about it until it affected me personally”

[slytherinnpride]

[mickeygifs]

[morethanoneshow]

This is about you. This is about what you didn’t do. It’s about what I did. And you know what? I did a fucking great job.

[glitterbites]

[lizthefangirl]

These are the heroes of our generation.

[donatello-hamato]

THE SIXTH ONE FROM THE BOTTOM IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF

[bonescaro]

ME TOO HE DESERVES AN ACTUAL AWARD AND THAT TEACHER SHOULD BE FIRED

[donatello-hamato]

PREACH

[alltimeisnaptime]

They were all funny until the kid got detention for BEING RIGHT.

[trashcandroid]

The one time I was sent to the principal’s office was in third grade when I told the teacher that ½ + 1/3 was actually 5/6 and not 2/5 like she said it was