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One of my favorite scenes ever.
Life goal: being able to pull off purple mascara.Â
Iâm not an expert but there should be a gentler way to remove purple mascara.
I want a reimagining of Hamlet that is completely faithful to the original except that Hamlet is replaced with Craig Middlebrooks from Parks and Rec.
this is my friend Horatio and HE DROVE ME HERE.
Is⊠is this not basically what Hamlet is like?
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QUEEN GERTRUDE Alas, heâs mad!
HAMLET
OSRIC You are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes isâ
HAMLET
GHOST Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.
HAMLET Murder!
GHOST Murder most foul, as in the best it is; But this most foul, strange and unnatural.
HAMLET Haste me to knowât, that I, with wings as swift As meditation or the thoughts of love, May sweep to my revenge.
Ghost I find thee apt; And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weed That roots itself in ease on Lethe wharf, Wouldst thou not stir in this. Now, Hamlet, hear: âTis given out that, sleeping in my orchard, A serpent stung me; so the whole ear of Denmark Is by a forged process of my death Rankly abused: but know, thou noble youth, The serpent that did sting thy fatherâs life Now wears his crown.
HAMLET
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âŠ.But if the gods themselves did see her then When she saw Pyrrhus make malicious sport In mincing with his sword her husbandâs limbs, The instant burst of clamour that she made, Unless things mortal move them not at all, Would have made milch the burning eyes of heaven, And passion in the gods.â
POLONIUS
Look, whether he has not turned his colour and has tears inâs eyes. Pray you, no more.
HAMLET
GUILDENSTERN
Good my lord, put your discourse into some frame and start not so wildly from my affair.
HAMLET
HAMLET I loved Ophelia: forty thousand brothers Could not, with all their quantity of love, Make up my sum. What wilt thou do for her?
KING CLAUDIUS O, he is mad, Laertes.
QUEEN GERTRUDE For love of God, forbear him.
HAMLET
It got better!
me: okay, thatâs enough. i canât live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves
the world: ok here is an Opportunity
me:
My Magic the Gathering Giveaway!
Hi! Iâm Zoe and Iâve been playing Magic for most of my life which has left me with a lot of cool cards and Magic related things. Iâd like to share that with the tumblr magic community! I tried to fit in a bit of everything so that it sould appeal to any MtG player. I would like to do more giveaways if this one goes well (although those might be a bit more restrained). Â I am also going to start streaming for fun starting with the Kaladesh release and would love to have some company when I start so I donât just talk to my screen (which I do plenty of anyway!) Â Close up pictures and lists will be below a read-more. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Rules
Contest ends October 9th 2016. I will announce the results on the 10th on stream and then on this blog.
You donât have to follow me to win but itâs appreciated
One reblog = one entry. Multiple reblogs allowed but please donât spam your followers
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I will ship to anywhere in the world, but if it outside of the continental United States I would need to work with the receiver on getting full or partial reimbursement for shipping costs (sorry).
If the winner doesnât want all of the items, then I will choose a second winner and so on until everything is claimed. The initial winner can claim everything if they choose.
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GUYS ITâS GIVEAWAY TIME!!!! so these are all foils, we have a FTV Lightning Angel, Iridescent Angel, Archangel of Strife, Platinum Angel, and a Pack Art foil Angelic Arbiter signed by Steve Argyle.
rules are: - first of all Iâd like to apologize to my foreign followers but I can not afford to ship outside of the US. - you do not have to follow me to be entered, but it doesnât hurt. - reblog, like if you want but Iâm only going to count reblogs towards RNGeezus choosing the winner. - if you win you will have to PM me a mailing address.
the choice will be made on Oct. 14 so start reblogging now.
Thatâs the answer. I think. Let me check Wolfram really quick.
Graduate Student teaching Calculus 1 (via mathprofessorquotes) How do I start this problem? *Checks Wolfram* Oh yeah I would've gotten that on the test
Random Headcanon: That Federation vessels in Star Trek seem to experience bizarre malfunctions with such overwhelming frequency isnât just an artefact of the television serial format. Rather, itâs because the Federation as a culture are a bunch of deranged hyper-neophiles, tooling around in ships packed full of beyond-cutting-edge tech they donât really understand. Endlessly frustrating if you have to fight them, because they can pull an effectively unlimited number of bullshit space-magic countermeasures out of their arses - but theyâre as likely as not to give themselves a lethal five-dimensional wedgie in the process. All those rampant holograms and warp core malfunctions and accidentally-traveling-back-in-time incidents? That doesnât actually happen to anyone else; itâs literally just Federation vessels that go off the rails like that. And they do so on a fairly regular basis.
So to everyone else in the galaxy, all humans are basically Doc Brown.
Aliens who have seen the Back to the Future movies literally donât realise that Doc Brown is meant to be funny. Theyâre just like âyes, that is exactly what all human scientists are like in my experienceâ.
THE ONLY REASON SCOTTY IS CHIEF ENGINEER INSTEAD OF SOMEONE FROM A SPECIES WITH A HIGHER TECHNOLOGICAL APTITUDE IS BECAUSE EVERYONE FROM THOSE SPECIES TOOK ONE LOOK AT THE ENTERPRISEâS ENGINE ROOM AND RAN AWAY SCREAMING
vulcan science academy: why do you need another warp core
humans: weâre going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast
vsa: last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast
humans: hahaha yeah
humans: it did tho
vsa: IT EXPLODED
humans: it exploded twice as fast
I love this. Especially because of how well it plays with my headcanon that the Federation does so much better against the Borg than anyone else because beating the Borg with military tactics is nigh-impossible, but beating them with wacky superscience shenanigans works as long as theyâre unique wacky superscience shenanigans.
Yeah, I love this.
Reminds me of the thing I wrote a while back about Humans in high fantasy realms - theyâre basically Team Fuck It Hold My Beer I Got This.
Impulsive, passionate to a fault, the social structures they build to try and regulate this hotheadedness ironically creates even greater levels of sheer bull-headedness. Even their âcoolerâ heads take action in months or weeks.
All their great heroes of the past were impossibly rash by galactic standards. Humans Just Go With It, which is their great flaw but also their greatest strength.
klingons: okay we donât get it
vulcan science academy: get what
klingons: you vulcans are a bunch of stuffy prisses but youâre also tougher, stronger, and smarter than humans in every single way
klingons: why do you let them run your federation
vulcan science academy: look
vulcan science academy: this is a species where if you give them two warp cores they donât do experiments on one and save the other for if the first one blows up
vulcan science academy: this is a species where if you give them two warp cores, they will ask for a third one, immediately plug all three into each other, punch a hole into an alternate universe where humans subscribe to an even more destructive ideological system, fight everyone in it because theyâre offended by that, steal their warp cores, plug those together, punch their way back here, then try to turn a nearby sun into a torus because that was what their initial scientific experiment was for and they didnât want to waste a trip.Â
vulcan science academy: they did that last week. we have the write-up right here. itâs getting published in about six hundred scientific journals across two hundred different disciplines because of how many established theories their ridiculous little expedition has just called into question. also, they did turn that sun into a torus, and no one actually knows how.Â
vulcan science academy: this is why we let them do whatever the hell they want.Â
klingons: âŠ. can we be a part of your federation
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No but Iâve reblogged it. XD. Thanks though!!
Okay, so one of the biggest issues I have with teachers is that they tend to teach techniques and ways of doing things (eg. writing essays, how to solve equations) without giving context to what these things mean or simply why they exist. School in general is very much thing thing that exists beyond context and itâs a crying shame because context makes everything easier
For example, today Iâm learning about the structure and context of an essay. We learnt TEEL in high school (a technique that breaks an essay paragraph into Topic sentence, Explain, Example, Linking sentance) and all it does it tech me the content of an essay and what to write. but it isnât until Uni that i learn what the structure of an essay is in terms of meaning; IÂ learnt why we do this and itâs so satisfying to finally know. To understand the Thesis, Rationale, Context etc.Â
And itâs not just essay writing but I feel like so much is not taught in high school that would genuinely make learning easier
I started college about 3 weeks ago and I've felt the exact same thing. It makes so much more sense to understand the WHY rather than just the WHAT.
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
âThe medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down âdragonsâ with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique âdragon-likeâ design for their flying machines.â (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized âoops maybe I shouldnât have done thatâ and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
An SR-71 Blackbird once flew from LA to Washington DC in 64 minutes. Average speed of the flight: 2145mph.
âThere were a lot of things we couldnât do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys on the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact. People often asked us if, because of this fact, it was fun to fly the jet. Fun would not be the first word I would use to describe flying this plane. Intense, maybe. Even cerebral. But there was one day in our Sled experience when we would have to say that it was pure fun to be the fastest guys out there, at least for a moment.
It occurred when Walt and I were flying our final training sortie. We needed 100 hours in the jet to complete our training and attain Mission Ready status. Somewhere over Colorado we had passed the century mark. We had made the turn in Arizona and the jet was performing flawlessly. My gauges were wired in the front seat and we were starting to feel pretty good about ourselves, not only because we would soon be flying real missions but because we had gained a great deal of confidence in the plane in the past ten months. Ripping across the barren deserts 80,000 feet below us, I could already see the coast of California from the Arizona border. I was, finally, after many humbling months of simulators and study, ahead of the jet.
I was beginning to feel a bit sorry for Walter in the back seat. There he was, with no really good view of the incredible sights before us, tasked with monitoring four different radios. This was good practice for him for when we began flying real missions, when a priority transmission from headquarters could be vital. It had been difficult, too, for me to relinquish control of the radios, as during my entire flying career I had controlled my own transmissions. But it was part of the division of duties in this plane and I had adjusted to it. I still insisted on talking on the radio while we were on the ground, however. Walt was so good at many things, but he couldnât match my expertise at sounding smooth on the radios, a skill that had been honed sharply with years in fighter squadrons where the slightest radio miscue was grounds for beheading. He understood that and allowed me that luxury.
Just to get a sense of what Walt had to contend with, I pulled the radio toggle switches and monitored the frequencies along with him. The predominant radio chatter was from Los Angeles Center, far below us, controlling daily traffic in their sector. While they had us on their scope (albeit briefly), we were in uncontrolled airspace and normally would not talk to them unless we needed to descend into their airspace.
We listened as the shaky voice of a lone Cessna pilot asked Center for a readout of his ground speed. Center replied: âNovember Charlie 175, Iâm showing you at ninety knots on the ground.â
Now the thing to understand about Center controllers, was that whether they were talking to a rookie pilot in a Cessna, or to Air Force One, they always spoke in the exact same, calm, deep, professional, tone that made one feel important. I referred to it as the â Houston Center voice.â I have always felt that after years of seeing documentaries on this countryâs space program and listening to the calm and distinct voice of the Houston controllers, that all other controllers since then wanted to sound like that, and that they basically did. And it didnât matter what sector of the country we would be flying in, it always seemed like the same guy was talking. Over the years that tone of voice had become somewhat of a comforting sound to pilots everywhere. Conversely, over the years, pilots always wanted to ensure that, when transmitting, they sounded like Chuck Yeager, or at least like John Wayne. Better to die than sound bad on the radios.
Just moments after the Cessnaâs inquiry, a Twin Beech piped up on frequency, in a rather superior tone, asking for his ground speed. âI have you at one hundred and twenty-five knots of ground speed.â Boy, I thought, the Beechcraft really must think he is dazzling his Cessna brethren. Then out of the blue, a navy F-18 pilot out of NAS Lemoore came up on frequency. You knew right away it was a Navy jock because he sounded very cool on the radios. âCenter, Dusty 52 ground speed checkâ. Before Center could reply, Iâm thinking to myself, hey, Dusty 52 has a ground speed indicator in that million-dollar cockpit, so why is he asking Center for a readout? Then I got it, olâ Dusty here is making sure that every bug smasher from Mount Whitney to the Mojave knows what true speed is. Heâs the fastest dude in the valley today, and he just wants everyone to know how much fun he is having in his new Hornet. And the reply, always with that same, calm, voice, with more distinct alliteration than emotion: âDusty 52, Center, we have you at 620 on the ground.â
And I thought to myself, is this a ripe situation, or what? As my hand instinctively reached for the mic button, I had to remind myself that Walt was in control of the radios. Still, I thought, it must be done - in mere seconds weâll be out of the sector and the opportunity will be lost. That Hornet must die, and die now. I thought about all of our Sim training and how important it was that we developed well as a crew and knew that to jump in on the radios now would destroy the integrity of all that we had worked toward becoming. I was torn.
Somewhere, 13 miles above Arizona, there was a pilot screaming inside his space helmet. Then, I heard it. The click of the mic button from the back seat. That was the very moment that I knew Walter and I had become a crew. Very professionally, and with no emotion, Walter spoke: âLos Angeles Center, Aspen 20, can you give us a ground speed check?â There was no hesitation, and the replay came as if was an everyday request. âAspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground.â
I think it was the forty-two knots that I liked the best, so accurate and proud was Center to deliver that information without hesitation, and you just knew he was smiling. But the precise point at which I knew that Walt and I were going to be really good friends for a long time was when he keyed the mic once again to say, in his most fighter-pilot-like voice: âAh, Center, much thanks, weâre showing closer to nineteen hundred on the money.â
For a moment Walter was a god. And we finally heard a little crack in the armor of the Houston Center voice, when L.A. came back with, âRoger that Aspen, Your equipment is probably more accurate than ours. You boys have a good one.â
It all had lasted for just moments, but in that short, memorable sprint across the southwest, the Navy had been flamed, all mortal airplanes on freq were forced to bow before the King of Speed, and more importantly, Walter and I had crossed the threshold of being a crew. A fine dayâs work.
We never heard another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast.â
-Brian Schul, Sled Driver: Flying The Worldâs Fastest Jet
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As a former SR-71 pilot, and a professional keynote speaker, the question Iâm most often asked is âHow fast would that SR-71 fly?â I can be assured of hearing that question several times at any event I attend. Itâs an interesting question, given the aircraftâs proclivity for speed, but there really isnât one number to give, as the jet would always give you a little more speed if you wanted it to. It was common to see 35 miles a minute.
Because we flew a programmed Mach number on most missions, and never wanted to harm the plane in any way, we never let it run out to any limits of temperature or speed.. Thus, each SR-71 pilot had his own individual âhighâ speed that he saw at some point on some mission. I saw mine over Libya when Khadafy fired two missiles my way, and max power was in order. Letâs just say that the plane truly loved speed and effortlessly took us to Mach numbers we hadnât previously seen.
So it was with great surprise, when at the end of one of my presentations, someone asked, âWhat was the slowest you ever flew the Blackbird?â This was a first. After giving it some thought, I was reminded of a story that I had never shared before, and I relayed the following.
I was flying the SR-71 out of RAF Mildenhall, England, with my back-seater, Walt Watson; we were returning from a mission over Europe and the Iron Curtain when we received a radio transmission from home base. As we scooted across Denmark in three minutes, we learned that a small RAF base in the English countryside had requested an SR-71 fly-past. The air cadet commander there was a former Blackbird pilot, and thought it would be a motivating moment for the young lads to see the mighty SR-71 perform a low approach. No problem, we were happy to do it. After a quick aerial refuelling over the North Sea, we proceeded to find the small airfield.
Walter had a myriad of sophisticated navigation equipment in the back seat, and began to vector me toward the field. Descending to subsonic speeds, we found ourselves over a densely wooded area in a slight haze. Like most former WWII British airfields, the one we were looking for had a small tower and little surrounding infrastructure. Walter told me we were close and that I should be able to see the field, but I saw nothing. Nothing but trees as far as I could see in the haze. We got a little lower, and I pulled the throttles back from 325 knots we were at. With the gear up, anything under 275 was just uncomfortable. Walt said we were practically over the field-yet; there was nothing in my windscreen. I banked the jet and started a gentle circling maneuver in hopes of picking up anything that looked like a field. Meanwhile, below, the cadet commander had taken the cadets up on the catwalk of the tower in order to get a prime view of the fly-past. It was a quiet, still day with no wind and partial gray overcast. Walter continued to give me indications that the field should be below us but in the overcast and haze, I couldnât see it. The longer we continued to peer out the window and circle, the slower we got. With our power back, the awaiting cadets heard nothing. I must have had good instructors in my flying career, as something told me I better cross-check the gauges. As I noticed the airspeed indicator slide below 160 knots, my heart stopped and my adrenalin-filled left hand pushed two throttles full forward. At this point we werenât really flying, but were falling in a slight bank. Just at the moment that both afterburners lit with a thunderous roar of flame (and what a joyous feeling that was) the aircraft fell into full view of the shocked observers on the tower. Shattering the still quiet of that morning, they now had 107 feet of fire-breathing titanium in their face as the plane levelled and accelerated, in full burner, on the tower side of the infield, closer than expected, maintaining what could only be described as some sort of ultimate knife-edge pass.
Quickly reaching the field boundary, we proceeded back to Mildenhall without incident. We didnât say a word for those next 14 minutes. After landing, our commander greeted us, and we were both certain he was reaching for our wings. Instead, he heartily shook our hands and said the commander had told him it was the greatest SR-71 fly-past he had ever seen, especially how we had surprised them with such a precise maneuver that could only be described as breathtaking. He said that some of the cadetâs hats were blown off and the sight of the plan form of the plane in full afterburner dropping right in front of them was unbelievable. Walt and I both understood the concept of âbreathtakingâ very well that morning and sheepishly replied that they were just excited to see our low approach.
As we retired to the equipment room to change from space suits to flight suits, we just sat there-we hadnât spoken a word since âthe pass.â Finally, Walter looked at me and said, âOne hundred fifty-six knots. What did you see?â Trying to find my voice, I stammered, âOne hundred fifty-two.â We sat in silence for a moment. Then Walt said, âDonât ever do that to me again!â And I never did.
A year later, Walter and I were having lunch in the Mildenhall Officerâs club, and overheard an officer talking to some cadets about an SR-71 fly-past that he had seen one day. Of course, by now the story included kids falling off the tower and screaming as the heat of the jet singed their eyebrows. Noticing our HABU patches, as we stood there with lunch trays in our hands, he asked us to verify to the cadets that such a thing had occurred. Walt just shook his head and said, âIt was probably just a routine low approach; theyâre pretty impressive in that plane.â
Impressive indeed.
- Brian Shul
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Seriously, though, the French LOVED Edgar Allan Poe, thanks in particular to Jules Verne.
He even wrote a sequel to Poeâs only novel, and numerous essays about how great an author Poe was.
By all accounts, Poe (who lived a penniless life in the US) really *was* baffled by all of this.
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