Must feel good as fuck for the video game NPC when the player character starts running/jumping circles around them excitedly.
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Must feel good as fuck for the video game NPC when the player character starts running/jumping circles around them excitedly.
Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅
I like the implication that Caesar gets re-murdered each time
ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise
What is the difference? Please learn me a thing
cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop
leopards got filling. it’s cheetah 2.0. Cheetah on meth. look at that leopard shit.
then there’s jaguar. Jaguar is madness. it took leopard print & decided wait. what if–MAW DOTS. it’s just leopard print with dots in the middle, it’s chaos
look at this bullshit
i’m angry just looking at it
so in ascending order: Cheetah < Leopard < Jaguar
C.L.J. someone come up with weird mnemonic for that, i’ve done enough work for you greedy bastards
Cats love jazz
there it is
don’t focus on your responsibilities you need to make gay shit for a dying fandom
BUT NOT WITH AI
saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:
her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled
her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void
I just learned yesterday that watermelons could explode when overripe and then today one exploded in my kitchen. So I guess I'll never learn anything new ever again just to be safe.
Pls let me share this beautiful tag with the masses milord
coyote running off a cliff type shit
dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping
not my best work
never underestimate how much a "☝️" can add to a sentence
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Make women hairier in video games... she is running for her life she doesnt have time to shave
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every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event
my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person