[ovenproofowl]

are you telling me they’re making a Cruella movie and she’s not even a MILF??

[broody-lesbian]

this is the most valid criticism i’ve seen on the cruella de vil tag so far

[maddelineusher-deactivated20240]

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

Me giving myself pep talks: You are not uniquely horrible

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

as a jew i love having opinions on jesus. it’s like. no i don’t think he was messiah However Yes i am a fan of this dude. fucker said ‘it’s easier for a camel to go thru the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to go to heaven’ and proved his point by going absolutely ballistic flipping tables and chasing merchants with a whip in broad daylight in a synagogue. basically my thoughts on jesus are: 10/10 would go to brunch with.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

anyway. merry christmas to the christian folk i think ur mans is nifty

[theocseason4]

I went to high school with a girl who said we should check the other planets for the dinasours because when the meteor hit they probably got catapulted away :(

and how can you be sure she’s wrong

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

Eve only took a bite out of that apple because it was funny

[swurp]

Eve said gd may have made the first joke but I'm gonna make the first funny one

[swurp]

Posts that make Christian heads explode

[girlsclothes-deactivated2023030]

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

[asgarddropout]

and then we go get snacks

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

CIA (COCK INSPECTION AGENCY)

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

i'm sorry is this post not important enough to stay awake for?

[slutivante]

lil kim the queen bee.

[thepoisonroom]

writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

Anne Hathaway in Shape Magazine. 

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[powerfulwizard]

Entranced with how they photoshopped these dude’s heads onto the same body for these dumb posters

[cholera]

if both candidates die the presidency must go to ms. megan thee stallion by default. it's in the constitution

[jimxugle]

Actually it goes to the vice-president-elect. If they're not able to take office either, then Nancy Pelosi becomes President Pro Tempore while we have another election with new candidates.

[cholera]

you need to read the constitution. it very clearly states that megan thee stallion will be inaugurated in the event both presidential candidates die.

[starry-hexgem]

The Nancy Pelosi thing is actually true. From what I can tell, she’d actually be a pretty good president. At this point tho, anything is better than trump

[cholera]

jesuschrist are you people fucking dense

[starry-hexgem]

Considering the fact that I don’t even know who megan thee stallion is,,,,,,,,yes

[cholera]

well read the constitution damn

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]