"I'm everything but normal."

--Vier/Yuumo. 16, Female, Cantonese-Canadian-- Pleasure to meet you.

[ameki-rain]

lol tumblr fuck off with your bullshit im outta here

[anxietyproblem]

[ratliker1917]

ah yes, tumblr is “banning porn”, you know, “““porn”““, like that one time they had their bots tag basically all lesbian and trans blogs as ““““““porn”““““. i truly trust the clowns who run this website to not literally fuck this up in the most heinous way imaginable while desperately begging for apple to restore their shitty app

[ultimatespider]

the pros of reading ao3 fics in public is that their layout is so clean and simple that people would think you’re reading some academic researches when you’re in fact reading a 50k fic. the cons is that you need to control your face all the fucking time

[fuckyeahisawthat]

An additional feature: the layout is clean and simple BUT anyone familiar with AO3 will immediately recognize it. Pro or con? You decide.

[lynati]

If they know it enough to recognize it on sight, they probably aren’t going to be judging me about it.

[feedmerightmeow]

When he gets in the tub, sometimes he purrs so loud that the shampoo bottles fall over.

[antlersout]

True power

[spicyghostpepper]

[miiriya]

[jake-me-up-deactivated20240207]

[kikaiz]

REALLY IMPORTANT FOR POKÉMON LET’S GO

Please please please keep an eye on your pokeball amount. The game automatically switches to the next available pokeball type once you’ve run out and the game does not warn you if your last ball is the Master Ball.

I just watched a streamer who hasn’t saved in forever accidentally catch a tentacool with his Master Ball because he didn’t realize he ran out of every other type. Please save often and keep an eye on how many pokeballs you have.

[wulfriciceberg]

THE PROPHECY…

[ameki-rain]

Ibe: You’re grounded for... 'til college!

Eiji: FOR 'TIL COLLEGE?

Ibe: FOR 'TIL COLLEGE!

[snaappy]

it’s a startling, unholy revelation

[snaappy]

the thrilling conclusion

[butt6969slut-deactivated2018110]

Always reblog

[gillgooelectrophoresis]

Wow i haven’t seen this is like 5 years

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s ironic how “Finding Nemo” has made clownfish into one of the most popular fish for saltwater aquariums despite the bad guys in the movie being the ones who catch Nemo and put him in a tank

[snatchr]

Can’t wait for that Shrek reboot thats actually a prequel where he of course looks like this

[snoopingasusualisee]

You did this.

[the-letter-why-in-parenthesis]

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

[evilvvitch]

I refuse to believe any of these are real

[taibhsearachd]

Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

[mrrrjjjreblog]

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

[angrytexastoast]

Then know you drew one, just jot the one you intended. Sometimes the greatest achievements are someone elses greatest mistakes.

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

water malone

[cannibalfilmphd-deactivated2023]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Air conditioning is just domesticated wind

[tonysaintborgi]

i fucking hate this because it’s right

[setheverman]

hey guys i have taken over the official swedish twitter account @sweden for the week which means i am now legally the king and also prime minister of sweden (go there and interact with my tweets please i am begging you)

[setheverman]

[a-very-optimistic-realist]

He’s already starting wars

[setheverman]

[setheverman]