Everybody's got their limits. Nobody's found mine.

[dirty-rock]

are you kidding me

[cocoabutterbabe]

i don’t trust men who are unable to maintain platonic relationships with women.

[chingonawithaheart]

Good. Don’t.

[cerulean-beekeeper-deactivated2]

This, and also: don’t trust women that do not allow their boyfriends to have platonic relationships with other women.

[miss-sweets]

exactly

[veesko]

No One Will Know This Is a Space-Age Napping Pod for Your Cat

Make your house cat-friendly with Spaceship Gamma, a cute wall-mounted capsule where your feline friend can snooze and relax in style while observing the goings on at home from above.

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[csneal]

5% off PRINTS until tomorrow, Wednesday Nov.14. Use code: RH2CF9 https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/csneal/

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[animatedtext]

did you yeet today or did today yeet you?

[animatedtext]

i notice some of y’all were yoted today. hang in there. you’ll live to yeet another day

[spanish-blog]

[extrafabulouscomics]

love you

[bluedogeyes]

[freezethatscene]

isle of dogs -

[haviary-deactivated20180108]

the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing

 so when you ask someone “Где водка?” it translates to “where is the vodka?”

 but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don’t see any articles I assume they aren’t there, so yelling “ГДЕ ВОДКА” translates to “WHERE VODKA” like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to

[leupagus]

Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling “WHERE VODKA” at all times.

[enrique262]

Fidèle (May 2003–January 2016), a Belgian yellow Labrador Retriever, made famous due to his habit of sleeping on a windowsill facing the Groenerei canal in Bruges, Belgium.

[blogssuchasthis]

Anniversary Pumpkin

In honor or Coco, the Disney film my amazing spouse, @serialoutput and I saw between last year’s Halloween and this year. Great film, great memories in spite of a relatively disappointing year. Happy Halloween everyone. Until next year.

[ameliaabbott]

My roommates are very cute 

[indiemovies]

John Mulaney & Nick Kroll Answer the Web’s Most Searched Questions

[thingsinslowmotion]

🍵 some people like sugar but I think this tea is perfect.

[thoughtportal]

This thread is loaded with cool word translations.

[langsandlit]

In Italian, attention is something we can either lend or do.

Prestare attenzione means “to pay attention”.

Fare attenzione means “to be careful”.

[culmaer]

in Afrikaans, attention is something we donate

[jaimetalangue]

Actually, French is exactly the same as Italian: prêter attention = to pay attention ; faire attention = to be careful.

[sixpenceee]

Corgi Cubone. A Corgbone if you will.

[iravio]

I love him!

[atlxolotl]