Eminently Practical And Yet Appropriate As Always

Mandatory disclaimer: I am an employee of Wizards of the Coast, but any opinions shared are my own.

[ffunkyspicyy]

so i made some fallout-new-vegas-themed valentine cards, grab one to send to your SO/crush/friend this year <3

[socialistexan]

[senatortedcruz]

Triple the obese lynx budget

[artistcurrentlyknownasfrogger]

[animentality]

[lapis-silex]

Acho curioso como o GPT é bom em usar vocabulário jurídico.

[poppyseed1994]

straight up saw this in the wild at a department store in outskirts Tokyo 😭

[amhrancomhrac]

We have come full circle.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

[miseria-fortes-viros]

my brother in christ frankenstein is the title of the book

[warlockofagnesi]

COUNTERPOINT

[miseria-fortes-viros]

well i can’t argue with that one

[quacksmith]

Ah yes, Mary Shelley’s monster.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

no mary shelley is the name of the monster not the doctor

[villainessbian]

common misconception! mary shelley's monster was actually lord byron

[machine-unlearning]

Shoutout to the AWS outage for taking down Microsoft outlook, Slack, Zoom, Canva, and League of Legends. Maybe we can do this again sometime

[eightyonekilograms]

This point has been made countless times, but it’s so funny that we designed the Internet specifically to be a robust, distributed, fault-tolerant network resilient to nuclear attack, and then made the whole thing depend on one datacenter in northern Virginia.

[amhrancomhrac]

Funny thing: the number one competition for AWS? Microsoft Azure.

[amhrancomhrac]

Driving cross country with this little jerk.

I got laid off from Wizards. And the problem with your dream job is that losing is sort of… destroys you. Especially when it was the only thing pulling you from a multi year depression.

My landlord got foreclosed. I couldn’t find a new job. My depression returned with a vengeance. My new housing fell through after I blasted through my savings to move my stuff.

And faced with homelessness and joblessness in one of the most expensive cities in America, all I could think was “I want to go home.”

So I am.

See you in six more hours, Buffalo.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[diviedrawn]

They’re so fun to draw

[gridmammal]

ill get back to jamesposting again soon i pinky swear lol but in the meantime..

throws my vincentslop at you

[nodlefisch]

sh3 art

[transfemme-shelterdog]

What do you call these?

Freezie (USA)

Popsicle (USA)

Freezie (Canada)

Popsicle (Canada)

Freezie (Other)

Popsicle (Other)

Other word

Voting ended onOct 1, 2025

[victoryrifle]

You look out at this wasteland, looks like chaos. But there's always somebody behind the wheel. And that's who I wanna talk to.

FALLOUT: Season 1 Episode 8 “The Beginning”

[segamascott]

[amhrancomhrac]

[totallynotgayforyou]

People are always like "Don't go to Orc city!! It's dangerous!!" Well I'm here now and everyones so nice, I just got invited to Club Orcs by a very handsome Orc.

[totallynotgayforyou]

Hmm I may have misunderstood some things, I have been given a club to hit some orcs in the Orc Pit.

[orcboxer]

GET SWINGIN BOY

[totallynotgayforyou]

Its honestly really cathartic to smash a big club against a bunch of Orcs, I wasn't sure at first cause I didn't want to hurt them but they just cheer and get back up again.

[orcboxer]

we love that shit that's why we do it I'm so happy to share our culture with yoy

[penny-anna]

feel like none of the older members of the rebellion figured out who Luke was till after the battle of Yavin btw. like beforehand they were very pushed for time and would just have been like this new kid seems nice and Leia's vouching for him, Luke something?? we need bodies urgently after everything that happened at Scarif

then afterwards Dodona or someone would be like where's that new kid i want to shake him by the hand. hey well done new kid. what was your name again?

shortly thereafter calling a meeting of various rebellion higher ups like ok sound off does anyone know if Anakin Skywalker had a secret kid? or like any siblings? any known relatives? I'm not fucking around this is is not a drill we have another Skywalker repeat we have a Skywalker

[penny-anna]

*several years later* TWO OF THEM. GUYS THERE'S TWO I'M SERIOUS HE HAD TWO CHILDREN??

[penny-anna]

#they're so relieved when they find out it's twins because. that allows the possibility that Darth Vader didn't fuck he just fucked once

no no the older generation wouldn't have this problem bcos they remember pretty boy Jedi Knight Anakin. Luke & Leia's friends their own age however would be getting together ok so he had sex at least one time? with a woman? did he have a dick under the armour or what

[penny-anna]

they can't go to Luke or Leia bcos it's obviously a sensitive subject so Han is stuck fielding Darth Vader related questions and he's like guys. guys. I wish I could help but I'm honestly too afraid to ask.