Ampersad

[catboyizuru-moved]

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[iedje]

[chilewnt]

I just thought this picture belongs in this post… 

[chilewnt]

and here we have another…

[alexiaputella-deactivated202402]

Tiane holding fellow GK Natalia Campos

[chilewnt]

and here we have another one… 

[ampersad]

Cristiane Endler: Carrying the team

[thatdisasterauthor]

Me: I need a library card, but I just moved so I don’t have an ID with my address or any mail with it.

Librarian: -slides me a blank library postcard- Write your address on this like it would be mailed to you.

Me: Sure?

Librarian: -takes it back- Great! Now we have mail with your address on it!

Me: …does it really work that way?

Librarian: the rules don’t say it DOESN’T work that way. Here’s your new library card!

[cronchyiceboi]

Librarians are the most dangerous magic users because they can aquire infinite knowlege

“There actually isn’t a rule that says I can’t cast this spell. I checked.”

“Which book?”

“A L L O F T H E M.”

[rainystudios]

‘But not SUPER allergic’

Dedicated to every gracious host who’s had to put up with my sorry animal loving ass.

Patreon: https://patreon.com/samaburime Shop: https://society6.com/rainystudios Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/rainystudios

[caffeinated-transpression]

oK But thisss

European raven

Turkish raven

North African raven

Himalayan raven

Western (American) raven

AUSTRALIAN RAVEN

look at it look at that weird birb it doesn’t know how to raven

[vintar]

other ravens: caw caw

australian ravens: aUGH AUUuuuGH AAAAUUUUUUughhhhhHHHhhhhhhh

[posting-disliker]

it genuinely didn’t occur to me that this was weird that i’d never heard a crow or raven caw in my life and frnakly the australian raven noise is the most common noise to me and it means “it’s the morning now”. i can’t imagine life without it. its background noise i didn’t even think to identify as coming from somewhere. it’s just There.

[moonlexi]

quoth the raven, “aUGH AUUuuuGH AAAAUUUUUUughhhhhHHHhhhhhhh”

[ayellowbirds]

it sounds like a depressed kazoo.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Wait a minute… how do non-Australian ravens sound? Do they not sound like this?

[thedemonsurfer]

For comparison

[daydream-bear-archive]

@lotsandlotsofbirds

[occulsa]

They are all beautiful 

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

[nudityandnerdery]

I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”

[srahpls]

#THIS IS THE HILL I WILL DIE ON (x)

[trickstertime]

I WILL FACE JOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

[toughlovemuse]

I am CRYING.

[theonion]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i just feel like you guys should see this thread about foxes

[elodieunderglass]

For some reason, when biologists want to describe “the assemblage of morphological features shared among many members of a phylum-level group” we say bauplan. Which is German for “body plan.” But even if you don’t speak German you say “bauplan” anyway. So this is a very hilarious Social Media Discourse from someone who has forgotten that the word “bauplan” is an instant giveaway that you are actually a biologist and that makes it fantastic it’s like when robots try to pretend that they’re human but better

[asymbina]

omg love

[fozmeadows]

#yes good

[staraptor]

New Years is a time to reflect on all the dogs and cats we’ve seen this year, and to look forward to all the dogs and cats we’ll see in the year to come

[denisvileneuve]

#me attempting to flirt

[babyanimalgifs]

[withinevening]

I think we could all use this on our dashes.

[dumpsterdivingwithjake]

Comedy Central India’s Peraltiago Promo

I’m fine.

I’m absolutely fine.

[worry-guts]

MY FAVE SHOW DID THAT

[s-alem-saberhagens-deactivated2]

I had this image ready for the moment we get canon Bi Rosa and now the time has finally come

[fourdrinksantiago]

Not to say that my story is the same as Rosa’s at all. It’s not. But there were things that we wanted and thought would be really important — like the word itself: bisexual. To me, that’s an important word in my coming out. I know that not all people are totally celebratory of that word because it’s from a time where it was like these two genders — that’s all there is. And now there’s a lot more flexibility and fluidity in sexuality, which is why sometimes I gravitate toward the word queer as well. For me, bisexuality includes people that are trans, it can include people who identify in different kind of ways. But for Rosa, there was a point for her where she heard that word somewhere along the line and she saw herself in that word, so for her, it was important for her to identify in that way. I suggested that that word was really important to Rosa and that it also would be really important to the bi community to have that word said aloud on TV. Not just a suggestion that she dates girls now, but a clarity on this character: This is who I am, and I’d like you to know it — and accept it.

Stephanie Beatriz on Rosa coming out (x)

[bisexualahsoka-deactivated20180]

brooklyn 99 confirming that rosa’s bi on the birthday of the bi flag is literally the biggest power move of the century

[ecc-poetry]

“La sirena y el pescador,” Elisa Chavez.

Hey all! This poem is part of my chapbook Miss Translated, which I produced in a limited run as Town Hall Seattle’s Spring 2017 artist-in-residence. The main conceit behind this work is that to accurately portray my relationship with Spanish, I have to explore the pain and ambiguity of not speaking the language of my grandparents and ancestors. As a result, these poems are bilingual … sort of. Each one is translated into English incorrectly.

The poems I produced have secrets, horrific twists, emotional rants, and confessions hiding in the Spanish. It’s my hope that people can appreciate them regardless of their level of Spanish proficiency.