hello, my name is sam

i like men & women, cats & dogs, the body-acceptance movement, sad quotes, bad memes, worse puns, and you.

[ampersammed]

[ampersammed]

[lilstinky-deactivated20221002]

you’re telling me a masc king taped this?

[wordfather]

writing tip:

if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything

[lychgate]

 i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.

[wordfather]

sorry i wasnt talking to you i think

[wormspeddler]

take this nachos supreme, for it is my body. and take this baja blast, for it is my blood.

[previouslysane-archive]

a harry potter au where everything is exactly the same except harry’s glasses have transition lenses

[deathdaydreamm]

[forlovefromfear]

Would never have been allowed to happen. JKR is categorically against transition.

[stantler]

[stephgrips-deactivated20200826]

[justcatposts]

He’s napping in his spaceship 

(via)

[t-swift]

[keepingupwiththecullens]

How are the cullen,s handleing the virus?

[marveladdicts]

[wandaposting]

(✿ ♥‿♥)

[trissmergold]

Intercept point determined. Releasing kill vehicle.

Spider-Man Far From Home (2019) dir. Jon Watts

[saoirseronandaily]

Saoirse Ronan talking about American pop culture at Late Night with Seth Meyers

[bitchycode]

“as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement

[samwlsn-archive]

If you were not so stubborn, you would make a great queen.

I would make a great queen because I am so stubborn.

LUPITA NYONG’O

as Nakia in Black Panther (2018) dir. Ryan Coogler