certified boydyke

charlie, he/him, 22 | queer, boydyke and all-around fag | 18+ pls n thnx | aus and aboriginal, be fucking normal ok!! | i use #flashing for photosensitive triggers

[notahorseindisguise]

when he gets drunk and gets autistic and talks about frank iero

[amphetarat]

did u guys know that google is blanning to release like a hundred billion zillion mosquitos into parts of california and florida, and it’s actually kind of a good thing but also raises questions about how ethical it is to breed the end of a species for the purposes of avoiding diseases that, in all fairness, are crazy fucking serious and dont have any proper fixes

[waspdaily]

Today's wasp of the day is Ropalidia saussurei!

Credits: photo 1, photo 2

Most other wasps that have green on them are not a true green, and instead only appear green due to what is called "structural color"— the micro-make up and surface of the scales reflect light to make it appear that color as opposed to true pigment, which is a chemical mix that results in the color. This is why so many green wasps (and birds for that matter) have a metallic sheen to them, as the angle the light hits at will also effect the perceived color.

There are only a handful of wasp species with true green pigment, the majority of which can only be found in Madagascar.

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[amphetarat]

ok i know this band is #cancelled for very valid reasons, i'm listening to mp3s i downloaded ok.

holy SHIT i'm listening to stifi again and unforch they do make some absolute bangers. caress your soul and yours to keep are peak aussie bangers and if you disagree you just have shit music taste im sorry to say

[things-that-are-not-true]

i just ate a greebit

[no-longer-poet]

Happy pride especially towards EVERY a-spec person

[rthwrms]

thinking about coptic mummy paintings and weeping

like. i know these people

[sylferino]

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

[amphetarat]

ughh you guys wanna see the fit? sure.

since i'm sure you're all so desperate smh my head

[amphetarat]

man, smoking on other people's dime* has gotta be my favourite thing i figured out i can do

[amphetarat]

AMPHETRBROT!!! i finally got my own bro-based nickname in the caaligo stream omg

[amphetarat]

funniest draft i've saved By Far actually

[amphetarat]

no one wants to answer me about the white monster zero tasting like fluoride. im convinced this is a move by Big Monster™ to cover up the dentists they blended up to make the flavour

[villainwithacrush]

[amphetarat]

this is almost as funny as that bullshit air umbrella gofundme. like ok so it flips inside out (like a standard umbrella) and just absolutely doesnt work??

[diphowell]

happy 17th anniversary to one of many of my favorite dan moments from 2009. have no chill or shame and be a little obnoxious about it and maybe you’ll snag your soulmate.