certified boydyke

charlie, he/him, 22 | queer, boydyke and all-around fag | 18+ pls n thnx | aus and aboriginal, be fucking normal ok!! | i use #flashing for photosensitive triggers

[notahorseindisguise]

when he gets drunk and gets autistic and talks about frank iero

[amphetarat]

ok sober as fuck and down to my last smoke, and i’m finally allowed to make this joke given that i actually had to beg and cry for them to let me go home. n e ways do u reckon they have the alcoholic version of nicotine patches, and do you reckon i can bum cigarettes off people if i finally go inpatient

[amphetarat]

ok holy shit, so sorry to absolutely anyone i talked to, and also anyone who saw my blog before my most recent cleanup effort. jesus christ yall put up with the most from me, and i'm truly actively trying to make sure that doesnt happen for youse

i am relatively sober (but not quite, so tonights blogging ends here), but bro who dealt with me did the most bangup job imaginable with my stitches, i reckon its gonna scar waaay thinner than most of my shit, so shoutout jake for that

n e ways. the reason i'm making my one single post for tonight is bc of a (primarily) mc creator who introduced me to the wonderland.jar mod for the first time, which is uniquely fascinating to me (a psychotic) given the unreality of it all. but bro has liked and responded to so many of my comments, and as someone who typically blogs in an indiscriminate sea of comments, it stresses me out so fuckin bad

[amphetarat]

goodnight yall. have good dreams for me, ok?

[transjudas]

when your favorite band actually wants you to join but you pretend you didn't hear that because you're too stoned to move much less play your guitar.

[thatpumpkinmf]

the trans woman named 'box of tissues' and the non binary person named 'tofu' had a situationship

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[sunchildsatoru]

alternative title dnp experience the queer joy of third wheeling dnp

[teabree-shark]

[m0thmancore]

[goldenpinof]

never <3

[goldenpinof]

never <3

[natalieironside]

Shout out to trans women who aren’t computer scientists or musicians or avant-garde artists or whatever.

Shout-out to tgirls who work at Taco Bell. Thank u queen, society would collapse without you

[snkrfnd]

Over twenty years ago my big brother got me a job at a Taco Bell in the St. Louis suburbs-West County. He warned me that it was the “gay Taco Bell”, but since I was coming from the “gay Howard Johnson’s” I wasn’t shocked. It turns out it was the black trans women Taco Bell complete with black trans women in management. And they’d worked out an arrangement with the local teen Narcotics Anonymous group so that twice a week we would shut down the drive thru and the dining room and exclusively serve 60+ teens in various stages of recovery. And many of the women I worked with were in various stages of being out or transitioning and they were from all generations from teens to over 50. One woman I worked with had a regular corporate job presenting as a man 9-5 Mon-Fri and then came to Taco Bell and worked 6pm -2am Friday and Saturday night so she could be herself surrounded by other black transwomen in those stolen weekends. And we had customers come from all over the metro area because they knew they could be themselves in the dining room. I only worked there from 1999-2001 but for young me, this was a vital, formative experience. Some of the girls came from north city all the way out to the “gay Taco Bell” on Manchester in west county because they heard it was safe to work there. Like- I know times have changed but they haven’t changed much in 20 years. I’m still convinced that for lgbt youth, finding a job at your city’s version of the “gay Taco Bell” is key to survival.

[natalieironside]

Thank u for sharing this with us

[dannyboyandpdawg]

Phannies: goddd they're so relaxed together at the chelsea flower show what a wonderful era we're in

Dan: my hair looks like SHIT

Phil: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FLOWERS

[atimeandplaceforall]

So this is literally Dan and Phil