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animeadult

look at this extremely chaotic video my fiancé took of our cat

stimman4000

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roselalonde

conversations with my sisters cat

theweirdwideweb

mothwi

I can testify that this is very true

midnightvrose

black-nata

me @ my last brain cell

shutupmerlin

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

baapi-makwa

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

quillusquillus

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

allofthefeelings

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

magistrate-of-mediocrity

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

allofthefeelings

Well, NOW I do.

thelibrarina

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

moonblossom

Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”

allofthefeelings

There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.

indifferent-kiwi

Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?

Bucky: I think I killed him

Peter: alrighty then

marvelxs-universe

this entire thing is glorious

cravingmarvel

alrighty then

eli-campbelle

thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001

wow…a homeowner…so responsible

earth-tooth

homeowner

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A time lapse of a cat through the day:

I relate so much to this…

sridevi

cyborgsmanifesto

things to do & see in nyc for under $30:

museum of modern art

nyc rocky horror picture show

upright citizens brigade

belvedere castle

the metropolitan museum of art

evolution store

dylan’s candy bar

strand book store

hidden subway station

see a burlesque show

museum of the moving image

babeland

brooklyn flea market

momofuku milk bar

go to a hookah bar

coney island

go to a spoken word/poetry reading

go see a free concert

union square green market

seen an independent film

st. paul’s chapel

see a show at the secret theater

grand central station & the whispering gallery

the pit improv

videology bar & screening room

the high line

get tickets to a tv show taping

central park zoo

cooking show & comedians

find a sample sale

new york botanical garden

guggenheim museum

sony wonder technology lab

american museum of natural history

s'mac

cipriani le specialita

nbc studio tour

the foot hall at the plaza hotel

fao schwarz

brooklyn heights promenade

big gay ice cream

forbidden planet

$20 shows at lincoln center

free weekly events in nyc

jane austen dances

nyc dumpling tour

the city reliquary

tea demonstration at urasenke chanoyu

take a 40 minute power nap at a spa

baconery

4gifs

maruxee

I’M DEAD

prokopetz

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

thecarvingwitch

OH MY GOSH

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It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

softfairies

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

I just found this photo of me as a camp counselor for a wildlife and outdoors camp where they let me teach map & compass & orienteering and the thing is these kids were all from the city and they applied for this fully-funded program and it was the first time a lot of them had ever gone hiking and they were really nervous and I can’t help but think I probably didn’t inspire their confidence when I showed up

“hey kids I’ll be leading us all deep, deep into the woods today and probably we will all come back let’s roll”

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this photo is of me teaching them how to count paces and obviously I cut all the kids out of the picture but in the original there are just a bunch of nervous looking youths following me

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the most important thing about teaching orienteering at camp is there is usually and indoor portion when the kids learn the basics of looking at a map & compass and then an outdoor portion where we start applying the skills and I usually split that up with the other counselors so we weren’t always just doing the same thing and i LOVED it when I got the outdoor portion bc I’d lead the kids real deep into the woods and I’d be like

“okay, we’re definitely lost. y’all are gonna have to find our way back out of here, so who was paying attention inside earlier?”

and they’d be like “can’t you help”

and I’d say very seriously “I don’t know how to read a map.”

And they Always. Believed me.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

wait let me make a correction. The High schoolers always believed me. The middle schoolers were less prone to immediate panic and I think that’s just part of the chaotic nature of being in middle school.