Existence is a Lie.

27/nb.

[starbiology]

my entry for the new neopets contest ^^!

It was honestly so fun to work on this, figuring out what an in-world shop may look like

[burt-bobain]

[cosmonautroger]

[thepocketlesbiann]

CARESS THE BUSH THAT FEEDS YOU

File for printing available at my Patreon

[memescomedy]

[spiletta42]

This is not an exaggeration.  Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[msveronika]

I wanna stuff you under my desk, grab a fistful of hair, and grind your pretty face against my crotch until we both can't take it anymore. Everyone needs a little break while they're working, yeah?

[hozierswift]

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

[tinyuglyworld]

great films available on youtube for free

but i'm a cheerleader (2000) dir. by jamie babbit

django unchained (2012) dir. by quentin tarantino

swing girls (2004) dir. by shinobu yaguchi

as young as you feel (1951) dir. by harmon jones

elvira: mistress of the dark (1988) dir. by james singorelli

full metal jacket (1987) dir. by stanley kubrick

kamikaze girls (2004) dir. by tetsuya nakashima

donnie darko (2001) dir. by richard kelly

manic (2001) dir. by jordan melamed

che: part one (2008) dir. by steven soderbergh

omar (2014) dir. by hany abu assad

the incredible story of two girls in love (1995) dir. by maria maggenti

american hollow (1999) by rory kennedy

an american crime (2007) dir. by tommy o'haver

the taqwacores (2010) dir by eyad zahra

perfect blue, dir (1997) by satoshi kon

fantastic planet (1977) dir. by rené laloux

the battle of algiers (1966) dir, by gillo pontecorvo

paris is burning (1990) dir. by jennie livingston

black panthers (1968) dir. by agnes varda

the texas chainsaw massacre (1977) dir. by tobe hooper

fire (1996) dir. by deepa mehta

the letterboxd list

the youtube playlist (doesn't contain all of them because some of them had saves turned off)

part two - part three

[i-am-a-fish]

daily reminder to drink some wa-

hold on.

Post canceled.

is it anyone on tumblr named Brian?

is there anyone logged in right now who has the name Brian

[evoimations]

Not a Brian, but I’m spreading this to help you find one

[i-am-a-fish]

it is appreciated

[dwemer-osha]

I'm trying out some new names, I can be Brian for a few minutes if that would help

[i-am-a-fish]

If it's not too much trouble, yeah that would help a lot. the Brian count is desperately low. even just a few minutes might attract a new Brian

[cryptic-aliens]

What do you mean you didn't know I was in love with you? I gave you a shiny rock because it was pretty and it reminded me of you because you are so pretty

[beforeyearning]

okay so, you're knee deep in it. click for better quality + transcript under cut.

OKAY SO, YOU’RE KNEE DEEP IN IT,

BREATHE. You’re down bad and it’ll be okay. Your heart is a runaway

train set on a collision course, you’ll be okay, there’s a dead’s man switch

on board & worst-case scenario, they’ll intentionally derail it, so it doesn’t

crash and burn through a small quaint town. You think every little thing is

significant, you can taste the cinnamon in the air, and you don’t seem to

notice how quickly night comes these days—you live every moment of

every day in anticipation, you think on the other end of every phone call

there will be a warm ‘I love you too, silly. I’ve always did’. You read the

skies like tea leaves, you think the cirrus clouds during sun(rise/set) is

an indicator that the love of your life had a great day. You stop and smell

the roses, whether it’s 3 am or 3pm, because you’ll do anything to admit

the truth—you want them to linger in the doorway because you can’t

handle another goodbye, so you do everything apart from begging them

to stay, you’ll apologize for the small things, the big things, the things you

had nothing to do with (baby, I’m sorry the oranges at the supermarket

were overripe), you love like you’re the loneliest person alive, because

really, you just might be.

[romanticruckus]

instead of “butterflies,” i should just start calling it what it really is: “early warning system.”

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Greg Santora (via letsbelonelytogetherr)

[spookys4pphic]

“You’re a nerd” I say as I look at you with heart eyes while you info dump to me

[hopelessvalentines]

on friends, who maybe want to be a little more than that

@fuckitloveu @mothicalspoken

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[glittergluekintsugi]

target audience reached (me)