Into The Mind of Anastasia

Wanna talk about everything and nothing at the same time? You're welcome to come and go as you please. 29 and I still don't know what I wanna be when I grow up 🇵🇭

[melonsharks]

"oh ryland. only you would cry over a bunch of rocks."

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[rickyapologist]

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

[spirit-whump]

Hear me out...... what if.... a character got hurt... and another character.... comforted them afterwards.....

[promptsforyourwhumpfic]

[general-sleepy]

[ID: Idris Elba in Pacific Rim leaning in with a serious expression and saying, "You, keep talking." END ID]

[thedeepthought]

me: I ship them

friend: oh like romantically?

me: no. like cursed object passed between hands for centuries, they are cosmically linked, probably bonded by blood ritual, I think they’ve fought in a war together in at least three lifetimes, and their souls make direct eye contact every time they breathe in the same room

friend: so… romantically?

me: yeah. like. with kissing.

[puddlesl1me]

if there is one thing that tumblr has done to my texting it is the inclusion of arrows <- uses arrows basically anywhere <- loves arrows <- #myarrows

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[morganoperandi]

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

[whumpster-fire]

[sunsbleeding]

[enki2]

[crazy-brazilian]

[ciricearts]

i also put the bat pants on her^^

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

What did the author mean by the curtains being blue? Hi, literary expert here to help! Navy blue means anal sex but light blue means oral sex. Curtains on the left side of the window mean top but curtains on the right side mean bottom.

[pinene]

What do you guys think of my new yellow curtains that I’ve pushed to the right side of my windows?

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Hi, literary expert who drinks lots of water here. Come over.

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[tractorgoth]

[estro-boi]

[ciricearts]

okay maybe the lipstick would smudge a little

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.