Ancient Terrors

An Indie, Semi-Selective Ask and RP blog for various Godzilla titans/kaiju from the Toho era, but follows the Monsterverse. OC Friendly. Multiship and Multiverse friendly.

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Let’s Try This Again... || Closed

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madisonxrussell‌:

Oh. Great. Inwardly, Madison wanted to scream and not out of excitement. Underground Titans tended to cause the most damage. Hopefully, this Megalon wasn’t located underneath an incredibly populated area, but the girl doubted that. The name ‘Seatopian’ implied a coastal location, and some of the world’s most populous locations were by the ocean. 

On top of that, aliens apparently enjoyed mind-controlling the Titans of Earth in the past. And now Titans were active again. Jesus, if her mother figured out that information…

Do not tell any other humans about aliens mind-controlling our Titans, okay? Keep that between us. 

 “Err... not like ah could if ah want’d to?” Gigan tilts his head. “So far, yer th’ only one who seems t’understand wha’ I’m sayin’, Maddie. Ev’ryone else jus’ seems t’be hearin’ me screamin’ my head off! But, y’know, works a treat fer scarin’ ‘em off!” he’d allow himself a short chuckle. “Well, anyhows...”

“So... wha’s it like livin’ in ‘dese cramped cities, ey? I mean... wha’ do humies do t’entertain ‘demselves?” he’d ask rather casually, before his visor seemed to pick something up; Madison’s Switch. “... Wha’s ‘dat tiny lil’ plastic ‘ting?”

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Let’s Try This Again... || Closed

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madisonxrussell‌:

I guess I didn’t ask for your name ‘cause I already knew it, she replied. Not only because she could read his mind. He literally shouted out his name to the heavens along with his title when he first appeared on Earth. It was incredibly ridiculous, like a WWE match her father might have put on in the background when she was six years old. 

You definitely are not allowed to call me ‘lil humie.’ What kind of unoriginal nickname was ‘humie’ anyways? My name is Madison. 

Although the info on aliens modifying Titans opened up new doors in her head. Humans were not the only one possibly thinking of Titans as a weapon of war, then. That definitely concerned her. The girl thought back to all those decades of humanity trying to find intelligent life in the universe. For once, she hoped that they would never answer back. 

 “Madison, ey? I like it! An’ if I feel like it’s too long, ah can jus’ say ‘Maddie’! I dig it!” Gigan snickers as his teeth show through his cackled laughter. “Oh... yea’, guess I’ve already said it a couple’a times, haven’ I?” he says, now laughing a bit more sheepishly. “But uh, yea’, dem’s be the beans spilled, as ‘dey say! Aliens out ‘dere usin’ us Titans as ‘deir lil’ science fair experiments all tha’ time.”

“Why, I even think tha’ some o’ them used t’be so ballsy that ‘dey used some o’ the Titans on ‘dis here planet sometimes! Y’know, like mind controllin’ ‘em and shiz.” he adds on. “Oh! Oh! An’ did y’know! My bro Megalon’s actually from Earth! ‘E usually lives unda’ground an’ was worship’d by ‘dese wackos called tha’ ‘Seatopians’!”

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Sins of the Father || Closed

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Serizawa watched on, feeling a sense of dread bought upon by the other scientist’s words. This creation was man-made, a titan that can kill all the rest simply by suffocating them from the inside. How could they stop a creature birthed by a weapon with unknown properties? Ishiro didn’t have time to think as he pulled his head up focusing on the fight.               A gurgling sound could be heard as the oxygen was being sucked out of Gojira. His head pulled back while white foam escaped the corner of his lips.                “Ready the maser cannons.” Ishiro commanded, people started to scramble onto the weapon stations. Two cannons, one on each wing came to life, shifting their aim towards the two clashing monsters.                 “Fire.”                Suddenly,  blue energy beams shot out of the Argo, hitting Destoroyah right in the face in an attempt to get him to focus on the jet and give Gojira a fighting chance.

The sound of the laser cannons priming was enough to get the devilish monster’s attention, but by the time he looked over it was too late, as the lasers fired out and blasted Destoroyah straight in the face, as he’d roar in agony, holding a charred hole in his head. But even with a clean shot through this being’s cranium, it did not seem to be enough, as he’d just bellow out a loud cry of anguish, and then spread its wings to fly out of the ocean...

And then it took off. Not in the direction of the Argo, but away from the scene, leaving the Argo and Gojira completely. Was it leaving to recuperate? Or was it merely done with its job? No one would be able to ask why, though, as all of a sudden, a voice rang out from all around the humans and Gojira. It spoke in perfect, if not warped English, and it was speaking straight to Serizawa’s mind;

"YOƯ ̀͡T͜͟Ḩ̀҉Ì͘Ǹ̢K͢͟ Y̸̧̨O͏͞Ú̵̶ ͜H̸A͢V͘҉E̵͘ ̢M̷̴͢E͟͝ ̧BE͏͘AT҉E͏̴N̢̧.̛ ̛̕͘Y̷͏͜ƠU͠ T̢҉H̀I̶͞N͟K̶̵̀ ͟͏TH̵A̵͏T̶̕ ͜͜͡I̶͢ A̧͘͟M ̨D̴͟E̡̛͢F̧̕E̢A͘͟T̶͟ED.̵ ̸YOU͝҉ ̨A҉҉̸R̴͢E ́͠W̷̸R͞O͏̛̕N̴͟G.̸̢͢ W͠E̴̸A̧҉K͠͡ÉN̸̷Ę҉̸D, ̧Y̵͡E͟S͝.̶ ͝D͏͞E͜F̶҉E̕A̴T̸͝E҉̸͠D͏,̢͘ NO҉.͝ ̶̴͟I̸ ͏̀W̴I͏͘L̡͘͢L̵̛ ҉͠͠BE̢ ͠B̷̨ÁC̶͜K̷̀.̵ ͢I̛̕ ̶W̛͝I̧҉L̢L͟ ͠TÀ҉͏ĶÈ͢ ̴̢͟Y͟͝OŲ̧͢R͢ ̕Ķ͠҉I͘͜ǸG'҉S ͜͠H̶̷E̛A͜D̴̷̢.̧͘͞ ̡I̵F̴ T̛͘HI̴͘S ̴̛͟D̵Ơ̧E͘S̵͘͘ ́͢͜N̷͡ǪT̴ KĮL̀L ͞H̢͏Í͠M͟,͏ ̸̢Í ̛͘WI̷L̸̛L̷ ҉̸̴F̴I̕͟͜N͏̸I҉́S̕͠Ḩ͏ ͝͠H͝҉I͢͡M̛̀.͠ ̷́Y͟O͘͜U̶͝ P͘̕A̵͞T͏Ḩ̴͟É͠TI͠C̢ ̵̢LI̸͢F͝E̴͠-F͝O͞R̸̴M̸S̵ ̡̛͜WI҉L̡̧L̵ ͝ŅO͢T̸ ́B̨̢͞E̷͡ A͢͜B̸̕L̨̕͝É ̶͞T͠O̶͜͢ ͏̧͜S̴̵T̵OP̢̧҉ ̴̨̀ME. ̧̛I̶̛ ͏A̶M̛͟ ̧͞T͘H̨͞É͝ ́̀A͟ĻPH̡̀A͜, ̶I A̛҉̶M ͟͜T́HE̡̕͝ ҉̡͡O̷M͞E͏̸G̸̨A͟.̛̕ ҉I̸ ̷̡A͜͝M͢ ҉̢Y̵̢͡ƠÙ̴̡R̕ ̨̀S͏̷̢A̕҉V̷͘I̢̛O̢͜R͠ ͜A͝͞N̕D D҉Ȩ͡M̡͟͝IS͝E̴.̢̧ ̸̨̛I͏̵̨ ҉͘A̢M̡ B̸̀E̷͘C̷O͞͡͏M̢Ȩ̀ ̡͜D͞E͜҉A͞T̴̡͠H̸,́́ ̶D̵͏E̷̛S̷̛͞T̶́R͝Ò̧YER̴̛ ͢͠O͝F̢͜ ̛W͘Ó̧̧R̵L̸̛҉D̛͞S̢͟ ̵̧͡ĄǸ̀͟D̵̛ ̡SLÁY̶͘ÉR̸͡ O̢͘͝F̛ ͢K̨͠I҉͟N̵̨G͝S͘.͘ ̴҉I̴.̴̛ ̡A̴͘M҉҉͠. ̀̕DE҉ŚT̕RO̴Y͠͝Ę͝R̶̡͞!͘"̀҉

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Let’s Try This Again... || Closed

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madisonxrussell‌:

The image surrounding Gigan’s thoughts over his friend, Megalon, honestly surprised her. Although nothing should have shocked her anymore. A bug with metal drills for hands but that walked bipedal like a man?! What kind of civilization created something like Megalon? Because there seemed to be no way that it actually evolved like that naturally. 

Is there just a planet out there that likes creating Titans? Madison suddenly asked Gigan in his own mind. Because an anthropomorphic rhinoceros beetle with drill hands seems incredibly artificial. 

Perhaps this Megalon and Gigan originated from the same place. The cybernetic and mechanical implants looked similar, after all, even if the base of their species looked very different. Perhaps some additional reptilian details added into their composition as well. 

 “Eh?” Gigan asks as Madison poses her question. “Weeeeell-- not ‘xactly ‘creatin’ ‘ ‘em, but ‘dere are a lot o’ us big boys out ‘dere.” pointing a claw up towards the sky, gesturing towards the great beyond of space. “Some o’ us jus’ get found by ‘dese crazy alien guys, an’ they decide t’just plaster all o’ ‘dis tech unto us! Not tha’ me an’ my bro are complainin’!”

“... O’, ‘da’s right! I dun’ even think we’ve given each otha’ our names!” he’d tap the side of his head with a claw. “An’ I thought I couldn’ be any meaner, keh! Th’ name’s Gigan! An’ you? Or shoul’ ah jus’ keep callin’ ya ‘Lil’ Humie’?”

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Let’s Try This Again... || Closed

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madisonxrussell‌:

Madison chuckled a little bit more. Gigan’s accent was ridiculous, and it made some of the ridiculous shit he spewed even funnier. How was it possible for a space chicken to sound like he came from the rough side of Boston? Or possibly like someone from the Bronx. 

It’s weird, yeah. I mean, I feel like a lot of Titans would either never come back out of fear of having it happen again or would only come back for the sake of revenge. From the way Gigan spoke, he hardly seemed like Alpha material so Madison had guessed the former reason. I appreciate the effort not to destroy the city at least. 

 “Ey, dun’ mention it. Tho’ I’ll say it ‘gain, y’ever wonder why we keep smashin’ ‘em up? ‘Cause ‘dey’s just too damn tight-packed t’gether!” Gigan huffs. Was he... seriously just striking up a casual conversation with this human now? And to make matters worse, he was enjoying it? Knowing that she could just fry his brain at any moment? Well, at least she hadn’t... yet.

 “Well dang, ‘dis is still ratha’ cool info fer me! Can’t wait ‘til Megalon shows up, I hafta tell him everythin’! He’s gonna be so impressed!” he suddenly spoke very highly of this ‘Megalon’ person. Another Titan, perhaps? Were Madison to read his mind at the moment, she’d indeed see the image of another Titan; a rather insectoid-looking one, with a large powerful horn like a beetle’s, and drills for hands.

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Let’s Try This Again... || Closed

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madisonxrussell‌:

Madison burst into laughter the moment he squealed in fear, nevermind the rest of his explanations, his absurd opinions on what human cities should have been, or his desperate need to figure out how she fried his mind like an egg over-easy. No, no, seeing a giant Titan cowering the moment she asked what was going on proved too precious to get over right away.

Isn’t it obvious? she responded in his mind, snorting still. I’m psychic? Likely because of overexposure to Titan radiation in Boston. Did you really come back just to ask me the question? 

That almost made everything else even funnier. This obvious solution presented everywhere in human pop-culture ended up confusing a creature that was obviously incredibly advanced. He had to have been in order to be such a well-rounded cyborg chicken-thing. 

 “Ey, dun’ gimme any o’ that fuckin’ sass, I’ve never eva’ met ‘umies until now.” Gigan frowned as he stood in the middle of the park, staring Madison down. “I didn’ know some o’ them were frickin’ psychics!” he’d soon squat down a bit to get a bit of a closer look at Madison.

 “Tho’, I gotta admit, tha’s a pretty dang neat thing t’have. Wish ah coul’ read minds an’ stuff sometimes, but nah, I got’s turned into ‘dis cyborg thing...” his eye visor flashed once, but his beak grinned a little. “But ah dun’ mind ‘dat eitha’! Made me awesome as fuck regardless! But uh, yeah... ah kinda jus’ came to ask how y’were able to fry my brain, more or less... wha’, y’think tha’s a weird reason t’return?”

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The Right Hand of the King || Closed

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kotmuses‌:

“Enough!” Ghidorah snapped as his underling started to grow more and more frantic. Just thinking about the events brought a great deal of shame and anger to him. He was the king of the cosmos! Conqueror of worlds! And here he was licking his wounds from a creature that couldn’t even travel through space. Though perhaps that’s what made Godzilla so unique. It made him worthy enough to be considered a true threat and enemy to his status.

“Not so fast, Gigan. I know you’re eager and such…” And who could blame him? Ghidorah had been the same way upon being freed from his icy prison. “…But we must plan accordingly. As of right now, after my defeat, I know what we must focus on. Godzilla is not it.” As much as he hated to admit that.

“It’s the humans. More specifically, the ones that call themselves…Monarch. They played a large hand in aiding Godzilla, unlike the majority of the apes who just scream and run. They shall be our main concern for now.”

 “Oh bein’ eager is far from cuttin’ it Boss! Ah’m pos’tively thrilled wit’ the idea o’ gettin’ back at ‘dese apes!” Gigan said with his sadistic glee, clashing his sickle-arms together as he’d grin, but when he was told to focus more on the ones called Monarch, he was about to ask why, but it became clear when his master said that they worked on assisting Godzilla.

 “Wai’ what?! Humies are assisstin’ Godzilla?! An’ no wonda’ he’s so thicc from last time ah saw ‘im!” he commented. He had flown over him on an altitude where he wouldn’t be able to see him, but he had seen Godzilla alright. “So wha’ now ‘den? How’s we gonna deal with--”

“The humans? Oh please, Gigan. It’ll be a landslide~” a sudden feminine voice said, seemingly out of nowhere, before from the floor grew an immense, clearly alienoid woman who’s suit was made by many shades of red, violet and yellow, her suit having this ‘flowy’ feel to i, as if it was alive. Her head being adorned by a crown with six eye-slits which had a bright yellow glow from behind them. She immediately went for Ghidorah, her voice reduced to a near purring coo. “Aaw, what’s the matter my king~?” she’d ask him sweetly, almost sickeningly so.

 “Eeeeyyyy, Sadirah baaaabe~!” Gigan greeted the newcomer, doing a backslick motion over his back-fins as he tried to look presentable, but Sadirah seemed to ignore the gesture, as she fully focused on Ghidorah and his well-being.

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Starter Call; OC Kaijus

Like this post for a starter with either Lady Sadiria, Toriphian, or Brutalus. Please specify which muse.

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Let’s Try This Again... || Closed

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 “EEK!”

The moment that familiar voice was in his mind, the most inhumanly girlish shriek exited Gigan’s mind, but when he finally spotted Madison down below he’d merely frown. “D-Dun’ fuckin’ scare me like that ya lil’ twat!” he snarled down at her, sighing. “I’m TRYIN’ to not start destroyin’ stuff, can’t ya at leas’ gimme a LIL’ bit o’ credit an’ NOT gimme a short-circuit?!”

Finally, however, he had managed to get into the more open park area that Madison was close to, sighing in relief as he’d breathe out, groaning a bit. “An’ how do ya humans go about an’ think when ya make yer cities?! Y’wanna know why we keep ruinin’ them when we show up? Cause ya build ‘em so tight, y’think yer tryin’ to give us claustrophobia!”

“But, ‘nuff’a that, ah’m ‘ere, tryin’ this again, so to speak. I ain’ gonna destroy any cities or nuthin’... I just wanna know how the FUCK you were able t’do what ya did back ‘den!”

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Sins of the Father || Closed

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A screech escaped Gojira as the energy from the blade sliced through his flesh like it was nothing. His blood instantly coagulated around the wound, white foam started pouring from the slice. Taking a couple of steps back, the king struggled to comprehend what just happened to him.           Not even the humans could understand what their eyes witnessed, but Serizawa knew that Gojira was hurt by a such a simple yet impressive attack.              Suddenly, another barrage of missiles hit Destoroyah from the aircraft, Gojira ducked out of the way just in time. A roar erupted from the king’s mouth, within that roar was the sound of gurgling. Something was happening internally to the alpha, it didn’t sound good at all.                Regardless, Gojira fought through the pain and a massive beam of blue nuclear flame erupted out of his mouth, right into Destoroyah’s face, in an attempt to break off the horn that attacked him.                 Serizawa held his hand to his chin, unable to comprehend what was happening.

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As the crescent energy arc hit its target, Destoroyah only watched in silent, sadistic joy as Gojira roared in pain and backed away, watching the blood coagulate and white foam pouring from the wound. He’d roar triumphantly, only to be interrupted by the barrage of missiles hitting upon his side, snarling as a bunch of “chunks” of him seemed to splash into the ocean...

His wounds were not normal “wounds”. They were instead similar to holes in his body, crawling and creeping with hundreds, thousands, even tens of thousands of crustacean-like life-forms, amassing into the giant monstrosity standing before Serizawa and Gojira, and as quickly as this fact became relevant, the wounds began to close up as more and more creatures assimilated and began healing the monster’s injuries.

And then another blue light lit up the battlefield as another nuclear flame burst out of Gojira, but Destoroyah would respond with ducking its head out of the way, rushing right for Gojira and tackling into his chest, maws opening...

 “Suffocate...”

With those words, Destoroyah sank his jaws into Gojira’s flesh, blood splattering upon his teeth as he’d gnaw himself into place, ripping open a wound in Gojira’s body. Then, all of a sudden, the same white foam from before began to gush out of the wound and around Destoroyah’s mouth, as Gojira’s gurgling roars worsened. A pilot, seemingly recognizing this, gasped out;

“D-DR. SERIZAWA!! That monster, its... its utilizing the same chemicals that were used in the Oxygen Destroyer!! He’s aiming to suffocate Gojira from the inside-out!”

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The Right Hand of the King || Closed

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kotmuses‌:

“Thankfully not.” He grumbled in response. The firm pat was enough to strike up a bit of pain but Ghidorah choose to ignore it. His body still needed time to heal. The false king traveled to the deepest part of the cavern, which also held the largest amount of room for the two. Carefully did he nestle himself down.

“Regaining my strength is more accurate. I’ve done considerable damage already to this world but Godzilla got in the way of a full conversion.” He snarled at the thought of that overgrown lizard. “I’ve…been in this cave system recovering for quite some time now because of it.” It hurt to admit that. Not only did his ego take a hit but so did his pride.

“I’m glad you’ve finally arrived, Gigan.” The fact that he was now here to aid him boosted his confidence. Ghidorah would be back on his feet and ready to tear Godzilla’s head clean off this time. “We have a lot to discuss as I’ve learned much during my time here.”

Gigan seemed to be somewhat concerned about Ghidorah’s acting, but when he realized what had been happening, he suddenly seemed to grow... fearful? “W-W-Wait... w-whadd’ya mean, ‘go’ in th’ way’? Go’ in th’ way of you? Impossible! Yer our king, Ghids! Y’can’t be beaten!” he was getting more and more frantic by the moment, but he managed to calm him down.

Taking pity on his boss was not going to put him in any good favors. “A-A’ight, a’ight, so y’got beat once? So wha’?! Yer KING GHIDORAH! Th’ crusher o’ stars! The conqueror o’ planets! Y’just need t’recover an’ then we can kick ‘dis ‘Godzilla’s’ ass no probs!” a happy, sadistic chitter and ‘skree’ noise came from Gigan’s beak as he’d mention it.

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//Hey hey hey!!! So I’ve got me some new muses, I do! OC Kaijus/Titans! They’re all listed on my Muse page! They are Lady Sadiria, Toriphian, and Brutalus!

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The Right Hand of the King || Closed

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kotmuses‌:

A heavy sigh came from the lumbering three-headed dragon. He’d been resting in this cave for what felt like months now! It probably was given that grass and moss had started to form around certain parts of his body. It was disgusting in all honesty but Ghidorah only had so much energy right now. He needed to conserve. Even if it meant letting the plant life here overtake his form for a while.

His mind wandered back to that painful defeat at the hands of Godzilla. There had been close calls between each other throughout human history. But this one? This one had been the absolute worst. He considered himself lucky to have made it.

All three heads shot up in alarm as he heard the call. Could it be? No…

With what energy he had, Ghidorah pushed himself up and clambered his way out of the cavern. Golden eyes squinted as the sun glared into his orbs. Once it all cleared, Gigan’s form was visible in front of him. A cackle parted from the dragon’s as he moved forward.

“Gigan! It’s about time you arrived.” His gaze shifted around before ushering the cybernetic monster to follow. “Into the cave with me. Their eyes are everywhere.”

After Gigan had shouted out his arrival, he’d wait a few moments to look around. “Eh, he ain’ ‘ere? Ah well, guess ah’ll look ‘round else--” but then he’d see the three serpentine heads slithering out of a nearby cavern, and his beak split into a wide smile. “Boss-man! Oh ah knew ye’d be ‘ere, preparin’ ta tear up ‘da place with me!” he’d exclaim, before being ushered inside.

 “Oh, ‘dey seein’ us now? ‘Dis species omniscient or sumthin’?” he’d ask as he’d quickly hobble himself inside the cavern, following his King as he’d give Ghidorah a firm, yet friendly pat on the back. “So wha’cha been up to, boss-man? Just preppin’ fer ‘dis world’s ruinin’?”

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kaijusanddinos‌:

“Well now that you have seen me what will you do now?” Godzilla huffed

“... Ah d’nno.” Gigan shrugs as he just slouches himself against a nearby mountain, sickle-arms crossing. “Ah mean, could jus’ get back out ‘dere an’ start wreakin’ havoc on m’own. But it ain’ that much more fun... an’ I dun’ get paid by someone.” he huffs. “So! Ah think I’s just gonna be slackin’ off here fer a while!”

“Nice island ‘dis is by th’ way. Yer home or somethin’? Oh, an’ my name’s Gigan.”

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The Right Hand of the King || Closed

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Finally, ‘Earth’. That’s what he had called it right, ‘Planet Earth’? Whatever, it just looked like any run-down backwater lump of rock they had been to. Each and every planet, it had been the same. Show up, kill whatever Titans lived on the planet, destroy the population, leave, rinse and repeat. But for some reason... Gigan felt that this time was to be different.

Bursting through the planet’s atmosphere, and plummeting down towards what he had registered to be Ghidorah’s location, the space Titan would land and observe his surroundings. Ugh, an awfully green planet, this. Well, it’d soon change. Rearing his head back, he’d let out his screeching roar, announcing his presence. But to Ghidorah, and other Titans, it’d sound like this;

 “BOOOOOSSSS~! Ah’m ‘ere t’help ya kick ass an’ slice up some Titans~!”

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@kaijusanddinos || Continued from here

Gigan felt a bit personally jabbed by that comment, and made no attempt to show it; “Oi! Don’ya judge a kaiju with ya first glance, bucko!” he snaps back, clinking his sickle-arms together twice. “If m’boss ‘ad still been ‘round, you’d be mince meat by now, y’hear?!”

“... Buuuuut, seein’ as Mr. Three-’Eads is no longer ‘round, ‘dere’s no real reason fer me t’fight ya, eitha’.” he then says all of a sudden, standing down. “Jus’ wanted t’get a look at the guy who kicked his sorry ass.”

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Let’s Try This Again... || Closed

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 “A’ight Gigan... ‘dis is ‘da plan... get on ‘da girl’s gud side, a’ight? An’ then, MAYBE she won’ turn yer brain inta a pile’a fried circuits an’ goop!”

Gigan thought to himself as he once more landed in the city where he had encountered the girl Madison. He had no idea how she had been able to fry his brain last time, but he was not about to tempt fate and get another serving! So, instead, he would simply... walk through the town, trying his best not to bump into buildings...

Easier said than done.

 “G-Ghaagh-- Fuckin’-- Sonuva-- sorry, comin’ through! Geez, why tha fuck do ‘umies hafta build so fuckin’ tight an’ packed?!” he complained out loud.