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I’m moving!
Well, I’m moving all of my writing stuff to my main blog to save time with blog management when I start uni at the end of the month! I’ll still be writing, but any updates will now be found here!
I’m moving!
Well, I’m moving all of my writing stuff to my main blog to save time with blog management when I start uni at the end of the month! I’ll still be writing, but any updates will now be found here!
I’m moving!
Well, I’m moving all of my writing stuff to my main blog to save time with blog management when I start uni at the end of the month! I’ll still be writing, but any updates will now be found here!
I’m moving!
Well, I’m moving all of my writing stuff to my main blog to save time with blog management when I start uni at the end of the month! I’ll still be writing, but any updates will now be found here!
I’m moving!
Well, I’m moving all of my writing stuff to my main blog to save time with blog management when I start uni at the end of the month! I’ll still be writing, but any updates will now be found here!
I’m moving!
Well, I’m moving all of my writing stuff to my main blog to save time with blog management when I start uni at the end of the month! I’ll still be writing, but any updates will now be found here!
I’m moving!
Well, I’m moving all of my writing stuff to my main blog to save time with blog management when I start uni at the end of the month! I’ll still be writing, but any updates will now be found here!
I’m moving!
Well, I’m moving all of my writing stuff to my main blog to save time with blog management when I start uni at the end of the month! I’ll still be writing, but any updates will now be found here!
Imagine a frisky, bored Bilbo sending Thorin a platter of eclairs when he's been in meetings too long.
Thorin pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed, it had been a long enough day already, although this was his was meeting it was dragging on. No one could agree on any of the proposals, people were starting to raise their voices, he could feel the beginnings of a headache forming. Many who were not directly involved in any of the decision making had left at some point, including Bilbo. Thorin glanced at the empty chair to his right. Bilbo would have had this sorted at least an hour ago.
Almost as if the hobbit knew Thorin was thinking of him, the door at the far end of the room opened and in walked Bilbo carrying a large platter of éclairs. Everyone turned to watch him make his way to the head of the table and place the food in from of Thorin, inviting him to take one.
“You missed lunch, I thought you might me hungry.” Bilbo explained, gesturing again at the cream filled pastries.
“I’m not going to eat all of these.” Thorin replied quietly, as he leaned forward he shot a weary look at the dwarves, elves and men also sat around the table watching the interaction with great interest.
The hobbit sighed and rolled his eyes. “They’re not all for you, just because you’re King doesn’t mean you can’t share.” He grinned then. “But you do get to choose first.”
Thorin stared at his husband for a second, then, without looking away, picked an éclair from the top of the great pile. Bilbo made his way around the table, making polite small talk with everyone as he handed out the food, when the platter was empty save for a single sweet, he sauntered back to Thorins side and placed a kiss on his cheek.
“Don’t be too long,” he whispered into the Kings ear. “I’m bored and I miss you.”
“I’ll try and wrap this up soon.” Thorin promised.
Bilbo gave a small hum of approval and walked back to the door, when he reached it, he peered over his shoulder and caught Thorins eye just as he took a bite of his food. The hobbit picked up the remaining éclair from the platter in his hand and ran his tongue along the length of it before taking a bite. Thorin stared, a small amount of cream sat on Bilbos lip, though it didn’t stay there for long. That tongue darted out again and licked it away in a slow, sweeping movement.
Thorin tried to swallow the food in his mouth, but his throat had dried up and he ended up choking on it instead. By the time he managed to compose himself, Bilbo had gone, but his silvery laughter could be heard echoing down the hallway.
- Vodka Aunt Boromir
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SECRET LESBIANS WEEK
(this time its not a joke)
We all love the secret lesbian relationship of Kili and Tauriel! (Kili is totally a female dwarf in disguise)
Starting on September 13th and ending on September 19th!
7 themes for 7 days:
1) Fluff 2) Cultural Differences 3) Modern AU 4) Date Ideas 5) Not-So-Secret Lesbians (Coming Out/Meet The Parents) 6) BotFA Grief 7) Anything you want! Tag prompts with #secretlesbianskilielprompt Tag any works with #secretlesbianskiliel We will be doing a round up and reblogging everying!
newlife-oldsoul replied to your post “Ikea”
I'm dyin rn. I can't believe what I just read.
idek, it all feels like some weird dream to me
ninayasmijn replied to your post “Ikea”
MOO WHY I WAS HAPPY I MISSED IT oh my god
i was riding a wave of madness
They left, I stayed.
Not my best writing, but I’ve hurt the hobbit hell trash squad with it so here we go.
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It’s a quiet night in the royal halls of Erebor when Dís wakes, which is why she doesn’t know why she is awake. What woke her? In the past it would’ve been her sons antics. Or the yelling of Thorin when he had a nightmare. But there were none of these sounds. It was as silent as the dead.
She stared up at her sparkling ceiling. She was wide awake, nothing felt as if she had just woken from a deep sleep. She did notice how anger and guilt and sorrow had filled her whole chest for one second after she woke, and disappeared as soon as it had come.
After laying awake for a while she decided this wouldn’t do, got out of bed and wrapped her shawl around her body. She started to walk, her feet led her and she followed.
Dís suddenly halted, did she hear crying? Who would be crying on the training grounds in the middle of the night? She concentrated and anguish filled her so suddenly and short she reeled from the strength.
She should’ve known.
She should’ve
It was all what she thought as Thorin was curled up in in a miserable heap, sweating, crying and shaking. He was whispering what sounded to her ears as
“Why me? Oh Mahal why me?”
It sounded heartbroken and raw with feeling.
“Bilbo
Fíli
Kíli
Frerin
Dwalin
Balin.”
It was a mantra of words that kept being repeated. Suddenly anger filled the room and Thorin charged at her, eyes blind with rage, guilt, sorrow and grief. She grabbed the nearest sword and disarmed him. He was tired and sloppy.
“Thorin.” She said soothingly and all the emotions went to a lower pit in his eyes.
“Dís.” He choked and she embraced him.
They stood there all night.
kingunder221b replied to your post:Ikea
Moo, why? Why did u do this?
omg i’m so sorry, the whole thordalf thing is a trainwreck lmao
the-fandoms-are-fucked-up replied to your post:Ikea
Andalusa why
I wish I could say I was actually sorry, but this is too hilarious
Ikea
The overhead lights switched off, one by one, Thorin was plunged into darkness as he stood amongst the beds. Confused, he pulled his phone out of his pocket to check the time and then looked around frantically to try and spot his shopping companion. They had recently bought a flat together and were looking to pick up some cheap furniture from Ikea, apparently they had lingered too long. The distant buzz and clunk was probably the door being locked.
Thorin felt the air behind him shift and a hand lightly grasp his hip. He turned to face Gandalf, his blue eyes sparkled with mischief. The much taller man leaned down to whisper into Thorin's ear.
"Looks like it's just the two of us." Gandalf murmured with a sly grin. "I can think of more than one way to pass the time." He stepped forward causing Thorin to move backwards until his legs hit the side of a bed. All it took was a small push from Gandalf and the dark haired man was sprawled on his back.
IT’S WHAT EVERYONE’S BEEN WAITING FOR!!!! THORIN/GANDALF WEEK ON TUMBLR.
from the dates august 23-29, THORDALF WEEK will be in full progression! Post your fics, fanart, playlists, graphics, gifs, all dedicated to the one and only ship of THORINXGANDALF!!!
tag your posts #thordalf or #oakenhame or #greyshield, and tag your prompts #thordalfprompt. tag all your posts #thordalfweek.
challenges:
7 fics in 7 days
day 1: intimacy
day 2: fluff
day 3: on the road
day 4: smut
day 5: one au
day 6: death
day 7: objects
more coming soon!
happy shipping!!!!!
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Hey! I saw that it's fan fiction author appreciation day, so I wanted to drop you a quick note to say thank you for sharing your writing!!!
Thank you so much nonny!