Considering creating a blog where I just discuss all the weird shit that happens to me
Like when I got locked in a zoo one night
The time I knocked myself out during musical
When I accidentally ended up giving a speech at a major town event because I thought I was just signing up for a field trip
The time I accidentally created a well known within the community library club that gave people lots of good things to put on their college application...all because I wanted to talk to someone about a book I liked (I graduated 2 years ago and as far as I know the club still exists though it is not considered an official club still???)
The time I met a woman who claimed to be an angel and thought my best friend was a witch
The time I smacked an elderly man in the head during a a college volleyball game
The time I got stalked by a homeless man and ended up with bodyguards who brought knives to church
The time I accidentally walked into a Nazi's house and my Jewish mother had to get me out while they sang praises about my aryan features
The time my whole family forgot my sister at home and almost recreated Home Alone
The time I beat a girl up and got away with it because I'm cool like that (meaning I ate lunch with the teachers and played nice so they all liked me)
The time a lady at Walmart let me illegally buy meds while I was "underage" (she didn't believe I was 19 and thought she was being "cool") (also this happened twice)
The time I ended up winning an FBI sanctioned project by accident because I was bored and thought it was just a fun game
The time I almost got a teacher fired from his job through sheer pettiness (his reputation was trashed though)
The time I had to scream at a teacher and call him Dr Disney so he'danswer an important medical question on a field trip, and then later almost got him fired through sheer pettiness
The time I accidentally ended a 5 year relationship (actually proud of this one)
The time when I was a new kid in school and accidentally ended up teaching my english class for an entire quarter because my teacher found out I knew more about Greek mythology than she did
The time I accidentally ended up in Marching Band because my mom was high school friends with the director, note, I can't read music, nor did I play any instrument besides the guitar
The time I ended up being the only bell player in marching band and due to not being able to read music, ended up writing my own parts, including my solos
The time I marched on a fractured knee because it was numb so I thought it was fine
The time I got into a major car accident, ended up in a car full of like 15 puppies, ended up at a hospital where they forgot about me so I just checked myself out, and then went to marching band camp 2 days later
The time I became bffs with the school security guards because they like music and I sang Wonderwall at a talent show, this became big because they literally let me get away with anything
The time I took a bitchy lady to court over a car accident she blamed on me with help from a dirty cop and I totally destroyed them both (it was beautiful)
The time my friends realized that I, a 5'4 scrawny blonde girl, was actually a badass
The time during a forensics college class that I managed to prove a better shot than all the guys in the class and ultimately became my professors favorite student (and the boys least favorite)
The time I gave speeches on Mothman, Aliens, and a Buzzfeed Unsolved episode in a college class and became that professors favorite student
The time I almost got beat up by a coworker and received several death threats working there
The time I accidentally called the cops while closing a store
The time a guy I barely knew proposed to me
The time I became a skilled college level volleyball player out of sheer pettiness
The time I became bffs with a biker gang at age 14
And all my awkward and weird exchanges with complete strangers (courtesy of moving around a LOT, living in a tourist town, working in customer service, being considered "cute", and being ADHD)
I've lived a strange life...should I make it a blog or a vlog????