orland-hoe

lyzzie | 19 the only true meme is the face michael park made at me when i tried to talk to him

[thebootydiaries]

just turned 20; no jokes allowed from here on out .if i see 1 post without a semicolon or the word “economy” i will NOT hesitate to block .

[greelin]

no offense but sweet dreams are literally made of this and.. who am i to disagree

[assigned-cryptid-at-birth]

op literally travelled the world and the seven seas but go off I guess

[linz3-deactivated20180909]

Everyone in this post is looking for something

[jay-berd]

if you were a “gifted kid” in elementary theres an 100% chance youre gay and depressed now

[cicadianrhythm]

PRO TIP:

sleep sometimes

[xekstrin]

#eat something if you’re feeling wild

[pimby]

you've been hit by, you've been struck by

the fear that you’re unloveable and you’ll die alone

[dumb-dog-reblog]

Ow

[grantairefanclub-remade]

one of the first things i learned in theatre was audience etiquette y’all all need to learn it too!!! theatre companies work their asses off to entertain you you BETTER respect them

[mycaptaintazer]

I’ve never identified with something more than this

[thursday]

Me: I don’t have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

[literaphobe]

me, oversharing on the internet about my issues

[toddhowardxreader]

[demilypyro]

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

what college do you go to?

Dumbass Bitch University

[sdklsrjkwejrwe403rw3fdfd-deacti]

my last three brain cells 

[xeppeli]

sigmund freud made all that shit up for the views

[homoz]

Everyone Wants to Fuck Their Mom (NOT CLICKBAIT)

[beachdeath]

hell? empty. all the devils? here.

[beachdeath]

omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

Hell: empty Devils: here Dick: out

[bidilfs]

it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

[brockianultracricket]

I am forcibly removed from the stage, pursued by a bear

[connotativewords]

Could really use some coffee, a good playlist, a tattoo, and a plane ticket.