Raevn The Bloody

Where the fallen find safe haven in a world that pulls back in fear. Welcome, my brothers and sisters from on high. May you find shelter beneath my bloody wings. 32 GNC/Trans Any pronouns but prefer Neutral/Femme Call me Autumn, please.

[libraford]

Today's friend

[saiyanheretic]

look at this little guy! that vibrant color! that tasteful roundness! that spiny tail!

[libraford]

Truly a perfect dude.

[papayajuan2019]

counter argument: nuh uh

[ishimarukiyotaka]

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

[ishimarukiyotaka]

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Only the KINGPIN OF CRIME can solve problems by hiring a lunatic who does Scooby Doo Terrorism!

[dappercat123]

And then once kingpin becomes the larger corporation just will destroy that! It’s a great strategy

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Step One: Hire Ghost

Step Two: Terrorism Step Three: PROFIT!

Step Four: Ghost now gonna do a terrorism at YOU

Step Five: ????????????????????

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"You horny idiots aren't going to get any exploring done, are you?"

[dappercat123]

These metaphors are too subtle.

[nitpickspot]

Metaphor implies there's a second meaning.

It'd be less obvious if they were already fucking on the table

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

GIVE EM TIME :D

[thememedaddy]

[grimeclown]

This is a fucking new one

[tchaikovskaya]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 I love Miracle Molly so much <3

My second favorite Tynion creation at DC, after The Gardener <3

Batman: Doesn't it make you feel bad that you could be stealing from your own parents?

Miracle Molly: PFFFTTTTT

NO

SUCKS FOR THEM TO SUCK, BITCH

[littlemissonewhoisall]

Can’t fucking stand the way she talks about them, tbh. They’re hated for doing important work that benefits everyone and people always forget that they have families that care about them.

So I think it’s really unfair to compare them to rich people. Vultures deserve more respect.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You had us going in that first half :D

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Cream is gonna punch the Legion of Doom into the future <3

[adeadphish]

This crossover keeps getting better with each new issue. It is delightful as fuck!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SO CUTE :D

[adeadphish]

Cheese's little Krypto costume is sending me

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Big the Cat as Aquaman is genius :D

[monroejigsaw]

The other team ups are pure genius too

Batman and shadow (obviously)

Sonic and The Flash (of course lol)

And i think they paired Amy with Wonder Woman?

Oh my god I didn't know they basically became best friends and Amy actually got to go to Themyscira!

...oh yeah and sliver got paired with green lantern 😆

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Amy and Wonder Woman teaming up is SO ADORABLES :D

[firwalker]

Not only does this all make sense but amy and wonderwoman are a great team up and I love bruce amd shadow it's just kinda sweet.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"I'm gonna befriend this DEPRESSED CRITTER"

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[kaijufluffs]

The long awaited sequel.

[sandersstudies]

We were doing an activity where the kids got to make a playbill for a musical about themselves and all the other kids were like “character list: mommy, daddy, me, my brother, my best friend” “scenes: I get a puppy, first day of school, my baby sister is born”

But one little girl was like “oh, it’s a musical about ME you say” and the character list was all the other girls in the class cast as her body parts, and a story about how her body works.

“Kaylee is nice so she will be the heart. Lily is my kidneys. Sapphire is the lungs.”

She surreptitiously showed me that the girl who kept taking the crayons she was using was cast specifically as “left buttcheek” and I had to pretend like that wasn’t the funniest thing I’d ever seen.

[dragosballz]

movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead

[inertial-reel]

No but you don't understand. Rocking up to Welding class with 100% barbie pink tools is such a POWER MOVE.

"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"

"... didn't know it was yours..."

(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"

"...no..."

Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"

(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)

"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"

"...Ok, fair enough."

Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)

Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck

Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers

Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)

Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)

Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.

Gimme plzzz

[kla1991]

Proposal: She takes her car to a mechanic and it's beat for beat like the original movie scene at the dress shop, where the mechanic *tries* to rip her off and she nods along and then eviscerates her with precise technical details.

The rest of Elle's class now shun that mechanics' shop and tell everyone else to as well, so that place ends up going out of businesss, which allows someone else in the class to open up a sparkling pink and perfectly trustworthy shop of his own.

[predishthefish]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beardedmrbean]

[the-punforgiven]

[thestuffedalligator]

“Toymaker” as a job description in fairy tale fiction is one of my favourite bullshit occupations. “Dollmaker” is fine, “carpenter who makes wooden toys as a side hustle between jobs” is fine, but so many stories have a character whose entire occupation is described as “toymaker” and is heavily implied if not explicitly confirmed to have made all of the toys in their shop, from wood boats to plush animals to porcelain dolls to music boxes to tin soldiers, all made under the tiny hammer of one person.

And it’s not impossible for one person to be at once a highly talented seamstress and tinsmith and carpenter and clockwork engineer and every other talent in the world that would allow you to build everything from china dolls to rocking horses, but to be all that and then single-handedly supply the whole stock of an entire toy store? In a rural whimsical little fairy tale village?? By themselves???

[thestuffedalligator]

#toymakers are in many ways the van helsings of whimsy. (via @mordredsheart)

[byjove]

suspicious…