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ambatya

fairycosmos

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

merchantphoto

our enhanced photo of Jamie Farr as Corporal Maxwell Klinger on M*A*S*H warming his hands by a fire

teslafactory

this is the most tumblrified man to have ever existed

teashoesandhair

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

joseopher-deactivated20260418

(about a problematic ship) actually i think the power dynamics should get more unbalanced and they should have less respect for each other's autonomy and they should violate more boundaries and commucate worse and fuse together in a tangled mass of tragedy until the lines between them blur and vanish and they are one single unified embodiment of unending worship

holythefirm

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

salieri-antonio

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

wolfi-amadeus-mozart

Hm...I may steal that for my own bio

Danke schön, Herr Salieri!

salieri-antonio

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

holythefirm

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

vintage-tigre

valtsv

demonic possession is a decent trope but you know what's even better? demonic cohabitation. just 2 people sharing the same body and both being the world's worst roommate about it.

valtsv

the demon sharing a body with me: *looking at my depression meal in horror* we... are NOT eating that

me: oh so you can eat the souls of the innocent but you're too good for leftover spaghetti huh

valtsv

*fights the demon living in my body over whose turn it is to answer the phone*

willis-is-the-aroace-boylife

every day that passes a completely unsuspecting person recreates malevolent out of thin air

bogleech

There are fake dragonflies they sell to scare away horseflies and there's a great image that goes with them

burgerdotcom

reblogs were off

theehorsepusssy

wizardgender

2 kinds of tumblr users

smiggles

Dinner time fellas

smiggles

That bitch didnt stand a chance

h0lyshift

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

melyzard

Did you know that soda machines at restaurants and movie theaters spy on you? That most common new cars now record your sexual preferences and send it to the manufacturer (and also data about anyone who also gets in your car, walks by your car, and maybe happens to be within visual range of your car)? That grocery stores are trying to force customers to download an app to scan barcodes on shelves instead of putting up prices, so the app can scan the phone, decide how much that customer should be squeezed for, and adjust the price? That more and more innocent people are being sent to jail for crimes committed hundreds of miles away because an AI facial recognition algorithm spit their faces out and the cops didn't bother to do the most basic of checks?

I am not uptight about privacy because I'm hiding something. I'm uptight about it because the people who dismiss my right to privacy are dangerous to you and me and our families, personally, all the time.

And often, they are assholes, too.