walking biohazard

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[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[oysters-aint-for-me]

taking my jestosterone bc i’m a fool

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[aphrostiel]

scully doodle <3

[things-that-are-not-true]

i just bought a toyota speck for $0.003

[freakoutgirl]

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

[greedysadistdaddi]

This blog is anti chatgpt and pro breeding kink without the pregnancy part

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

shoutout to this depressed 15 year old girl on urban dictionary i hope her birthday was nice

[jaydove-writes]

Save this for June 5th to wish her a happy birthday

[bramblepatch]

The thing is you can have a grassy lawn or even a golf course without it being an ecological disaster, you just have to a: be cool about having the occasional non-grass plant in the mix and b: be willing to live in a climate that supports grass without irrigation.

[bramblepatch]

Golf courses in California are an abomination which is why the sport was in fact invented in Scotland.

[abstrusetheorist]

I always thought that golf as a sport should be adapted to the local native landscape. I think this will encourage regional pride when local golfers completely trounce visitors at Swamp Golf, Desert Golf, Forest Golf, etc. Rich tourists will be pressured to travel extensively to experience all forms of golf, instead of staying in their backyard country club golf courses. Internet discourse will probably somehow get worse but I think this is a small price to pay.

[only-cat-memes]

[transfemme-shelterdog]

A reminder for those who need it

[hyade]

– He is a lone wolf. – One that is wounded. And now he will leave tracks. Le Samouraï (Jean-Pierre Melville, 1967)

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[taurzza]

commission for @chapel-of-filth

[titsay]