Angery Tristan

Sad punk boy trying to live cos best life. 24yr old Co/Cos or He/Him. Crystal Witch and Body Piercer pfp https://picrew.me/share?cd=VZR67ooYoU

[sonic-gems-collection]

struggling to figure out how tumblr is losing money

[spiteswallow]

[cipheramnesia]

The opposite of "there's an XKCD strip for this" has got to be "what the fuck do you mean there's an Achewood strip for this," less common, more alarming.

[senatortedcruz]

[capacity2]

And a vintage chypre

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[livesuffer]

please do not engage i am better as a concept

[lakemojave]

REPOST THIS SHAMBLER INSTANTLY

[sheikonfleek]

“You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become” - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett

[captainlordauditor]

it’s seasonal lads

[captainlordauditor]

IT’S SEASONAL AGAIN LADS

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

‘Tis the season so I’ll reblog my absolute favorite Terry Pratchett quote ever

Happy holidays folks

[otatma]

welp

[variablejabberwocky]

#The wisdom#The kind that sits on your chest heavily#And you don’t so much get over it as you learn to keep existing with its weight

[girlnephew]

[env0]

[grasswyrm]

Been getting really into orange juice lately

[grasswyrm]

#myjuice

[nyaa]

horse with a dvd player on its back 2006-03-21

[r0zeclawz]

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

[r0zeclawz]

if this gets more notes than the memedaddy repost it would be really funny actually

[chivalfairy]

NOT gonna say this again!! A CYBORG is something PARTIALLY ROBOTIC. An ANDROID is something that is FULLY ROBOTIC, MADE TO LOOK HUMAN. A ROBOT is FULLY ROBOTIC and NOT DESIGNED TO LOOK HUMAN!!

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

why then it’s GREASED LIGHTNIN’!!!!

[pukicho]

I like loosening important looking screws and bolts from various vehicles and buildings whenever I go outside.

[flynntus]

Does this have any negative consequences?

[pukicho]

Believe it or not, yes.

[bloodiegawz]

well at least im not 11 or 12 or 13 or 14 or 15 or 16 or 17 or 18 or one of those awful years

[johnathandarksouls]

Fie, I remember my teen years, t’was when I was a squire. Terrible thing those years. I am Johnathan Darksouls

[bloodiegawz]

i know you always have my back johnathan darksouls

[urbaneurban]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[biomic]

LMAO

[coughloop]

Opening a cafe called "I Want You...." where when you walk in the barista just looks at you like this

And you're not allowed to order

[chumpodile]

I've still never done real commissions I've only done shit like this