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@angstylocalace
Quartz is the powerhouse of the spell.
Iām screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh
this video is what dnd feels like
Is there rly any softer scene than when o'malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy š„š
This Is Love šš
Not to mention when he found she had kids, he was thrown for a second, then proceeded to not only still help her, but dote on them too.
āNot all menā youāre right, Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas OāMalley would never.
Honestly? Biggest cultural shock of my life and biggest mood ever
There is some good in this world, Mister Frodo, and it is worth fighting for.
Accurate
this roast is so good it reached into the future and dragged movies that werenāt even in development yet
did I ever tell you guys how I lost the most overtly religious friend Iāve ever had because she insisted I was hellbound over a pair of jeans
apparently not by your reactions SO letās talk about emilyĀ
emily was catholic and found it really, really important that you knew that
she was discrete for the most part (sign of the cross before meals and blushing when the lordās name was said in vain sorts of things) but she had a habit of berating people for politely declining her invitations to her church services and was sort of a pain in the ass about it at times but thatās beside the pointĀ
we were friends for about two and a half years
and then she borrowed a pair of my jeans.
now these jeansĀ
were not just any pair of jeansĀ
they were lucky brand jeans and the nicest jeans I owned at the time, but I was always cool with letting people borrow things when they really needed themĀ
so this fateful day rolls around and emily is freaking out because she tore her skirt (as in straight up the back, mortifyingly torn) while we were out for coffee waiting for her other friend to pick her up because she was going on a weekend trip with this other friendās (even more religious) family and her only other option was a pair of starchy pants that would absolutely suck to sit comfortably in for a five hour drive
so I do what any good friend would do and give her the extra pair of jeans I have in my car
which are my luckys
now I didnāt think anything of it and just assumed Iād done a great service here rightĀ
but flash forward three daysĀ
and she comes backĀ
and doesnāt sayĀ
anythingĀ
just hands me the jeansĀ
pivotsĀ
and walks awayĀ
so naturally Iām like??????????
so she proceeds to send me a text the next day saying that I made her look horrible to her friendās mom because she nicely offered to wash the jeans before returning them and thatās right around the time I remember that Lucky brand jeans Ā have a lovely little note on the fly
they look like this
and then you unzip them and
so thatās the story of how my catholic friend stopped talking to me because I accidentally tainted her social life with my subtle sexual vicious trollop jeansĀ
That is both terrible, and absolutely fucking hilarious
Mads Mikkelsen is such an anomaly as an actor?? and a human being in general????
He doesnāt remember SHIT about filming Casino Royale (he didnāt even REALIZE he was auditioning for a part in the first place, he said he just literally walked in and instantly got the job?! To the point Daniel Craig borderline interrogated him for how he got cast so easily, considering he had to undergo MULTIPLE AUDITIONS before he got cast himself??)
He wasnāt overwhelmingly interested in NBC Hannibalās lead role until he found out that long-time bestie Hugh Dancy was already cast as the other lead (HUGH TOO. He hyped himself up for having Mads as his co-star, forgot that decision wasnāt up to him, then sat anxiously by his phone for confirmation from the network. NERD. NERDS. BOTH OF THEM).
āYou should make a movie in Denmark!ā, i.e. Madsā drunken solution to ensure he and Hugh could hang out more often because they live in different countries. What a darling.
According to Janice Poon, heāll eat anything. No matter how gross. Including frigid bone marrow with a straight face.
And then he only hopped onto Death Stranding because his son, a prolific gamer, recognized what a huge deal Hideo Kojima is and told him he had to⦠Carl Jacobsen Mikkelsen has the sort of power we can only dream of.
He was pretty much entirely unfamiliar with Star Wars before he was cast as Galen Erso (I distinctly recall him grimacing in the bg during a cast interview when asked if theyāve watched their new film yet, with Ben Mendelsohn giving him a very pointed knowing smirk because he KNEW. HE KNEW MADS HADNāT SEEN IT YET-) and spent plenty of time failing quite miserably at SW trivia games with the cast.
Then that one interview where he casually cracks a bottle of liquor open on camera. What an icon.
And correct me if Iām wrong, but I believe a major reason he joined the cast of Dr. Strange was because he was going to be allowed to perform his own stunt and fight scenes?? I think the convo went something along the lines ofĀ āWill I get to fight?āĀ āYe-āĀ āOkā.
His female co-stars swoon at him. He literally causes hoards of his male co-stars to seriously begin questioning their sexuality.
If it wasnāt for his team heād probably show up to every award show in the latest neon adidas athletic wear.
Reminds his wife on a constant basis that sheās married to the sexiest man alive from like ten years ago or smth. I think Hanne said he even has the clipping stating so and sometimes pulls it out.
Is he even real???
Love cryptid discussions
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You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.
Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then sheās just like:Ā āIām on a diplomatic mission to Alderaanā
Vader: Youāre a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part
Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me??? Ā I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on thereā¦Ā
death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? itās more likely than you think
ādid chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?ā
friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if heĀ onlyĀ put his head down.
I want a Celebrity Obstacle Course show where all the pretty people can show off their hard stunt work for us and also occasionally eat it, because they need to be humbled sometimes. The judges would be career stunt people, to give them visibility, because they work even harder. Shirts optional.
You wouldnāt even finish the phrase āCelebrity Ninja Warriorā before Chris would start jumping up and doing yelling āMe! Me! Pick me!ā
Anyone know how to contact Netflix about this?
friendly reminder Chris did most of his stunts bc the stunt guys couldnāt move like him.
āOne thing we found, too, is Chris can run very fast. He also has a very unique run. Itās almost a dancerās run. And when we tried to double him for running, there was nobody who could run like him. They just didnāt have the same dynamics or the way he moves. He had to end up doing most of his running.ā
āWhat we also found, is that we had gymnasts come in to do things, and Chris could do the same stuff that they could do, but it would look like Chris Evans. When the body doubles or the gymnasts or the runners did it, it just didnāt look like him. He has such a unique way of moving, and he could pretty much do all of his own physical stuff that wasnāt dangerous. Like this shot right here, we had a gymnast do this, and Chris actually ended up doing it better. Thatās Chris here. He hops up on a tank and over a 12-foot wall. It looks effortless but itās not that easy!ā
āChris worked his butt off for four months doing gymnastics and stunt training so in a scene like this he could go toe-to-toe with Georges St-Pierre and make it look really credible. Once the helmet comes off, 95% of that is Chris, except obviously for that massive aerial kick that he does. I think he did a fantastic job.ā
gifs and commentary (blu-ray) above from @sherloques Rehearsal above from @dailymarvel
The really cool thing about Chris Evans is that heās a super talented, athletic guy. He retains things amazingly well. I mean, Iām blown away. I can show him a 15-punch fight two times, and heās got it. - Thomas Harper, Stunt Coordinator, CATWS
gifs & commentary from @bealeeve-me
gifs from @aguamanĀ
*happy sigh*
@littlesnowarrow
so we have these cookie jars that sit on top of the cupboard right. weāve had them for years. you can record yourself saying something so when you take the lid off you it will make a noise so you can hear if someone is stealing your cookies or something anyway anyway we have 3 of them. a pig, a cow, and an owl. now i was left alone one day. mum and dad at work, my brother at school and my sister at her boyfriends house. so i had a thought. what if i recorded myself screaming? so i did. in all 3 of them. all 3 different screams too. one was an excited shriek, one was a terrified scream, and one was a long shout. these cookie jars recorded up to 15 seconds, so i took FULL ADVANTAGE of that. nowā¦hereās the thingā¦i did that almost 3 years ago. and these cookie jars have been sitting on top of the cupboard collecting dust.
until today.
mumās painting the kitchen, so she had to take everything off the top of the cupboard. and uhā¦you know how battery powered thingsā¦start dying? theyā¦ā¦slowly run out of juice? she asked me to check inside one of the jars. the pig, to be exact. andā¦the pig was the terrified scream. i unsuspectingly opened the jar and as the lid came off the jar, i remembered what i did. but i didnāt remember in time, because in that next second, a fucking demon cry sounded from this Almost Dead Battery Powered Pig Cookie Jar. it was a sound i never want to hear again. everyone ran into the kitchen to see what that god awful sound was and i just stood there, holding this satanic wailing pig. i shut my eyes, and waited the full 15 seconds, until it was silent, before turning to my mum and handed her the pig, and then leaving the kitchen.
iāll admit iāve done some dumb things in my life, but nothing couldāve prepared me for the sound i heard today.
twitter user @ likewatercress speaks the truth
everyone @ thor: hey youāve been through so much grief and loss i donāt think a little breakās gonna hurt-Ā
thor:
summer mood
#what is shaggy wearingĀ (x)
holy shit shaggy is secretly jacked
Closeted chad.
Jacked? Damn straight, have you seen him with those weight lifting scenes?! He lifts it up like itās a feather!
Dude spends every week running for his life with a dog thatās got to be at least 100 lbs in his arms. Constant aerobic workout with weights, massive hunger, laid back attitude: heās an fighting-anime hero whose style is entirely built around escape and speed.Ā
According to season 1 episodes ofĀ Scooby-Doo, Where Are You, Shaggy is bothĀ āthe swingingest gymnast in schoolā, and a track & field athlete who is the fastest (human) in the gang. So, yes. Definitively canon.Ā
His appetite isnāt about being stoned, itās because heās a teenage jock.
Holy fuck
Sloths arenāt lazy; theyāre just saving their energy.Ā Today, that energy is released.
this is singlehandedly the scariest fucking post on this hellsite what the fuck
the sixth year gryffindor boys dorms must have been so awkward like imagine being in a situation where youāre bunking with a girlās ex boyfriend, current boyfriend, and older brother at the same time
slkdjflkdf like IMAGINE!!!! oh my godā¦like harry comes in with seconds to spare before curfew or whatever and ron like wants to know where he was and gets halfway through asking and then just trails off awkwardly and harry tries to laugh out of answering and deanās just like unabashedly sulking/glaring and whoever else is in there just watching the whole thing wanting to crawl out the window
I would like to point out that the other person in their room was seamus who had a massive crush on dean so it was worseĀ
Poor Neville
the most iconic moment in musical history is during a very potter musical when Voldemort jumps out of the cauldron and takes the first step and you hear that heās wearing tap shoes and you just Know whatās coming