Anime-Yokai

Yes.

[meme-theft]

[65-percent-puns]

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

[kinkshaming-butler]

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

[anachronic-cobra]

I’ve never seen the long version of this video before

[mothmanismyuncle]

mother i wish to throw hands. mother. moTHER—

[cipheramnesia]

1 800 R U SLAPPIN

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[mxsicc]

God fuckn shit this is a mess

[prof-grace-aspen]

Zero is actually kind of a weird number, since by itself, it’s… not a number. It’s the absence of a number, it’s nothing. But because it counts as an integer, and because dividing it by 2 also results in an integer (0 again), technically zero is even.

[lubricates]

Oh god I love tumblr HAHAHAHA

[mckitterick]

how appropriate this mess is back for Apocalypse 2020, the Year of the Worst Timeline, where everything is odd!

[captainsparklyfists-deactivated]

I cried laughed at this so many times, thank you for making my afternoon.

[ants-are-fascinating]

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

[kuroba101]

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

[glitterandgrunge]

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

[lazorsandparadox]

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

[silent-wordsmith]

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

[mister-christmas]

Ant 1: To the ant graveyard with you

Ant 2: But I’m not dead

Ant 1: You smell dead

Ant 2: Fair enough

[eric-coldfire]

Ant 1: “I thought you were dead.”

Ant 2, after acid wears off: “I got better.”

[ottermatopoeia]

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

[trepanties]

I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE

That is not funny

That is not cute

It is animal abuse

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE

Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.

You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.

And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable. 

[de4ct1v4t3d-deactivated20210506]

I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate

No one pulled the damn thing in

In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self

Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate

Its just a bird making a mistake and it’s fucking funny

It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ

[trepanties]

Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this.

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Guys those photos were fake, it was CGI, it was from that adam sandler movie jack an Jill

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 24th of february, 2012.

[fulltimeviking]

“listen here cum-slut” HMM??????

[i-will-later-regret-this]

People thought that was real?!

[virgil-is-a-cutie]

It clearly is fake from the movement

[catrinecat]

Og post, 2012.

Added video, 2015.

Comments on video, 3-6 years old from a quick glance.

[yaoi-blcd]

[thespectacularspider-girl]

I want a girlfriend like this

[probablybadrpgideas]

Instead of rolling dice, buy a copious amount of Chinese fortune cookies. Every time you need to roll, read aloud your fortune and let your Dungeon Master decide what it means.

[314eater]

THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

[darnacles-deactivated20150101]

AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

[314eater]

SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE

[evvae]

SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN

[mysterxon-archive-blog]

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

Aren’t you a bit young to be the head priest in a satanic cult?

Yes, yes I am.

[lesstalkingmorespanking-deactiv]

What’cha doooing?

[sixpenceee]

Teddy bear made with a face towel and rubber bands

Source                         

[retrogamingblog]

what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume

[kimveee]

The amount of work that went into this is amazing

[bixbiboom]

Travis: “Hey. I mean, what do we do?”

[Ronin offers a suggestion]

Travis: “Guess so. And have you told anybody else about this?”

[Ronin confirms he’s told others]

Travis: “Okay. You’re—you’re laying on my pinkies.”

[Ronin apologizes]

Travis: “And what are you gonna do next?!”

[Ronin is incredulous]

Travis: “Wha—I thought you were gonna do it!”

[Ronin insists it’s Travis’s turn]

Travis: “I’m not doing it, you’re the one who—I—I’m—you can’t put this on me, this is your res—oh. Uh. You can’t put this on me, it’s your responsibility!”

[Ronin has had enough of his father’s shit tonight]

Travis: “Well I’m sorry! I thought we were clear.”

Ronin: “Hey dada!”

Travis: “Hey Ronin!”

Ronin: “Hey da!”

[snoodle-soup-deactivated2024081]

I played Neko Atsume VR and my soul has been rejuvenated 

[snoodle-soup-deactivated2024081]

[ri-cha1]

“The way this little creature would fly towards the Sun”

[hogwartsandrec]

stay the fuck inside

[anime-yokai]

Fixed it.

[badjokesbyjeff]

An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman: “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”

“That’s just simple thievery,” the Irishman replied. “I’ll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”

The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says: “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.” The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick.

The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked two more times and after eating them again the owner says: “Okay my friend, where’s the magic trick?”

The Irishman then said: “Look in the Englishman’s pockets.”

[ceoofghosts]

Look Jeff you gotta change the username

[foxthebeekeeper]

A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!

I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.

[droct0]

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

[kitbulls]

[bitchwhoyoukiddin]

I feel this is an appropriate post to retell the time my dad got free bees (found an extra thrown swarm) but didn’t have any equipment to transport them, so he just grabbed the queen in a pint jar, let the other swarm into his Ford Escort, and drove down the highway to home with a swarm of bees loose in the car.

I would honestly die of delight to find someone who watched my dad (~72 white guy) driving down a major Illinois highway with a swarm of bees loose in the car just chillin.

I’m sorry, he’s just like that.

[jenifer-likes-pictures]

Imagine getting pulled over by the cops and just turning to the bees like Sic em gang

[daily-joker]

Thanks for ruining the funnest thing I had going. Now I don’t even feel like torturing him.

Joker finding out the Batman’s true identity in HARLEY QUINN Season 1 finale “The Final Joke”

[iamnotthecatladynextdoor]

Y’all are missing the best part

[drharleyquinn-medicinewoman]

I can’t breathe

[angrbodic]

WHERE’S HIS GODDAMN ELECTRIC CAR, BRUCE

[srsfunny]

Someone Should Talk To This Principal

[mother-teresa-with-a-dick-deact]

My school used to do this

Fuck them

[nevsky-shit]

Our school used to ask children who were late questions about maths, but those that they can’t answer yet. And then they made kids write down that they don’t know math. My 11yo classmate (who was always great at math) was crying after this.

[kuzuryuu-course]

Oh god, my elementary school was hell.

I remember this one music teacher who, for some reason, REALLY fucking hated autistic kids. I would know, because everyone in my weird therapy group was targeted while everyone else was ignored.

I saw her physically drag a kid out and threaten to get him suspended because he was to scared to dance solo in front of his peers. 

There was also “lunch detention,” and they didn’t fuck around with that. They didn’t isolate the students like that, they fucking shoved them in a separate room and forbade them from sitting together or talking. They slowly brought in several teachers and eventually the principal, and they all, one by one, told us that we were horrible, reprehensible people who would never be successful. 

And you wanna know HOW you got lunch detention? Not finishing your work on time, even if it was a one-time thing. 

[triggerwarned]

State sanctioned child abuse

[feels-by-the-foot]

‘Child abuse’ 

Y’all are insane. 

[rainbowloliofjustice]

It may not be child abuse but honestly, some of this shit is fucking insane and harmful to the students than it is helpful. 

[reasonandempathy]

I mean.

It is abuse.

Emotional Abuse is a thing