I'm a spoiled princess.

24, Virgo. Sad College girl, no doubt. words on my predictive text: Can I swing by for an oz? Beauty Tip:Wash your ass as much as your face. 👌

[eyeheartfarms]

Handpainted fruit teapots

(Etsy)

[robofroggy]

[communistbussy]

like to charge

reblog to cast

[realshinjiikari]

He literally tested positive for covid last night 😲

[communistbussy]

that’s why we’re giving this post power. gotta make the 2020 a reality.

[catchymemes]

[tell-the-stars-hello]

[drsloppysawbonesmd]

And the words of the prophets were written on the subway walls

[whitepeopletwitter]

[standards123]

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

[kind-cult]

this is what i imagine david karp does with his time considering that tumblr hasn’t been improved for about three odd years

[thebestoftumbling]

[keysmash-warrior-deactivated202]

NooOOO

[samojon]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[artkat]

HE’S FINE YOU GUYS 

(ask @spatialheather she told me so)

[obviousplant]

I installed a ‘Relationship Saving Station’ at Ikea to help keep couples from fighting.

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

The slip of paper says “This place is a maze. I can’t escape”

[jackteagle]

The Cheese Grater board design I created for Landyachtz came out.

[greelin]

anyone gonna tell ‘em that this is literally a widespread thing/happens everywhere outside the realm of longboarding and in-n-out

[goobra]

chaotic good

[bettycooper]

MYTH: Princesses don’t marry kitchen boys. 
 FALSE: They absolutely do.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i cant wait until quarantine is over so i can start really dressing again

[promethes]

white people can rb but keep your comments to yourself

[sergle]

sittin together

[noxsanguius-deactivated20250519]

Due to personal reasons,

It is now Halloween

🦇🕸🦂🕷🍁🍂🔪🎃🔮🎱🌚🌙🕯🗡⚰

[acnhhoe]

Please look at these photos my friend @towniecore on Twitter took of my island 🥺 I am SHOOK