puns. and ships. and one potato chip.

acearo. true neutral. LMAO apparently ppl are migrating back to tumblr but anw im @annapotterkiku across all platforms

[fearthhereaper]

[calisverse]

HBO's House of the Dragon (United States, 2022) Season One, Episode Nine

Tom Glynn-Carney as King Aegon II Targaryen

Aegon's coronation clothes, with the conqueror's crown and valyrian sword, Blackfyre.

[barbieaemond]

Aegon smiling at Jaehaerys | House of the Dragon S2E1 "A son for a son"

[erinmakesgifs]

Aegon II Targaryen + smiling for @legitalicat <3

[guerrillatech]

[revelware]

[vampirecatprince]

[simplymessingaboutinboats]

[writing-prompt-s]

Why were you chosen ? You seemed to get it wrong. You weren't chosen by gods, by destiny, or even by me. Out of 8.3 billions calls I sent, only you responded.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[relaxnotshaveeyebrows]

harrow the ninth Book Of All Time actually. gaslights the audience immediately. doesn’t answer any of the questions from the last book until like 300 pages in. complete perspective shift. complete tonal shift. god is making poe references and meme references in the same breath. blink and you’ll miss it lore drops that are actually critical to understanding what’s going on. so so much grief. Book Of All Time.

[oh-jod-dammit]

Hitting you with the full immersion of how disoriented Harrow is at all times. The PoV thing that functionally serves early on to distinguish the time periods(?) and also to act as a layer of depersonalization for Harrow, But Then...

Driving you absolutely feral wondering where the hell is Gideon and feeding you that One Single Line in chapter 3 of "There had been another girl who grew up alongside Harrow—but she had died before Harrow was born." (Which, crucially, turns out to be completely literal, too.)

And all the while... Well. One of my favorite things I've ever seen anyone say about this book was @again-thepommel describing the effect as: "What better way to make you feel the emptiness of loss than putting emptiness where the loss should be?"

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[starlightandtears]

Wow wtf HIV/AIDS was discovered by Flossie Wong-Staal, an Chinese-American woman, and she’s the reason the HIV test even exists. AND THEN she invented the molecular knife that lead to treatments for HIV/AIDS. And she’s STILL ALIVE. We don’t hear about the contributions of Women of Color enough, my word. Madness.

[vodcar]

Flossie Wong-Staal - Wikipedia

Flossie Wong-Staal - Wikipedia

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flossie_Wong-Staal

[yungcrybby-anonymousbosch666]

you can always tell a major breakthrough is made by a woman, a woc or any poc because it’s either completely ignored or never credited like it just happened by itself

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[orcboxer]

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

[annapotterkiku]

là tớ đây thiên thần bảo hộ của cậu đây hiiiiii 😇 okeh🙏 chả là. trong vòng sáu tháng nữa, cậu sẽ chết đói. 🥺 và nếu tớ không bảo vệ cậu thì tớ sẽ bị: #đuổiviệc! 🫢 như vậy là Không Được đâu nha 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Bởi vậy. 🙏 tớ đã tìm hiểu lý do làm cậu chết đói, và hóa ra: Cái chết của cậu thật sự có thể tránh khỏi! 😯 Ôi không! 😆 Thế giới này có đủ thức ăn để nuôi sống cậu mà không làm ảnh hưởng đến ai khác, nhưng cậu không được phép hưởng! 🤨 Tại sao nhỉiii? 🤷‍♀️ Hóa ra là, cái chết của cậu đã bị tính toán trước bởi một vạn thứ gọi là "cổ đông". Vậy nên. 🙏 tớ đã bắt đầu giết người,

[somafalls]

they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die

[couchnapping]

sie haben trans bitches hier, die haben so beschissene Namen wie The

[ayuppears]

A knight who remembered his vows.

A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS Novella illustrations by Gary Gianni

[onyxstorms]

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms not so subtle foreshadowing: Egg Edition

[isabellaofparma]

The spring rains have swollen many of our streams.