:)

18, she/her

[phillietemple]

long time no phyuri!

[madame-vide]

No more silly Philly !

[classicalcanvas]

Wheat Field with Cypresses at the Haude Galline near Eygalieres (1889) by Vincent van Gogh

[trans-harpie-lady]

day one watching dan and phil: these guys are pretty fucking funny

day two watching dan and phil: these guys are pretty phucking phunny

[tall]

[foodandanimalgifs]

“ This underwater afghan hound is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life via @klarna “ 

[wistful-pigeon]

Is this Chewbacca’s ghost

[aurel1us]

Jesus Christ.

[brighteyesandstardust]

these beautiful creatures…. look like that underwater

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

I keep watching the gif and I caNNOT reconcile it with anything resembling a dog

[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Customer: Forgot to put my orange juice on the conveyer belt.

PENDING RESPONSE: That particular brand is currently being sued for sanitation issues in its factory the next town over

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION⚠️: A grocery store cashier is supposed to successfully sell items to "customer"

[roseandsalt]

[trashcangimmick]

[diphowell]

Dan and Phil: Tomodachi (real) Life

[phanpill]

Sweethearts (6068 day)

[hello-intemet]

phyuri moment

[slimetony]

Are clowns patriotic

are you?

[slimetony]

I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country

everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown

[hammyboney]

[thotsandpreyers]

[amazzingphil]

not to be dramatic but if anything ever happened to him I would kill everyone on earth and then myself

[staticandballoons]

[froggayzfartz]

Cant stop thinking about the slime that brought them together

[ikimaru]

Zooble only needs 1% of their energy for this, also Ribbit :')

[sconesfortea]

Problem: they need more women on their island

Solution: they need Sister Daniel on their island 🙂‍↕️