*shakes elbows*

Annie C. This is honestly just a random mess of things I see.

[anniethethonker]

HAPPY SHREK DAY

@third-broparcelicito

@pantsareunwelcome thank you for your contribution to this holy holiday

[third-broparcelicito]

crying what is this

[anniethethonker]

😁

[anniethethonker]

You know when you’re looking up animated rats but someone walks behind you and you have to pretend you’re texting someone? No? Just me?

[anniethethonker]

i found the rat

[anniethethonker]

You know when you’re looking up animated rats but someone walks behind you and you have to pretend you’re texting someone? No? Just me?

[anniethethonker]

HAPPY SHREK DAY

@third-broparcelicito

@pantsareunwelcome thank you for your contribution to this holy holiday

[penniswise]

[dramaticuntsyndrome]

[idoquitelikebread]

@dear-ao3

[dear-ao3]

i bet they're taking him to four seasons total landscaping.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I planted a mushroom and it grew an e-book reader.

[anniethethonker]

@pomegranateofdeath

you would definitely do this

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[decadentstrangernacho]

Ugh I hate superstitions… … not that it stops me, of course

[thomosexual7]

Bagel

[brelliefreak-deactivated2025060]

I will do it alone because I have nothing to lose, maybe this shit works

[creativetrickster]

I’m glad Tumblr is more “reblog and good things happen” than “reblog or bad things happen”

[dingle-dee]

Eh why not

[radaverse]

I want good news too

[thatonesimp-e]

BAGELLLLLL

RAAAAA-

[memewhore]

[pomegranateofdeath]

@anniethethonker

[anniethethonker]

epitome

[anniethethonker]

Sangater, I never told you how I truly feel

You mean to me a great deal

You are my eternal sunshine

I hope you'll forever be mine

With our love combined everything is in reach

Our connection cannot be breached

I think we are the perfect match

Together our hearts can withstand any scratch

Being with you makes everything else so futile

Being with you makes life really worthwhile

I anxiously await our time ahead

For now, I keep dreaming of you instead

All of you is what I need

Together, we will succeed

I look forward to our next moment together

Even when it is raining it feels like the best weather

@third-broparcelicito

[anniethethonker]

Your skin glows like the watermelon, blossoms wild as the daffodil in the purest hope of spring.

My yearning heart rises to your guitar voice and leaps like a sangater at the whisper of your name, Biana Vacker.

The evening ascends in on a great chicken wing.

I am calmed by your brown socks that I carry into the twilight of boxbeams and hold next to my lungs.

I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of gatorade.

As my eyes fall from your eyes, I am reminded of your glasses.

In the hushed, I listen for the last whistle of the spring.

My heated heart breathes inside my foot. I wait in the crystal moonlight for your secret toes so that we may climb as one, heart to heart, in search of the glorious purple sensual shoe of love.

❤️❤️

[tulipfemme-deactivated20240718]

being girlunproductive in my girlbed as i girlrot away

[weaver-z]

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

[happiebirdie]

you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story

[doccywhomst]

ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

reblog if you’d open a cursed tomb before even considering opening tumblr live

[durbikins]

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

[eggtuna]

what the fuck

[ebsbestlife]

I just….?

[elusiveandincognito]

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

[poisonousquinzel]

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

[ID: a pair of outstretched hands, offering a chess piece. End ID]

[ghostdata]

[szabcs6]

Rule

[anniethethonker]

woof wpof rawr🦈

[hilariouslarry]

[anniethethonker]

hi bob