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Hum :333333 me and who ? (@puppysychotic on Reddit and Bluesky)

Awruff :333

#*approaches you with audacity to give you unsolicited puppygirl owning advice #about how you should train the bad habit of W-Sitting out of your puppygirl early before it damages her joints*#picture me wearing a fuckass green visor hat and capri pants #with my militantly trained puppygirl at my heels focused only on the treats in my front pocket

chongoblog

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

chongoblog

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

wordfather

collecting these

wordfather

HOW could i forget this classic

oldwindowsicons

Windows 10 - Disk Cleanup

seagrahm

everyone came together and agreed

virtualmentalitydeer

Must be so nice

irondive

guys we're running out of time

butchfagminotaur

lesphian

ok so we have confirmed:

dan’s jobs

dishwasher

picking up phil’s socks

closing cupboard doors

making coffee

talking to the builders

interior design

phil’s jobs

laundry

taxes

paying the mortgage

managing sponsorships

emotional support every time dan needs to talk to someone who isn’t a builder

bug removal

ostolero

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

sayaratyriea

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

mortimermcmirestinks

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

sobadbad

✨️ stretch marks ✨️

hrgifs

ilya + shane's chest

karvina

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.