welcome to my twisted aquarium!!!

ado - he/she/they - ask me abt my ocs

[anomalocarids]

ado - he/she/they - adult

i like fish & fossils & talking about my ocs 👍

currently in naddpod world. see #ado posts for my occasional liveblogging & various ramblings

mutuals/long time followers ask for my discord if u wanna chat!! im usually around LOL

[cosmicabsurdism]

hello i am a lesbian character from a mainstream tv show. yeah im pretty fem presenting! it would be so stereotypical if i presented masculine—don’t you know that stereotype? no, i dont have short hair, and of COURSE i shave! that’s another stereotype, that all us lesbians are gross and hairy in all the wrong places, so im being subversive. hah, male character, it is such a learning moment, you know, how you thought i was straight? what a lesson! we lesbians aren’t all gross and hairy and man-hating, some of us are real women. this is subversive. what a blow to the patriarchy!

[springselkie]

i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

[cringefail-clown]

two sentence horror story

[beguilingcorpse]

the best thing about rulette 2 is that i do think it adds substantial mechanical improvements to the game design of the first iteration — paul and sam as ‘players’ intended to follow and be called out on rules, interesting new rules/prompts/modifiers, the golden rule concept, etc. — but all of that slowly but surely becomes overshadowed by josh ruben landing by chance on all of the specific rules that transform him into a baby-themed tongue-heavy gyrating monster

[kyeree]

@sideblogdotjpeg still working on kill screen designs

[sideblogdotjpeg]

duck team at pride !

[kerink]

it's not fair that twitter's phm tag has a rocky emoji so i stole him for you all

[realpokemon]

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a ditto” boring, unoriginal, rooted in ableism, trite

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a Klingklang” better, still a conspiracy but paying dues to undervalued objectmon

“i think my boss is secretly Darkrai, Mythical Pokémon of Nightmares and Darkness” bingo

[azcity-digital-lanternflies]

[srdcovka]

WHAT

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

[goeticgalaxy]

wip comic for my jinmao swap au

[my-dailydreams]

[junietuesday]

sorry i just had to keep talking abt this. its just the way after the beautiful finale to their story of c1 and their brief interlude in c3, the band of boobs’ appearances have just been silly joke improv moments and oneshots and other noncanonical bits. and for all those noncanonical bits, ofc the purpose is to be funny and entertain, its not like perfect character integrity is important at all, the two crew just need to maintain the broad strokes of the characters enough for them to be recognizable and lovable to the audience.

and yet. AND YET. those “broad strokes”, the things that jake and emily maintain abt hardwon and moonshine as so fundamental that its just baked into how they play the characters regardless of context. seem to continue to be that hardwon and moonshine have this endless devotion to each other. that they have some kind of feelings for each other. that theyre never going to express to each other directly, but they Are simmering under the surface, esp highlighted whenever anyone else comes in and causes a ripple in their dynamic.

like. this mixed bag i was referencing in my tags “hardwon is gassing up moonshine into hitting on a flight attendant and there is no part of them that thinks you don’t want to be a part of this”. the bagging it with balnor where moonshine writes a radio play making herself and hardwon “ex-lovers” and hardwon goes “nice” as he reads the word. the potcedonia two-shot where theres that dragon rider lady who wants to be their third where moonshine keeps going like “we got this hardwon” and when the dragon rider asks if theyre already together hardwon just squeaks nervously. ive already made a whole post on the radio critty liveshow but for one thing moonshine hi-fiving hardwon after she thinks theyre both hooking up w triss 6 and going “damn hardwon i didnt know we shared like that” and hardwon admitting only to her that hes lying. and then when moonshine is actually in danger, hardwon goes crazy pulling out all the stops his action surge his luck points everything, and annihilating a whole swarm of foes in one turn and lifting a whole bus to rescue her.

and yes ofc its all bc its funny to make jokes abt moonshine and hardwon being attracted to each other and/or sharing women. but out of all the jokes they could make, they keep falling back on hardshine’s will-they-wont-they?? like they could easily just focus on other aspects of the characters if they didnt want to keep feeding the flames of hardshine, but they keep doing it!!! bc even in the absolute most goofy flanderized versions of the characters, they just wouldnt even be hardwon and moonshine anymore if they didnt have this love for each other!!!!!! emily axford jake hurwitz the choices you make continue to consume my whole entire brain!!!!!!!!!!!

[anomalocarids]

i truly do think that calder being a barrier between you and everyone else is so good. youre safe. it's just crowded that's it. and truly i think you just have to be brave and ask him to give you space if you need it. 1 is objectively the safest spot in my opinion

[anomalocarids]

zirk full chemistry set on the plane 😭

[anomalocarids]

finally got to see phm in theatres cried multiple times Life is good

[anomalocarids]

living vicariously through people mixed bag posting and Honestly the more i think abt it the more im willing to take the hardshine seat

[sideblogdotjpeg]

this is probably my favourite mixed bag episode AND FOR NO PERSONAL REASONS WHATSOEVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!