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[calvinandhobbes]

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[glasseschanler-berat]

I was laughing harder than the kids in the theatre during this particular moment. 

[koopattaque]

[anomnomnomhardcore-blog]

Late night Drabbles

Its been a while since I had a nice little rant. There is a lot going on right now and I could use a good vent session...

First, I leave for school in two days. I am BEYOND excited. This will be my first year living off campus, with 2 really great people. I am worried that my financial aid check will be smaller then I thought and ill starve. This was not a good summer for saving money. 

I may have drank a bit too much and ate and shopped a little too hard. Hopefully the little bit I did save will cover me long enough. I hate to say it but if this semester off campus financially doesn't work, I'm going back to dorm life. I know my roommate would be pissed but idk if I have other options. 

Money is a good 99% of all my problems.

So speaking of this semester. I want to challenge myself. I start my education part of my degree and I cant wait but i want to make it  a point to get only the best grades. My boyfriend is transferring schools so I hope i will focus on my school work. Ahhhh but I cant blame him for my lazy bones. Ugh! If this semester is anything like last one I will be spending A LOT of time in Crumb. ( thats my library) 

Other then school Im just a bit worried about home life. Mom and Dad are looking to move before Christmas. MEANING that they will move into a house that a) I have never seen and b) will be moving, packing and looking at my stuff. I dont know what they will find. Could be nothing, OR could emotionally traumatize me for life. WHO KNOWS! Chances are they will delay the move for yet another year. It breaks my heart that they are SO picky about this house but i get it. My parents have been through so much, they deserve their DREAM house. I just want to have my own space again.

I miss my old house, It was perfect. Layout nice and open. My room was a modest size,but most importantly, everyone had their own space for them. I could have people over and it was just a good retreat. I miss just being able to call whoever up and have them come to me. Quick easy and simple. Ugh what i would give to have my basement!

while i am on the track of old memories, I miss him. More then I thought I would. I ran into him last night.It has been a while since I last spoke to him. Im not even sure what we even spoke about but i know I most likely made up an excuse so i could talk to him a bit longer. I think for as long as i live I will always regret breaking him the way I did. I was pretty heartless and as much as i would like to act like it was easy for me to move on  I will always remember my inner turmoil. He is a fairly nice guy and I can tell that it STILL effects him to this day what I did to him. Karma sure did take a good bite in my ass after that one. I deserved it. Plain and simple but damn does my heart still break a little every time I see him.

Still amazes me I can actually hold a relationship after that. 

Either my guy now is my destined soul mate or Karma is giving me a calm before the storm. For my hearts sake i'm hoping the first. 

It still amazes me to look at how far I've come from just last year. I really had to hit that low in my life to motivate me to WANT to be a better person. If I only knew then.....

[cookingpeach]

[thatkindoffangirl]

Best period-related ad ever? Best period-related ad ever.

[genoshaisforlovers]

OH

MY

GOD

[demondetoxmanual]

It’s actually the worst period-related ad ever. Not sure which rock these people grew up under, but it’s a known fact that women, or rather girls in this case, shouldn’t even be using tampons. It won’t hurt them, of course not, but OB-GYNS say you shouldn’t use them until you’ve had your first sexual experience. To be more specific: If you want your hymen to stay intact, don’t use a freaking tampon.

And how old is that girl again?! 11… 12, maybe?!… Yeah she’s not supposed to stick anything up her vagina at that age. 

This ad is just too wrong on too many levels for my liking.

[layyourwearyhead]

Hold the phone. Listen here, fuckwit, how about you shut up and learn something about female anatomy before you go spouting off and making a fool of your damn self. The only reason doctors sometimes tell younger girls to wait to use tampons is that middle-school aged girls often aren’t responsible enough to remember to take out their tampons on time and not give themselves TSS.

And this irresponsible ass-hattery you’re pulling about the hymen? It’s a thin, elastic ring of tissue just inside the vagina. I repeat: A RING. You know what fucking rings have? Holes in the middle, shit-for-brains. If it wasn’t a ring, didn’t have a hole, how the fucking fuck did you think females had periods in the first place?! For almost all females, you can go right ahead and stick whatever the fuck you want up there—tampons, fingers, penises, cucumbers, glittery purple dildos, popsicles, what the christing fuck ever—and as long as you’re gentle and stretch it out slowly, your hymen will never tear. Or “pop”, if we’re using the fucked up misogynistic term for a god-awfully mistunderstood part of the female body.

Pull your head lout of your goddamn colon and learn a thing or two before you go fucking up a perfectly good post with you patriarchal-brainwashed bullshit. Please and thank you.

[kradmeme]

OH YES IT GOT BETTER

[tiredandfullofbread]

[creamiepuffs-archive-deactivate]

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY EXCITEMENT 

[cyborglovesong]

Visit Original Link

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UNITEDSTATESCANADAMEXICOPANAMALKFHDSHFSDKJCNOIDSUHFISUFN:SD

[cat37958]

I AM GOING TO MAKE LEARNING THIS THE OBJECT OF MY LIFE.

[asmallvillageincanada]

I always lose it at Cota Rica. 

[violet-starshine]

I ALREADY KNOW THIS BY HEART

[cyborgles]

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru; Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean, Greenland, El Salvador too. Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still; Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil. Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan; Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname, and French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam. Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland, and Germany now one piece; Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Italy, Turkey, and Greece. Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania, Ireland, Russia, Oman; Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran. There’s Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan, both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain, the Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal, France, England, Denmark, and Spain. India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan, Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan; Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh, Asia, and China, Korea, Japan. Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia, the Philippine Islands, Taiwan; Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand, then Borneo, and Vietnam. Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola, Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana; Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia, Guinea, Algeria, Ghana. Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo, The Spanish Sahara is gone; Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia, Egypt, Benin, and Gabon. Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali, Sierra Leone, and Algier; Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya, Cameroon, Congo, Zaire. Ethiopia, Guinea_ Bissau, Madagascar, Rwanda, Mahore[?], and Cayman; Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia, Crete, Mauritania, then Transylvania, Monaco, Liechtenstein, Malta, and Palestine, Fiji, Australia, Sudan!

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i already know this song by heart fbajsgs

[the-ageless-beauty-deactivated2]

Glass Barrier

My glass barrier hides my pain so that no one has to deal with it, and is almost impossible to break. Of course, it cracks and my emotions spill out some times, but only a few have completely shattered it and saw who I really am. Thank you to all who have done so, you have no idea how much I love you all

[hernance]

[uselessb1sexual]

To This Day Project (x)

I’ve been waiting so damn long for this gifset…

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[memewolves-archive-deactivated2]

I’m gonna throw my computer in the trash.

[fricklefracklr]

god

fucking

dammit

[meowlingquimm]

this is the gratest comic on the internet. you can all go home

[misscherry]

this is so stupid why am I laughing

[manicpixieshitpost]

SHUT UP THIS WAS SO BAD

[akapontan]

Basically, the Fairy Tail fandom this week… ~I believe Hiro Mashima is trying to slowly kill the fandom with feels….

[sixteensmallstepstohappiness]

1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise. 2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable. 3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it. 4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else. 5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything. 6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice. 7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small. 8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full. 9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle. 10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck. 11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog. 12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through. 14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything. 15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends. 16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

Sixteen Small Steps to Happiness  (via pigmenting)

This all sounds amazing! Now someone delete my fucking tumblr account

(via kantamizuno)

[anomnomnomhardcore-blog]

Woke up thinking it was just a normal day.....

how wrong I was.

ITS

FT FRIDAYYYYYY!!

[anomnomnomhardcore-blog]

I WANT to do something unexpected and diffrent

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[anomnomnomhardcore-blog]

RANT RANT RANT

This week has its ups and downs but I can only seem to focus on the downs. Between this Boston Bombing , which thank god my bother is safe and final coming up I feel like I hardly have time to breath.

I'll start with my Brother. He lives works and breaths Boston. Most days I only hear from him if its though a tweet. Now that I'm getting older were both trying to form a better relationship with each other. Were 5 years apart and never really got along. I love him to death so when I heard about the bombing I panicked. He is a professional athlete, he does marathons so my first thoughts were. Where is he? Is he hurt? Are his friends hurt? Is he ok? I was a flood of emotions yesterday. Long story short he's ok. I still worry with him staying in Boston with all the alerts being given. I just wish He could come home to New York for a bit.

  So stress #2 is  just a general school work load stress. Between all my classed plus the fact that I am an art Major and have to devote long periods of time  at any given time its stressful for my non-art related classes. I have tests and papers and things that need to get done all around the same time.I am never one to get really stressed about these kind of things but I worry about my grades now more then anything. I have goals and plans, I WILL not let my gpa stop me from doing what I want.

#3 My friends. I wont use names but SHE is getting on every last nerve I have. It's all about her. Her problems , her stresses, her life. For once just shut up and listen. That's why you don't have a boyfriend, because all you do is talk about yourself. Aint no body got time for that shit.THAT is why I left you mid way through your sentence. Because I am over here trying to reach out for your support and your too busy doing you.

This weekend I am declaring it my weekend. I will be a bitch, but at this point I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK! My day, 2 days is a row! BITCH!!!

P.s I should also add that I have my period and I'm highly emotional