i'm so sick of all i love

Resident grumpy old lady. She/her pronouns. mostly just a mishmash of interests at this point. (blog background by @loonpflug on twitter)

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[salmon-n-hazel]

Clover and daisy

My print shop: INPRNT

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sorry i really don’t like just reposting someone else’s joke but i haven’t been able to stop thinking about Yucky Stinking Tooth for weeks

[haarute]

josh ruben game changer meltdown

[fricklefracklr]

MY SHITTY MANAGER IS RETIRING IN OCTOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crittaslink]

I gotta hand it to sandler that this scene is exactly what listening to that song feels like.

[memorycycle]

now all the ladys on the floor start eroding ! *a harsh wind envelopes the club*

[bedupolker]

Happened to my good friend;

[memewhore]

[barikonen]

when ozymandias king of kings tells u to look upon his works and despair but, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away

[buttart]

🔥When this kind of fire starts, it is very hard to put out. 🪵

[fleshengine]

laying in bed, high as fuck, thinking about balsamic vinegar

[puppygirldick]

Its like grape soy sauce

[fleshengine]

:/

[puppygirldick]

Both are brown liquid made from mold growing on it

[fleshengine]

You know, you're not wrong. I still don't have to enjoy the truth.

[fleshengine]

Good fucking luck. I think I'm like 1-6 when it comes to people saying that on my posts. If this breaks 200 I'll be surprised.

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

[fricklefracklr]

remembering when i was like the one (1) child that DARE worked on and thinking weed was The Dangerous Gateway Drug and now as a mid-thirties woman i'm having to ration my edibles bc i live in a dumb red state

[spiny-ant]

Ggoouuuuuh what the fuuuuckkkkk

[adriofthedead]