Michael's time waste

To start, i will not update this blog very frequently. i will mainly use this to get the boring out of my mindt. But for the sake of da lulz, i will also mix in things that amuse me or seem cute in some way. MAYBE an entry in text. don't get your hopes up or expect anything. None of the materials used in this blog is my own. These materials are found trough unconventional means over the internet. the rights go to each of their rightfull owners respectively.

[rashadsays]

[veganinwonderland-deactivated20]

Oh my GOD

[rainnecassidy]

THAT DID NOT END THE WAY I EXPECTED IT TO

[infrangibile]

…OH MY GOD

[peardragon]

WHAT

[blacknovember-deactivated201511]

Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

[fimyuan]

[brennablueskies]

[policethepopulace]

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

[nosdrinker]

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

[nightlifemingus]

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

[banjaxed]

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

[intomay]

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

[shittinggold]

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

[asexualglowcloud]

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

[jawnbaeyega]

Ironically, it was a dark time.

[fedswatching]

what is wrong with us

[leadhoovesies]

We have been too scarred by the rise of the lamps. That’s what’s wrong with us

[hexlockspear]

i have no explanation for this

[massivoon-deactivated20210801]

Wait you forgot

[ocelatte-deactivated20241129]

just announced a new evolution

[gabumons]

What a time to be alive, we got another new evolution for X and Y

[nyunai]

How could you post fire and water without /him/.

[helpourbrightyoungsters]

Reblogging for nigel thornberry

[sangpiress]

[leadhoovesies]

what the fuck

[2wentysixletters]

[hirosashii]

Rarity.  Holy shit.

[luchocas]

Me and http://stop-talking-bullshit.tumblr.com/ on Facebook =3

[radical--softness-deactivated20]

Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing

[epic-humor]

sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments 

[catleecious]

[raeosunshine]

[epic-humor]

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[crispyfishsticks]

[epic-humor]

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[epic-humor]

[funkbutter]

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it cranberries.

[epic-humor]

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[100493503004422]

literally what the fuck am i trying to accomplish on this website

[anomylous]

see what your followers think about you :

✩ = You’re my tumblr crush.

♡ = I love your tumblr.

✄ = I love you.

✾ = I want to fuck you.

♘ = You’re hot.

☁ = You’re beautiful.

☂ = You check out my blog.

♕ = You inspire me.

♔ = I wish we talked.

☯ = I wish we were friends in real life.

✖ = You’re ugly.

☢ = I don’t like you.

✡ = I hate you.

☠: Your blog sucks, bitch.

[newhappything-blog]

Keep your eyes on the cross

[oldlinatook-deactivated20130630]

[lilaira]

whatthfuck.

[gekkamonwashere]

oh christ

[pwnypony]

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