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@anonymous-user666
Apparently goats love tomatoes
Absolutely lost in the sauce
trying to prove a point to the boys at school
reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont
*likes* *reads it* *vigorously unlikes and reblogs*
*unliked and reblogged angrily*
look at all this green
makes this trans boy so happy
REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG
i AM a real man
Ok. Idk why this was liked. So I’m super srry. Like I dont even recognize this post so maybe I just double tapped? Idk. Sorry again. Y'all awesome!
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.
I just lost 50 followers.. bye
clearing out the trash
GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON
BUHBYE U McNASTIES
I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.
I really hope no one that follows me is like this but for real, if you are, please unfollow.
Ditto
In case you didn’t get the message, if you’re into kids unfollow me; if you’re not into kids, reblog this!!!
Buh bye, no thanks
Csa survivor with zero time, patience, or tolerance for pedos/MAPs/apologists/whateverthefuck you sick fucks are calling yourselves.
PEDOPHILES, MAY YOU KINDLY FUCK OFF
Byeee
Okay one more time just in case
i dont have many followers but still bye binch
be gone thots we dont need your nasty ass here anyway
I’m a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home.
I am a cancer and that’s why not to be able lol
What the fuck does this mean
I am a libra and that’s why I’m so scared.
I am a Virgo and that’s why I’m so excited about this
I’m a Sagittarius and that’s why I’m so done with all of you.
I am a Virgo and that’s why I am not sure if you have any questions
I am an Aries and that’s why you don’t have any friends
HMM
I am a Capricorn and that’s why I am so I.
I am a Capricorn and that’s why I am so happy to be able to live by the same thing as a moon.
I’m a Capricorn and that’s why not just give it a chance and I promise I won’t be sorry 😐
I am an aries and thats why I am so proud
I am a Leo and that’s why I am a tumblr user
I am a scorpio and thats why I’m a masochist
I’m an Aquarius and that’s why I think it is a good idea to have a good time.
Yup…
I’m an aquarium and that’s why I’m going home
I am a cancer and that’s why I’m not gonna
i could really use some new friends right now so if you’re into
cottagecore
dirtcore
softcore/soft aesthetics
lovecore
witchcraft
cartoons
“weird” animals like possums, rats, etc
animals in general
amphibians, reptiles, or herpetology
music (ask me about my music taste!)
(bonus if you’re trans or non-binary, queer/not straight, neurodivergent, or chronically ill)
dm me or like/reblog this post!
* minors only please *
small talk makes me anxious, so just start talking or tell me about why you like any of the above or your favorites or your passions or anything at all
65 notes and only 3 people have dmed me - i have anxiety and i don’t message first so if you actually want friendship just send me a meme or pet pictures or something!!
I tried to dm you, but it said I needed to verify my email, and I did. Then it said I didn’t. I’m sorry. If you want, you can dm me. (you do NOT have to, I understand anxiety sucks butt.)
i could really use some new friends right now so if you’re into
cottagecore
dirtcore
softcore/soft aesthetics
lovecore
witchcraft
cartoons
“weird” animals like possums, rats, etc
animals in general
amphibians, reptiles, or herpetology
music (ask me about my music taste!)
(bonus if you’re trans or non-binary, queer/not straight)
dm me or like/reblog this post!
small talk makes me anxious, so just start talking or tell me about why you like any of the above or your favorites or your passions or anything at all
thessalian:
miaadamswhat:
cricketcat9:
READ IT REBLOG IT PREACH IT
Say it louder
Also their own websites would look like shit because who the hell do they think designs those logos anyway?
Farewell online privacy
What happened?
Trump happened.
just get a VPN?
You can’t just tell people to ‘get a VPN (Virtual Private Network)’. Buying a VPN is like buying a house. It’s very very important. Having no VPN or having a ‘wrong’ one can seriously damage your life. Especially for Americans because their privacy laws are garbage. I am going to try explain why you should get a VPN but bare with me, I am from Germany and my English is far from perfect.
Let’s start with a simple test. Click this link here: https://whatismyipaddress.com/ It will tell your IP adres, your ISP (internet service provider), and your location. The location might not be very accurate, but then again, it’s just a simple website. Imagine what the government can do!
So basically, everyone can find out where you live. But there is more danger. Your ISP. Your ISP logs your every move online and they are required to keep it in case the government wants access to it (or if a 3rd party wants to buy your data (yikes). They have everything. What websites you visit. How long you stay on a website. What you download. Your search terms. European laws are more subtle on this but if you are from the US you are #@*#&, especially because Trump doesn’t support the open internet. It’s scary but maybe in the future you can’t get a job because the recruiter knows your searched on ‘how to deal with depression’ or anythings else that’s supposed to be private because it’s your f*cking right. Or you get a $100k fine because you pirated a movie 15 years ago. You need a VPN. You’re dumb for not using one. but what does a VPN do?
A VPN encrypts all your data so if it were be intercepted no one can ‘crack the code’ and damage your privacy.
Usually being online goes like this (simplified): Your computer —-> ISP (—–> keeps data —–> sells it)
But with a VPN it goes like: Your computer —–> VPN (encrypts data)—–> ISP (ISP can’t see shit)
Furthermore, a VPN hides your IP address and location by giving you another IP address located in Spain for example (you can often choose from a list and change as many times as you want).
Now that you know why you should get a VPN and what is does it is important to educate yourself because people often choose the wrong VPN. VPN providers are also businesses and have to obey the law. If you choose a VPN provider located in the US then you are throwing your money away because the laws in the US shits on your privacy. If the US gov wants the provider to give all their logs they have to obey. The ISP still can’t see what you are doing online and sell your data but the US gov can interfere with your VPN provider so NEVER CHOOSE A PROVIDER LOCATED IN THE US.
I just wanted to make that very clear so my followers don’t buy false security.
There is still more danger! Who says your VPN provider isn’t selling your data? You need to check their logging policy. Do they keep logs? If yes, what for? For how long do they keep them? Tip: Choose a provider who doesn’t keep logs
More about law The US is part of the Five Eyes program (the worst):
The Five Eyes, often abbreviated as FVEY, is an intelligence alliance comprising Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States. These countries are bound by the multilateral UKUSA Agreement, a treaty for joint cooperation in signals intelligence (source)
There is also a Nine Eyes (bit better) and Fourteen Eyes Program (better). You don’t want a VPN provider who is located in one the Five Eyes countries. If you had to choose go for a provider located in a country that’s part of the Fourteen Eyes Program or even better, go for a country that isn’t part of any program!
I know this is a shitty explanation and please pardon my english but now it’s time to do your own research. Take your privacy seriously. Maybe WWIII breaks out and you get killed for liking the ‘wrong’ FB-page.
Go to this website: https://thatoneprivacysite.net/simple-vpn-comparison-chart/
Make sure that your future VPN provider both has green boxes for Privacy Jurisdiction and Privacy Logging.
I recommend ovpn.se and trust.zone. ovpn is located in Sweden so they are part of the 14 Eyes Program and they keep minimal logs. Their business ethics, however, are alright.
Trustzone is located in the Seychelles. No country can interfere and their privacy jurisdiction is the best you can get. The US want your data but needs to get it from Trustzone? The Seychelles will simply give them the finger and wave them goodbye. However, this makes this provider very appealing for people who torrent and criminals because they keep no logs (and that is how it shoud be) Also, there are almost no marketing efforts so this provider is one the cheapest)
Also, often providers such as ExpressVPN are being called ‘The Best’ on websites about VPNs but know that this is just marketing which also makes those provider more expensive (and they too shit on your privacy)
This must be the worst article you have ever read but please, please take your privacy very seriously.
EDIT: I got many people asking me which provider I use. For those who want to know, I use Trust Zone. They offer a free 3-day trial with no strings attached. But still do your own research!
I am also with Trustzone but I think you forgot to explain one of it’s most important features. It protects you when you are using someone else’s Wi-Fi. If you are at Starbucks and you use their Wi-Fi your privacy is at risk. Anyone with ill intentions could steal your information. Especially if you are using an unsecured Wi-Fi hotspot. With a VPN your data gets encrypted so no one can steal it.
Wait, what’s going, on? Did trump destroy internet privacy with a bill or something? Where’s the news? Oh wait, why am I getting visions of Alex Jones and selling water purifiers?
He hasn’t yet but he says he wants to. And if he is serious about it it would be really easy to do. Since all our data is already recorded, as the person above explained.
Trump wants more surveillance of Muslim Americans. This in a country where internet privacy is already close to non-existent.
Trust.Zone has a free trial. Use it.
btw this post only has 11k notes? That’s quite disappointing for something this important.
Don’t reblog this post to save a life. Reblog this to protect an entire family!
@earth-ruins @writing-prompt-s Should I get trustzone for my mobile device?
If you use public Wi-Fi, then yes. Which VPN you use is up to you, amigo. Take @earth-ruins advice. Do your own research first.
@elvesfromthedeep just brought the current situation in the US to my attention (March 30, 2017).
Sources
Anger as US internet privacy law scrapped
Congress just voted to let internet providers sell your browsing history
To all my friends in the US, please read this entire post. Making everyone aware of VPNs is going to be my mission. Your privacy matters. Please reblog this post.
Don’t tell me you just wanted to scroll past this. Stop looking at pictures of cats for a moment, okay? Don’t you realize how important this is? This is dangerous! ‘America, the best FREE country in the world’ my ass.
With this new law your ISP can sell your Internet history which could include passwords, usernames, religion, credit card numbers, race and much more to the highest bidder. So here is what I want you to do. You are going to read the whole thing and before you think ’this is so important. Let me reblog this real quick and go back to admiring cats again-’ NO! Don’t reblog this. Take action first. Then reblog. Sign up for a free trial! Trust.Zone offers one (here). Yes. It might be difficult to set up a VPN for some people. But is that going to stop you from protecting yourself and your family? 30 minutes. 30 minutes is all that it takes. 5 if you know how to install software. The problem with some of you is that you see ‘difficult’ as something negative. I want you to see difficult differently. I need you to push through this stuff. You are going to protect yourself. There is nothing negative about that. VPNs are fun and costsaving too! A VPN bypasses geographical restrictions so you can access websites you normally can’t or you could start Netflix’s one month free trial over and over again- forever. And it’s legal! (unless you use it to buy weapons etc.,) Don’t tell yourself that you are too tired and that you will do this tomorrow. Because that isn’t going to happen and you know it. You have to do this right now. You only have to click on it. Don’t let this/shit/life just happen to you. Take yourself seriously. Get a VPN.
Privacy is not a privilege, it’s a fundamental human right
Ok sorry that it’s so freaking long and also sorry for the language, but this is extremely important. Please reblog!
Reblogging again bc this is important
We have a VPN you should get one too
Please read.
Always use Protection especially on the internet! Get VPN
Always use protection. When you do the do, use a condom. When you surf the internet, use a VPN.
VPN: the condom of the internet
This got slightly less serious near the bottom but it’s still important so I’m reblogging it
Please always use a VPN, your privacy is a right and if someone takes it from you, you need to get it back any way possible.
When I was little and would misbehave, my dad took my door and told me that privacy is a privilege.
He was wrong and still is. Don’t let the government take the (metaphorical) door off your (metaphorical) room. Get another (metaphorical) door because privacy is a right, no matter what other people may tell you.
Bring this back!
Always reblog VPN info!!
every amount of money i spend will come back doubled. that’s the manifestation for now.
It’s been a long while since I’ve made a post but quite honestly I feel like the witches on tumblr need a new reformation and that it’s pretty much time to come together and teach these new witches helpful things instead of y’all shoving bullshit into their mouths. I’ve been seeing posts about what people have to have and if they don’t have it then they aren’t practicing correctly and that some things in their craft aren’t appropriate and honestly, if they are not
1.) stealing from closed cultures
2.) Harming themselves or others for an aesthetic or
3.) Trying things without the experience and purposefully trying to fuck shit up
Then why are you in their cases. Teach them, do not belittle them and do not try to reform them in your making. We are teachers and guides. Act like it or catch this work.
We forgot about it
(Related) Fun fact! ADHD has the tendency to dropkick most things (Including exam answers) into your short term memory, while nondescript things, like how you found a cool leaf on the 12th of September 2004 (because that’s important) get filtered into long term. Short-term memory is held for as little as 20 seconds to a minute. That means when you add in the processing gap, you may have forgotten what they have said by the time the information is done processing. So most people with ADHD have some form of short term memory problems.
TL;DR if you have a mixture of anxiety/depression and ADHD (as they tend to be linked) your memory is fucked!!
Im a triple threat baby!
Same!
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I’m partially Russian, yes.
That DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT to call me a SPY or an AGENT of the Russian government when I CLEARLY work for the bourgeoisie!
everyone who reblogs this will get a surprise in their inbox
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