aurora likes a knives out

|| she/her | 22 || hyper obsessive and anxious by nature the usual suspect when knives out, batman, moomintrolls, late night with seth meyers or brian david gilbert is brought up i am always supporting trans rights AND trans wrongs (my hat says so)

[anopinionatednerd]

Shane “I was rooting for these two old men to smooch” Madej

[kirbyofthestars]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[kirbyofthestars]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[kirbyofthestars]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[kirbyofthestars]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[shingojira]

the fuck you lookin at keep scrollin

[konoko]

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[mlarayoukai]

fucked up cat thing from the pacman cartoon

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[ajani]

One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like shitposts if you remove any and all context from them

[boarofthenorth100]

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable 

[clarifiedbutterfly]

the british slang "innit" is not just the japanese "ne" ("right?"), but also the swedish "asså" ("thus")

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[nawaffs-deactivated20200221]

puts my life on airplane mode

[ambergrief]

me when i log onto www.youtube.con

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Me when i find out who killed the radio star

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[nonlynear]

ive never seen something that “could mean nothing”

[themoonandmyman]

the beloved Arabic invention the number Zero baby…

[fieldandgrain]

hold on tightly || pentax mx | smc 50mm | fuji400

[contemptible-scoundrel]