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Friday, December 16th, 2022

🌟 New

We are gradually rolling out a new livestreaming feature in the Android and iOS apps. It’ll become available on web soon. One quick thing: If you’re using the iOS app and you have access to Tumblr Live, the search icon will be moved to the top right corner of your dashboard (if you don’t see the search icon at all, see the first item under “Ongoing”).

We’ve updated our API to expose the is_blocks_post_format field for Posts again. Check out this GitHub issue for more info. Our API docs have been updated as well.

You can now purchase Blue Checkmarks in the iOS app.

We’ve added RSS feed metadata to our new blog view (e.g. https://www.tumblr.com/staff) for those folks using RSS reader extensions in their browser.

If you have the reduced motion setting enabled, you will no longer see an animated GIF on the error page.

The ALT button, which exposes an image’s alt text (when available), has been added to the Android app.

🛠 Fixed

Fixed an issue affecting the Explore page on web where the placeholder text in the reply field was not properly aligned when using the masonry (grid) layout option.

Fixed an issue on web where the in-dashboard ask form would pause for two seconds between being opened and receiving keyboard focus.

Fixed an issue on web that made the text in the login/sign up pop up very difficult to read when using certain color palettes.

On web, tooltips that appear when hovering over icons in the post footer will now disappear immediately after you’ve moved your cursor off of the icon, instead of lingering.

Mentions in the post editor on web are once again underlined.

Fixed an issue on web where the site icons could be invisible on some pages when using the Cybernetic or Pumpkin palettes.

🚧 Ongoing

The search icon is missing for some folks using the iOS app. We’re working on a fix, but in the meantime, quitting and restarting the app should force the icon to appear (in the top right corner of your dashboard).

Many people are experiencing an influx of spammy followers. We’re working to combat this, but in the meantime make sure to report any spam blogs you encounter.

🌱 Upcoming

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[luna-writes-stuff]

[kalofi]

cant believe i’ve never shared arguably the funniest dms i’ve ever gotten in my life

[blueeriv]

Is there anyone enjoys hands and angst?

(Lyrics from The Night We Met - Lord Huron)

[teamyellremade]

a selection of artist memes hand-picked and curated by me based on my own experiences

[catchymemes]

University students in the Philippines, who were directed to create their own “anti-cheating” hats to prevent them from looking at their peers’ papers during midterm examinations, came out with unique ideas

[kyraneko]

Some of these should become headwear fashions, if they aren’t already. The red pyramid shaped hat with the veil, the witch hat with streamers, the wastepaper basket, that’s honestly a really lovely type of paper-strip wig up there with the sunglasses, really A Look, especially with the decals on the glasses combining with the artificial, drawn look of the hair. Not to mention the plague doctor and the military helmet, these kids went OFF.

[emi--rose]

Red pyramid hat yoU MEAN THE HOKAGE HAT

The HOKAGE HAT FROM THE ANIME NARUTO

[narutoheritageposts]

october 24, 2022

[ostropest]

[catchymemes]

[kumboochies]

[anothercrypticnerd]

I’ve connected the dots

The Warrior Nun writers has the BIGGEST brain and big dick energy i’ve ever known in the history of TV Shows

In this essay i will

We know that 7.87 seconds on earth equals 107 minutes in the other realms

So,

7.87 seconds = 6,420 seconds

1 second = 815.7 seconds

1 day = 815.7 days

Michael was in the other realm for 14 or 15 years

Let’s just go with the median and say 14.5 years

Now if we do the math, 14.5 years in the other realms is roughly 6.5 days on earth

Why is this important?

Numbers have a lot of symbolism and meanings in the bible, and some of the most significant numbers are 1, 3, 6, 7, and 12

God created Man on the 6th day, and rest/finished on the 7th day

7 is the number of God, which signifies perfection and completion.

That is why the number 6 is often refers to or related to man, humanity and it’s weakness, imperfection, and sin

Michael was sent back to earth on the 6th day after he went through the arc

With a plan on how to kill Adriel and packed with enough divinium to overwhelmed Adriel’s ability to heal (which can kill a warrior nun too btw)

And they kinda forgot to factor Lilith as a possible obstacle

Heck they don’t even think about possible obstacle, they don’t even have a plan B

What if it doesn’t work? They’ll both be dead and Adriel gets the Halo, What then?

The stakes are too high for them to fail, but they didn’t even think about backup plan

Why?

Because of Reya

Ava has been rejecting this plan from the beginning and has been trying to figure out another way to defeat Adriel

They even had a reasonable plan to immobilize Adriel and lock him away again, for good this time, but No, Reya “showed” her that this is the only way

And so they went through with the plan, which fails almost immediately (maybe if they can place the crown then they’ll succeed, idk), and failed again later

If Michael and Reya are number 6, the number of Man, the imperfection, then Beatrice is number 7, the number of God, Perfection, Completion

The symbolism is there

Mankind falls into temptation and sin, thus breaking their relationship with God, banished from the garden of Eden (to die)

Ava left Beatrice and the other Sisters, falls into Adriel’s trap, almost led humanity to it’s doom

Then only after Ava reunited with Beatrice, a servant of God, she’s finally able to kill Adriel, saved the world, completed the mission

Also, it’s been hinted multiple times that Ava alluded to Jesus, so it’s reasonable to expect that she’ll be back in 3 days

Now here’s the interesting part for Avatrice

Remember the math from the beginning?

3 days = 6.7 years

Ava is 19 at the start of season 1 when she died, and probably only a few months has passed since then, so she’s most likely still be 19

That means she’ll be 25 or 26 when she came back

The minimum age of being a nun is 18, with a postulancy time of at least 2 years max before one can take a novitiate that last for 1 or 2 years.

After completing the novitiate, one may take a temporary vows that last for a minimum of 3 and maximum of 6 years, and only after that, one can request to take a permanent vows or renew the temporary vows

Beatrice graduated from a boarding school in Switzerland, which means she graduated at 18 at the very least, and if she joins the OCS immediately after graduating at 18, she will be 22 when she finished her novitiate and take her temporary vows

Beatrice leaving the order implied that she hasn’t taken the permanent vow, and with her tasked to train the new recruits implied that she’s been in the convent for a few years to be able to reach that level of seniority

So, assuming she hasn’t renew the temporary vows, and it lasted for a minimum of 3 years, then Beatrice is around 25 or 26 of age

They will be the same age when Ava returns y’all

All of the above things i mentioned is very big brain of them because :

1. Beating the blasphemy allegations, if this show gains the attention of a broader audience, there’s a chance that some religious Karens demand to cancel the show for blasphemy or something

2. Beating the age gap allegations, homophobes will find something to hate, nothing new here, now they can’t complain if they pork in season 3

3. Beating the Beatrice breaks the vow and betrays God allegations, like, No, she didn’t, she just doesn’t renew the vow

And it’s very big dick of them to not only making Avatrice canon, but to also make a storyline about how the very foundation of the most powerful religious institution in the world is built on a lie, like bruh

Now we need season 3 to happen for real, because there’s still a lot of things to unravel

[keterknight-deactivated20210101]

me carefully reading the wiki page on some character from a game i’ve literally never played and not going to:

[keterknight-deactivated20210101]

me getting to that juicy Trivia section:

[treecitysessions]

Losing my mind

[catgirl-kaiju]

What if we logged into tumblr one day, and some of us just had blue verification checkmarks next to our urls but nobody knew why and staff was completely silent on the subject

[catgirl-kaiju]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[repair-bear]

[m-v-d]

I love how there are almost no captions

This entire thread is communicated in telepathy

[emvisual]

The cookies explained.

this is it

[courtnashe]

Their videos crack me up so much.

[1617]

sometimes home is a person

[pomplerrr]

please don't say that

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[merinnan]

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

[myangelofthelord]

ok so what does it say in american

[merinnan]

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

[star-spangled-jackass]

thank you

[you-or-your-memory]

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

[flubz]

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

[operationsc]

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

[tiktokstowatch]

[tim-ee-sis]

Working in retail be like

[shift-shaping]

THIS IS IT THIS IS THE VIDEO I WAS LOOKING FOR

[bellamynochillblake]

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

[im-reddie]

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

[bellamynochillblake]

oh you sweet summer child 

[fool-errant]

I actually made this a button last convention

[smooththegoofyshark]

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

[butteryswimmingthing]

explain pls

[smooththegoofyshark]

No

[smol-bean-meme-machine]

What are lemons??

[phylix]

I don’t own the copyright to this, others own the show. All I have is this saaaad little computer and a sketch pad. ^-^ Please don’t sue! I don’t need anymore stress!

Please R&R!!!!!!!

No flames. >///<

[lotrlocked]

lol this story contains slash! Don’t like don’t read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY STABBITY SPORK OF Death! -__-

[lady2828]

Author: muahahahaha I’m going to torture these characters in this chapter

Characters: oh no it’s the crazy evil author again *quivers*

(A/N: I love this bit)

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post