i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip
The feedback bit is inspired.
Keegan Michael Key’s quick thinking to get involved was GENIUS.
Doug Jones
occasionally subtle
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
YOU ARE THE REASON
Mike Driver

Love Begins

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

tannertan36
almost home
Not today Justin
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The Bowery Presents
Cosmic Funnies

Product Placement
noise dept.
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i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip
The feedback bit is inspired.
Keegan Michael Key’s quick thinking to get involved was GENIUS.
Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.
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‘Tree House ‘Higgledy’
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Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
@mobulidae
On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2
i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell
fuck this is b a d
This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets
The what?
Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.
@mobulidae
This is my favorite video of all time, I’m not even exaggerating
The rain, the piano, the view… wow everything made this video my fave
@pomprincesse
Man 1500 years ago: Let me sleep with this woman or I will die.
The rabbis:
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‘Brooklyn Nine Nine’ Cast on Being Saved by NBC | Comic-Con 2018 | TVLine
Please never end this show
Every official Harry Potter source: Hufflepuffs get along best with Gryfindor!
Every Hufflepuff I know, when asked what house they get along best with: Slytherin
@mobulidae hi!
I love adoribull because together they have one whole shirt
@mobulidae love is real
Am I crazy, or did Jhope reference hitchhikers guide to the galaxy in daydream?
So I just started really liking bts and their lovely fluff hair. I got so excited their heads just kept getting bigger and bigger as I drew, and my bias namjoon got stuck tiny!
Charlotte Brontë: Here’s my novel about a young governess who falls in love with a charming asshole edgelord who keeps his wife in the attic
Emily Brontë: Here’s my novel about a tragic orphan and a young lady who torture each other and call it love
Anne Brontë: Here’s my novel about a woman who leaves an abusive marriage and nabs herself a hot young Yorkshire sheepfarmer who Treats Her Right
Me: Oh thank God, at least one of you is sensible.
(via Kate Beaton - Hark, a vagrant)
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CAT!
animation and all that jazz
Ben Organa Solo
Dear Lord my poor heart...