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You really can't understand social trends until you get rid of the idea that The Man is eeeeevilly trying to suck all the joy and meaning out of the world because they're eeeeevil.
Like, I keep seeing Poasts (TM) that boil down to 'big corporations will try to suck the soul out of any meaningful counterculture. Evilly. Because they're evil.'
....And that is Not how that works. By the time a big corporation has taken notice of your subculture, you've already lost the battle to keep your subculture's ~soul~.
I saw a very good post- I THINK it was by @tanadrin or @multiheaded1793- that basically posited this:
At the start of any movement, all you have are your core of True Believers. These are the people your movement was built for. They're Your Kind Of Weirdoes. You're unlikely to have major ideological disagreements with them; the movement or culture or scene is built around what they need.
Next, you get a group of people who are close to your True Believers, but don't share all the same values or priorities. They might believe some things that are more mainstream than your True Believers, they might have slightly different goals or ideas, but overall, they gel with your scene.
If your movement speaks to enough people, you'll start to get what (if I remember correctly) the post called 'seekers' and 'tourists'.
Seekers are people who are looking for something, anything, to believe in- a lot of seekers will buy hard into a movement or ideology or subculture for, like, a month, and then jump to another movement just as hard next month. These are your teen witches and teen anarchists, your fad diet granola moms, etc.
Tourists are people who just want to be cool. They're interested mostly in aesthetics, with no real investment in any deeper meaning. They like the mystique and the cachet of being involved in The Next Big Thing and aren't picky about what that thing is.
(Everyone is a seeker at some point and most people will be a tourist eventually. They're pejoratives, but they're not condemnations.)
When you get enough seekers and tourists, people take notice. People who want to make a living and see your new niche market, specifically, take notice. Seekers and tourists want to show their new allegiance, after all, and any community has needs that are going unmet.
This is when you start getting what the post called entrepreneurs- people who may or may not be members of your community, but who want to sell stuff to you. Sometimes they genuinely exist to fill a community need- fursuit artists, queer outfitters like NerdyKeppie, binder makers, etc. Sometimes they're vultures who smell profit. Most are somewhere between the two.
By the time you get entrepreneurs who are not part of your community? Your movement is no longer Your Scene. But they are a symptom, not the cause.
Seekers and tourists bring mainstream ideals and mores to your movement. They're the ones who think subcultures full of weird sex should be less horny, that subcultures full of radical politics should move closer to the middle, and that subcultures explicitly rejecting a mainstream idea should be more charitable towards it.
Get a critical mass of seekers and tourists who don't assimilate into your subculture, and it will become mainstream. You will see more and more ~normal~ people join, more and more mainstream ideas and aesthetics absorbing your movement's vibes, and more and more of your movement's rough edges sanded down to fit the normies' needs.
This is inevitable unless you do things to stop it. All of the things you can do to stop it require effort and involvement in your local scene, and many of them (done poorly) can make your community toxic.
It's easy to blame megacorps for subculture osmosis, but it's a natural process. If you don't know how it works, and have a plan to help combat it without descending into toxicity? You're just gonna have it happen over and over.
So... Gatekeeping is good sometimes, basically.
This post, I think, isn't advocating for gatekeeping. As I understand it: gatekeeping it the type of behavior that OP's refering to when they say 'can make your community toxic.'
I think what this post is advocating for is instead being relentlessly committed to the weird parts of your subculture that makes it weird, and if any normies ask you to be normal you give 'em a 132 finger salute and tell them to be a normie on some other webbedsite because this one's for posting cringe.
Like, to butcher a metaphor, imagine resisting the gentrification of your subculture by firing gunshots in the air to lower the property values and scare off the normies. Anyone who's a part of the subculture proper will be like, oh right, it's tuesday, Dave fires his guns in the air on tuesday; but, anyone touristing about your subculture'll be like stop firing gunshots in the air, to whit you pull out your own gun and fire shots into the air to signal the start of a good olde-fashioned shoot the air show-off showdown show and have yourself a cringe olde time until the tourists leave. Then you go back to minding your business but Dave keeps firing his guns into the air on tuesday.
Can we nominate @were--ralph to be Dave
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Iruka has no idea why someone is playing pranks on him. Though, he canāt help but to feel intrigued, as the pranks are pretty elaborate and seem to have his delight in mindā¦Ā
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Heya there ^^ Aaaaand the fifth prompt āPranksā is up! Only now I notice that I mostly wrote about the MCs confessing/realizing their feelings/etc in all my contributions xD Oh well, I believe they are pretty cute anyway, so here we go again ;D
Hope you guys have fun with this one as well and see you again tomorrow! :D
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The pranks werenāt from one of his students. Way too elaborate, way too much effort involved. Iruka knew when a prank involved thorough planning, fine execution and patience, and neither of his students had enough of either quality to pull those off.Ā
Those pranks he was talking about were⦠strange. They werenāt meant to annoy him, but just got into his way the tiniest bit in his everyday-life. The first prank was probably one of the easiest and yet, probably the one Iruka liked the most. A bunch of seals had been glued to the ceiling of the classroom, hidden quite cleverly with chakra and only activated if there was only a flicker of foreign chakra inside the classroom. Iruka accidentally activated the seals himself when he tried to show his new students the fine-tuning on the disguise-jutsu. Just a tiny flicker of chakra, and a soft rain of pink Sakura-petals rained inside the classroom. Quickly, the floor had been covered by the petals and the scent of the trees and spring had been in the air. For once, the children had been silent throughout a prank. Too fascinated by the sudden touch of spring in the classroom.
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Why isnāt a group of UchihasĀ called a Sharingang?
Because they are all Sharingone.
Ouchiha
āThe prettiest girl in the whole wide world.ā
- Crimson Cherry Blossoms by Loeka
a certain lovely fanfic has got me thinking about ~female madara~ š @loekas
bottom right: base by courtneyās concepts !! ā¤ā¤ā¤
you know in the first naruto opening when kakashiās like reading his book while fighting five dudes and my brother was just likeĀ ākakashi would text while fighting nowā and now Iām REELING because cellphones are canon now he could send snaps mid-combat and he Would.
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With the dog filter on.
Iruka: STOP SENDING ME FUCKING SNAPCHATS AND JUST FIGHT YOU IDIOT
"cheek boners" is so cursed, Madara with his hashitiddy is taking noootes
LOL! I mean... heās the king of ninja enhancement surgery, it only makes sense... I can picture it now...
I wasnāt sure if you meant Madara with cheekboners, the hashiboob with cheekboners, or both. So I went with the most inclusive choice. Even gave the hashiboobās cheekboners sage-mode.
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Consider: Kakashi sticks to such basic outfits/colors because the Hatake, like dogs, see less colors than (most) humans.
(Gai is banned from being the Advice Person on Kakashiās shopping trips.)
Red-green colorblind!
Kakashi gets Sharingan and just āWait, this is what purple looks like???ā
Skip the superpowers, he can see red
āRin⦠your cheek marks are purple?ā āā¦did you seriously not pay enough attention to our team to know this?ā āThis is what purple looks like???ā
Kakashi during training just goes up to Minato and Rin like āIs this weird vision thing a āSharingan can see chakraā thing or is it just⦠color.ā
āMinato still looks the same. Rin looks almost the same. Kushina lookāTHAT IS VERY RED!ā
Kakashi wandering around like 8O
āOh wow, Gaiās spandex is even worse than I thought.ā
Sorry Iām just unnecessarily invested in this like Immediately Right out the gate Iām here for āKakashi didnāt know red, purple, green, or orange until he got Sharingan."Ā He just keeps pointing at things like "is that [color]?ā Rin finds it adorable.
Like Iām assuming he knew he was colorblind? Just for safety reasons? Because like. Ninja.
But also heās so unprepared for colors.
Oh god, Gai is so gosh darn excited about Kakashi being able to see Green, The Most Youthful Of Colors
Kakashi, running his hands over the grass: āItās beautiful.ā Rin: Is he okay? Minato: I donāt know, but if he keeps using Obitoās eye, heās going to get chakra exhaustion again. Rin: But heās so happy about color⦠and heās going to get all depressed if we donāt give him a distraction from Kannabi⦠Minato: Rin, youāre our medic. Do you want to explain to the hospital why Kakashi has chakra exhaustion on your watch again?
Kakashi: I know Iām back in the hospital, but consider this: I just discovered purple.
because of his unacceptable behaviour, madara got suspended from this blog for 2 minutes.
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chaotic stupid combo moveĀ
So bootylicous! Can you take it?!
on the raikiri hand
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Kakashi has this Thing about his striking hand.
Ā Ā He always uses chidori/raikiri with his right hand despite being very dependably ambidextrous. The arm itself is covered in a pretty intricate mix of pink/white/red lichtenberg figure scarring, the color fading as the scarring gets older. About halfway up his forearm down to his fingertips there are heavier scars, longer, in more predictable pattersā from where heās scraped his arm punching through bone and rock.
Ā Ā Due to the many times heās broken the bones in his hand, wrist, and the rest of his arm, as well as the strain that holding lightning in your bare hands puts on the body (microburns in his muscle tissue, joints, veins, etc) as Kakashi grows older, his arm tends to get pretty stiff and sore (and occasionally, outright painful). This is especially prevalent in the mornings, colder seasons, and when itās about to thunderstorm. His chakra points are also all fucked up from being blown out in both major and minor ways.
Ā Ā One of the very few nervous tics he has is flexing the fingers and wrist of that armā and when he starts in on that shit, generally itās a good idea to get the everloving fuck out of his way because chances are heās feeling homicidal. Kakashi doesnāt like getting grabbed or touched suddenly on his right side at all, and the nerves in his arm are so damaged that itās kind of a crapshoot on whether heāll be able to feel a touch as anything more than a vague tingling or a mild pain.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Heās too good to truly favor it, but honestly as he gets older it seems like it aches more often than not.
Ā Ā Ā The worst time he ever injured it was when he was nineteenā in the middle of a hectic battle, he supercharged the chidori and cut a bolt of lightning with it, which is how raikiri was both invented and named. This ended up shattering every bone in his arm, blowing out his chakra pathways, as well as stopping his heart briefly, and he spent a very long time recuperating in the hospital. His attending medic told him when he finally woke up that if heād anyone else, they probably wouldnāt have worked so hard to save him and then to save his arm, and that he was lucky he was so useful. Nice thing to tell a teenager. Kakakshi, as he tends to do, obsesses over it forever.
hi everyone!! iām here to let you know that i miss ALL OF YOU VERY MUCH!! i feel terrible for breaking the contact with you guys. iāve been working on so many different things during my absence but didnāt manage to finish even one project, since theyāre all quite big ones. do you know that feel when you are absent for a long time and you canāt just come back and pretend like nothing happened? and you want to come back with something big, something interesting?? yeah, iāve been working on several comics but i always lost the motivation to stick to one. so i started a new one. and another one, etc. and now i ended up with a shit ton of WIPs. i really didnāt know how to come back, so i made this trashy and cringy comic. also??? people keep following me and sending me REALLY SWEET MESSAGES even tho i literally contributed nothing during these 3 months like omg I DO NOT DESERVE ANY OF YOU GUYS. idgaf what anyone says, i do NOT deserve the love i get from you guys. anyone who disagrees will get blocked by obito (admin of this blog) himself. i will also open commissions again soon because i got so many DMs about it. thatās all i wanted to say, bless every single one of you, take care and stay healthy!!
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Every time someone says shikamaru or lee or whoever shouldāve been the main characters Iām likeā¦can you imagine having team 7 as background characters. Are you honestly telling me the fans wouldnāt be like hey can we see whatās going on with Team Batshit Crazy real quick instead of whatever this is
I still canāt get over how Naruto is literally named after the little pink spiral thingies you get in ramen noodles
the western equivalent would be like naming your kid fucking Crouton
MY NAME IS CROUTON AND IM GONNA BE PRESIDENT SOMEDAY BELIEVE IT
This is the worst!
āElite Spy Scarecrow, you have been assigned to mentor Team 7.ā āYes, President Third Fire Shadow. Which Junior Spies are on that team?ā āThat would be Crouton Spiral, Cherry Blossom Springtime, and Assistant Paper Fan.ā āOh dear God.ā Later⦠āHello, Team 7. I am Scarecrow. I have been assigned to lead your squad.ā āElder Scarecrow is so dumb. I am Crouton Spiral and Iām gonna be President someday. Believe it!ā āNice to meet you, Elder! My name is Cherry Blossom Springtime, and Iām in love with Assistant.ā āThis is all you need to know. Iām Assistant, from the Paper Fan Clan. I hate these two dumbasses. I hate my brother, Weasel Paper Fan. He killed my family, so Iām going to kill him.ā
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