disgruntled queer nerd

☆queer, vaguely transmasc entity (he/him) of unknowable romantic orientation. women are hot man idk. 18☆

[anotherqueersnailowner]

PSA

Hey, so someone just messaged me saying I'm being impersonated, and they accidentally reported my account instead of the fake one. I want to take a moment and say that I do not have an alt account.

I also want to say that if anyone messages you saying that you need to add someone on discord to stop your account from being banned, and that Tumblr wouldn't send this to you for security reasons, or so you couldn't do this without the other person's approval, THAT IS A FUCKING SCAM. do not do that. Check Tumblr's terms of service. They would send you an email if you were reported, and you can appeal without your account being deleted within 12 hours.

This has been a PSA.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

[anablepsian]

These are the most fuckable bookshelves I’ve ever seen

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[dogpuppy]

[transfaguette]

when you’re a little girl boys will say “so if boys and girls are equal that means I get to hit you right?”

and then you grow up to be a trans man and people will say to you “oh i thought you wanted to be a man, that means you have to put up with [abusive behavior]”

and they will tell you these 2 things do not stem from the same desires of gendered punishment and control

[transfaguette]

#cis men view trans men as women they can hit without scrutiny #and cis women view trans men as men they can hit without consequences

[cleaverqueer]

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

[cleaverqueer]

AMENDED

[cleaverqueer]

happy pride everyone

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[scarlct-vvitch]

free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[infectiouspiss]

im srry if this sounds bad or rude or anything i dont want it to come off like that but like the thing u reblogged about censoring subtitles being ableist, how is it ableist if u dont mind me asking? like im disabled myself and obviously theres lots of different ways someone could be disabled but i dont understand how subtitles being censored has anything to do with that. srry if this sounds like im trying to be argumentative or anything i get told that a lot. ;p

if the audio says “fuck” then the subtitle should also say “fuck”

censoring subtitles but not the audio means the experience for disabled people has been forcibly sanitised and that plays into the idea that disabled people need to be treated like children and can’t be exposed to such naughty things as swear words. also it makes the captions inaccurate and that’s always bad

[the-haiku-bot]

if the audio

says “fuck” then the subtitle

should also say “fuck”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[teaboot]

Free the nipple. Let them go their own way in life.

Scattering an urn full of post-mastectomy nipples into the ocean like ashes at a funeral

[empty-plastic-lighter]

@questionable-ftm-passing-advice ?

[tobiasbones]

The other day i bought this yarn cause that’s obviously the trans flag, and I just saw that this colour is called ‘life’! I’m gonna cry

[bluebellbouquetswp]

@this-is-trans-joy 🥹🥹🥹🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[this-is-trans-joy]

This is trans joy!!!

[play-now-my-lord]

gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off

[liberalsarecool]

Ownership meant a physical copy. Now you own nothing and can't find what you want across multiple streaming platforms.

Bring back headphones that plug in. Bring back expandable memory. Bring back owning media.

[this-is-trans-joy]

Neither my spouse nor I (both nonbinary) ever expected to live this long, but here we are in our forties!

This is trans joy!!!

[anotherqueersnailowner]

Doctor: here's a new medication that will help your tics

Me: oh fuck yeah

Doctor: if you stop taking it suddenly you may need to be hospitalized

Me: oh FuCk

[austinthewise]

My doctor has me take guanfacine for my tics but warned I might feel lethargic.

I still tic the same; I just tic sleepily now 👍 Thanks, doc!

[catchymemes]

They supporting

[botanyshitposts]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I know next to nothing about botany but the phrase “feral sunflower” is hilarious to me

[cydonian-mystery]

[this-is-trans-joy]

ONE OF MY FRIENDS GOT TOP SURGERY AND IM SO PROUD OF KNIGHT AND AND AUGH :)))

This is trans joy!!!